TFW Your Wealthy Gay Neighbors Blink

Commander / EDH

MaxEDH

Creature (35)

• 1x Angel of Serenity
• 1x Avenger of Zendikar
• 1x Birds of Paradise
• 1x Brago, King Eternal
• 1x Cloudblazer
• 1x Coiling Oracle
• 1x Deadeye Navigator
• 1x Dualcaster Mage
• 1x Eldrazi Displacer
• 1x Eternal Witness
• 1x Felidar Guardian
• 1x Flickerwisp
• 1x Karmic Guide
• 1x Kiki-Jiki, Mirror Breaker
• 1x Lavinia of the Tenth
• 1x Luminate Primordial
• 1x Mistmeadow Witch
• 1x Mulldrifter
• 1x Mystic Snake
• 1x Noble Hierarch
• 1x Ogre Battledriver
• 1x Pilgrim's Eye
• 1x Progenitor Mimic
• 1x Purphoros, God of the Forge
• 1x Rattleclaw Mystic
• 1x Reclamation Sage
• 1x Recruiter of the Guard
• 1x Restoration Angel
• 1x Reveillark
• 1x Roon of the Hidden Realm
• 1x Solemn Simulacrum
• 1x Sun Titan
• 1x Terastodon
• 1x Thragtusk
• 1x Zealous Conscripts

Land (38)

• 1x Adarkar Wastes
• 1x Ancient Tomb
• 1x Arid Mesa
• 1x Battlefield Forge
• 1x Breeding Pool
• 1x Brushland
• 1x City of Brass
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Flooded Strand
• 4x Forest
• 1x Hallowed Fountain
• 2x Island
• 1x Karplusan Forest
• 1x Mana Confluence
• 1x Misty Rainforest
• 1x Mountain
• 6x Plains
• 1x Sacred Foundry
• 1x Scalding Tarn
• 1x Selesnya Sanctuary
• 1x Shivan Reef
• 1x Steam Vents
• 1x Stomping Ground
• 1x Temple Garden
• 1x Temple of Plenty
• 1x Temple of the False God
• 1x Windswept Heath
• 1x Wooded Foothills
• 1x Yavimaya Coast

Sorcery (2)

• 1x Blasphemous Act
• 1x Kodama's Reach

Planeswalker (1)

• 1x Venser, the Sojourner

Commander (1)

Artifact (9)

• 1x Blade of Selves
• 1x Chromatic Lantern
• 1x Conjurer's Closet
• 1x Lightning Greaves
• 1x Panharmonicon
• 1x Sensei's Divining Top
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Strionic Resonator
• 1x Vedalken Orrery

Instant (7)

• 1x Cloudshift
• 1x Cyclonic Rift
• 1x Eerie Interlude
• 1x Enlightened Tutor
• 1x Ghostway
• 1x Momentary Blink
• 1x Swords to Plowshares

Enchantment (7)

• 1x Aid from the Cowl
• 1x Aura Shards
• 1x Burgeoning
• 1x Flameshadow Conjuring
• 1x Rhystic Study
• 1x Sylvan Library
• 1x Warstorm Surge

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Deck name comes from a Tumblr Meme.

It's nice to see yourself represented in Magic so these guys have inspired me since they were released. They 're not very competitive but I needed another EDH deck that wouldn't make my friends hate me. After thinking of all the ways I could combo out I decided to restrain myself and built a Blink deck, only with red. The deck is misbuilt a little on purpose (or a little on Purphoros) because I'm trying really hard to follow av friends advice embrace my "Timmy" side (whatever that means). However it does run Kikki-Jikki, Mirror Breaker|Kikki combo either with Zealous Conscripts or with 'Too Hot for Standard' Felidar Guardian. It tutors minimally though so it'll probably just be a happy accident, the real way to win is through damage and just outvaluing our opponents as much as we can.

A note on lands:

I included every land that I thought I could reasonably get or already have, so no true duals but all fetches and shocks are represented. Added painlands because I'm running an Eldrazi Displacer. The one Bounce Land and the Scry Land are okay-ish I think because my favorite power couple give you a little more value with them than normal without setting you as far behind. In an ideal world I think it's probably correct to run 41 lands but I had a hell of a time editing already. I expect I'll make many changes.

So yeah. Not optimized in the slightest (that's Brago-Stax) but probably a lot of fun to play. Enjoy!

Date added	7 years
Last updated	7 years
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	9 - 0 Mythic Rares 59 - 0 Rares 12 - 0 Uncommons 7 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.73
Tokens	Beast 3/3 G, Copy Clone, Elephant 3/3 G, Emblem Venser, the Sojourner, Morph 2/2 C, Plant 0/1 G