Please Be My Friend

Commander / EDH

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Acceleration (17)

• 1x Black Market
• 1x Cabal Ritual
• 1x Dark Ritual
• 1x Everflowing Chalice
• 1x Fellwar Stone
• 1x Gilded Lotus
• 1x Grim Monolith
• 1x Mana Vault
• 1x Mind Stone
• 1x Rakdos Signet
• 1x Seething Song
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Talisman of Indulgence
• 1x Thought Vessel
• 1x Voltaic Key
• 1x Wayfarer's Bauble
• 1x Worn Powerstone

Friends (12)

• 1x Bitterblossom
• 1x Bloodghast
• 1x Endrek Sahr, Master Breeder
• 1x Goblin Assault
• 1x Grave Titan
• 1x Kher Keep
• 1x Marsh Flitter
• 1x Ophiomancer
• 1x Sengir Autocrat
• 1x Siege-Gang Commander
• 1x Waste Not
• 1x Young Pyromancer

Value (5)

• 1x Ashnod's Altar
• 1x Heartstone
• 1x Illusionist's Bracers
• 1x Nim Deathmantle
• 1x Phyrexian Altar

Land (34)

• 1x Blood Crypt
• 1x Buried Ruin
• 1x City of Brass
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Dragonskull Summit
• 1x Geier Reach Sanitarium
• 1x Graven Cairns
• 1x Kher Keep
• 1x Mana Confluence
• 4x Mountain
• 1x Reliquary Tower
• 1x Rix Maadi, Dungeon Palace
• 1x Shadowblood Ridge
• 1x Smoldering Marsh
• 1x Sulfurous Springs
• 15x Swamp
• 1x Tainted Peak

Discard (11)

• 1x Geier Reach Sanitarium
• 1x Liliana, Heretical Healer  ^Flip
• 1x Magus of the Wheel
• 1x Memory Jar
• 1x Mindslicer
• 1x Oppression
• 1x Painful Quandary
• 1x Reforge the Soul
• 1x Rix Maadi, Dungeon Palace
• 1x Sadistic Hypnotist
• 1x Wheel of Fortune

Answers (3)

• 1x Blasphemous Act
• 1x Damnation
• 1x Vandalblast

Murder (3)

• 1x Mikaeus, the Unhallowed
• 1x Murderous Redcap
• 1x Vicious Shadows

Commander (1)

Draw (14)

• 1x Faithless Looting
• 1x Geth's Grimoire
• 1x Magus of the Wheel
• 1x Memory Jar
• 1x Necropotence
• 1x Night's Whisper
• 1x Phyrexian Arena
• 1x Read the Bones
• 1x Reforge the Soul
• 1x Sign in Blood
• 1x Skullclamp
• 1x Smothering Abomination
• 1x Waste Not
• 1x Wheel of Fortune

Tutor (7)

• 1x Beseech the Queen
• 1x Demonic Tutor
• 1x Diabolic Intent
• 1x Gamble
• 1x Praetor's Grasp
• 1x Sidisi, Undead Vizier
• 1x Vampiric Tutor

Recur (1)

• 1x Yawgmoth's Will

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Sideboard

Answers (1)

• 1x Toxic Deluge

Land (1)

• 1x Phyrexian Tower

Value (1)

• 1x Grave Pact

Draw (1)

• 1x Shadows of the Past

Friends (1)

• 1x Mogg War Marshal

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Make friend requests to tokens and creatures that provide value; when they accept, sacrifice your in-game friends to deal damage to your real-life friends, and force them to discard cards! Then sit alone in your house and endlessly sort your Magic cards because no one wants to be near you.

This was my second attempt at building a Rakdos deck from the same pool of cards, preceded by Everlasting Torment. When The Scorpion God was spoiled, I thought I found a way to draw cards that required fewer hoops than Lyzolda, but I was mistaken. Here is a record of my attempt - The Scorpion God

Date added	7 years
Last updated	6 years
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	6 - 0 Mythic Rares 43 - 3 Rares 23 - 1 Uncommons 9 - 1 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.06
Tokens	Elemental 1/1 R, Emblem Liliana, Defiant Necromancer, Faerie Rogue 1/1 B, Goblin 1/1 R, Goblin Rogue 1/1 B, Kobolds of Kher Keep 0/1 R, Serf 0/1 B, Snake 1/1 B, Thrull 1/1 B, Zombie 2/2 B
Folders	EDH—Retired Decks