5-Color Everyone Dies (97% COMPETITIVE)

Commander / EDH Casual Competitive Dredge Five Color Theme/Gimmick

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Creature (41)

• 1x Archaeomancer
• 1x Avenger of Zendikar
• 1x Beetleback Chief
• 1x Birds of Paradise
• 1x Blood Artist
• 1x Bonded Fetch
• 1x Corpse Knight
• 1x Cruel Celebrant
• 1x Elenda, the Dusk Rose
• 1x Eternal Witness
• 1x Falkenrath Noble
• 1x Fauna Shaman
• 1x Flayer of the Hatebound
• 1x Golgari Grave-Troll
• 1x Golgari Thug
• 1x Hermit Druid
• 1x Karmic Guide
• 1x Kokusho, the Evening Star
• 1x Mayhem Devil
• 1x Merfolk Looter
• 1x Ministrant of Obligation
• 1x Mogg War Marshal
• 1x Pawn of Ulamog
• 1x Poison-Tip Archer
• 1x Purphoros, God of the Forge
• 1x Reveillark
• 1x Sakura-Tribe Elder
• 1x Satyr Wayfinder
• 1x Shambling Shell
• 1x Sidisi, Undead Vizier
• 1x Sifter of Skulls
• 1x Solemn Simulacrum
• 1x Sprouting Thrinax
• 1x Stinkweed Imp
• 1x Stitcher's Supplier
• 1x Teysa Karlov
• 1x Thought Courier
• 1x Vindictive Vampire
• 1x Viscera Seer
• 1x Wood Elves
• 1x Zulaport Cutthroat

Land (35)

• 1x Blood Crypt
• 1x Breeding Pool
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Exotic Orchard
• 2x Forest
• 1x Godless Shrine
• 1x Hallowed Fountain
• 2x Island
• 1x Mana Confluence
• 2x Mountain
• 1x Opulent Palace
• 1x Overgrown Tomb
• 1x Plains
• 1x Polluted Delta
• 1x Sacred Foundry
• 1x Sandsteppe Citadel
• 1x Savage Lands
• 1x Steam Vents
• 1x Stomping Ground
• 10x Swamp
• 1x Temple Garden
• 1x Watery Grave
• 1x Windswept Heath

Sorcery (5)

• 1x Command the Dreadhorde
• 1x Dread Return
• 1x Living Death
• 1x Mulch
• 1x Rise of the Dark Realms

Enchantment (1)

• 1x Goblin Bombardment

Commander (1)

Instant (10)

• 1x Anguished Unmaking
• 1x Assassin's Trophy
• 1x Cyclonic Rift
• 1x Despark
• 1x Disallow
• 1x Fact or Fiction
• 1x Rally the Ancestors
• 1x Swords to Plowshares
• 1x Utter End
• 1x Voidslime

Artifact (7)

• 1x Ashnod's Altar
• 1x Chromatic Lantern
• 1x Desecrated Tomb
• 1x Fellwar Stone
• 1x Phyrexian Altar
• 1x Skullclamp
• 1x Sol Ring

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Instant (2)

• 1x Mortify
• 1x Putrefy

Sorcery (1)

• 1x Pieces of the Puzzle

Artifact (1)

• 1x Mesmeric Orb

Enchantment (2)

• 1x Black Market
• 1x Open the Graves

Creature (2)

• 1x Forgotten Creation
• 1x Sun Titan

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I have not tested this deck yet... and chances are, it sucks. But this website says the deck is 97% competitive. I don't even know life anymore.

My Emotional State Summarized by a Terrible Video

Overview

This is an E[B]ic deck which is designed to use Living Death and then sacrifice a lot of creatures with Phyrexian Altar to trigger Blood Artist effects. Use Eternal Witness to get your Living Death back and do it all over again. Is there a better way to use Living Death? Yes, but why do that, when you can do this? This deck is a glass cannon...

E[B]IC TECC

Dump a bunch of stuff in the graveyard with Dredge and Merfolk Looter effects.

Reveillark and Karmic Guide are in this deck, so that might be useful...

Use Disallow and Voidslime against Bojuka Bog.

If you would like to help give power to this abomination which never should have existed, you can suggest cards to add or cards to remove.

Date added	4 years
Last updated	3 years
Legality	This deck is not Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	6 - 0 Mythic Rares 38 - 0 Rares 27 - 0 Uncommons 12 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.20
Tokens	Bat 1/1 B, Eldrazi Scion 1/1 C, Eldrazi Spawn 0/1 C, Goblin 1/1 R, Plant 0/1 G, Saproling 1/1 G, Spirit 1/1 WB, Vampire 1/1 W