Punishing Squirrel

Commander / EDH* BGW (Abzan, Junk) GW (Selesnya)

ZaphodBeblebrox

Sorcery (19)

• 1x Acorn Harvest
• 1x Chatter of the Squirrel
• 1x Creeping Corrosion
• 1x Cultivate
• 1x Damnation
• 1x Demonic Tutor
• 1x Farseek
• 1x Finale of Devastation
• 1x Harmonize
• 1x Hour of Promise
• 1x Kindred Dominance
• 1x Maelstrom Pulse
• 1x Nature's Lore
• 1x Rampant Growth
• 1x Seasons Past
• 1x Skyshroud Claim
• 1x Tempt with Discovery
• 1x Three Visits
• 1x Toxic Deluge

Enchantment (12)

• 1x Animate Dead
• 1x Deathgrip
• 1x Doubling Season
• 1x Earthcraft
• 1x Leyline of the Void
• 1x Lifeforce
• 1x Necropotence
• 1x Parallel Lives
• 1x Squirrel Farm
• 1x Squirrel Nest
• 1x Steely Resolve
• 1x Sylvan Library

Land (34)

• 1x Arcane Lighthouse
• 1x Bayou
• 1x Cabal Coffers
• 1x Fabled Passage
• 10x Forest
• 1x Gaea's Cradle
• 1x Misty Rainforest
• 1x Overgrown Tomb
• 1x Polluted Delta
• 1x Prismatic Vista
• 1x Strip Mine
• 8x Swamp
• 1x Swarmyard
• 1x Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth
• 1x Verdant Catacombs
• 1x Wooded Foothills
• 1x Woodland Cemetery
• 1x Yavimaya Hollow

Artifact (9)

• 1x Acorn Catapult
• 1x Coat of Arms
• 1x Crucible of Worlds
• 1x Lightning Greaves
• 1x MImic Vat
• 1x Obelisk of Urd
• 1x Panharmonicon
• 1x Skullclamp
• 1x Sol Ring

Instant (8)

• 1x Abrupt Decay
• 1x Assassin's Trophy
• 1x Beast Within
• 1x Berserk
• 1x Force of Vigor
• 1x Golgari Charm
• 1x Heroic Intervention
• 1x Kill! Destroy!

Commander (1)

Creature (16)

• 1x Craterhoof Behemoth
• 1x Deep Forest Hermit
• 1x Deranged Hermit
• 1x Earl of Squirrel
• 1x Eternal Witness
• 1x Krosan Beast
• 1x Liege of the Hollows
• 1x Nut Collector
• 1x Ohran Frostfang
• 1x Oracle of Mul Daya
• 1x Reclamation Sage
• 1x Sakura-Tribe Elder
• 1x Sheoldred, Whispering One
• 1x Squirrel Mob
• 1x Squirrel Wrangler
• 1x Winding Constrictor

Planeswalker (1)

• 1x Liliana, Dreadhorde General

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Creature (16)

• 1x Angelic Arbiter
• 1x Caustic Caterpillar
• 1x Collector Ouphe
• 1x Dryad Militant
• 1x Elvish Rejuvenator
• 1x Fiend Hunter
• 1x Grand Abolisher
• 1x Karmic Guide
• 1x Lodestone Golem
• 1x Mentor of the Meek
• 1x Phyrexian Revoker
• 1x Qasali Pridemage
• 1x Samurai of the Pale Curtain
• 1x Sanctum Prelate
• 1x Spirit of the Labyrinth
• 1x Stoneforge Mystic

Artifact (1)

• 1x Sphere of Resistance

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It's time to make some squirrels! Unfortunately, it takes some time to build up our armada so we bring in all the Hatebears to support our little friends. My personal rule when playing this deck is that Squirrels are the only creatures able to attack, everyone else is on defense. My alternate win con is Helix Pinnacle and I am running no dorks or land un-tappers on purpose. All mana must come from lands. This way Karametra, god of the harvests can truly shine. The non-wonky Un-Cards are included as well. There is no way I'm not playing with Earl of Squirrel.

I welcome any suggestions to make this deck even more awesome! Thanks!

Date added	10 years
Last updated	3 years
Legality	This deck is not Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	11 - 0 Mythic Rares 46 - 0 Rares 18 - 0 Uncommons 7 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.44
Tokens	Acorn Stash Token, Beast 3/3 G, Copy Clone, Squirrel 1/1 G, Zombie 2/2 B
Folders	Squirrel