Can't Touch This!

Commander / EDH Control Five Color Jank Voltron

Sniper959

Land (38)

• 1x Arid Mesa
• 1x Badlands
• 1x Bayou
• 1x Blood Crypt
• 1x Bloodstained Mire
• 1x Breeding Pool
• 1x Flooded Strand
• 1x Forest
• 1x Godless Shrine
• 1x Hallowed Fountain
• 1x Island
• 1x Marsh Flats
• 1x Maze of Ith
• 1x Misty Rainforest
• 1x Mountain
• 1x Mystifying Maze
• 1x Overgrown Tomb
• 1x Plains
• 1x Plateau
• 1x Polluted Delta
• 1x Sacred Foundry
• 1x Savannah
• 1x Scalding Tarn
• 1x Scrubland
• 1x Steam Vents
• 1x Stomping Ground
• 1x Swamp
• 1x Taiga
• 1x Temple Garden
• 1x Throne of the High City
• 1x Tropical Island
• 1x Tundra
• 1x Underground Sea
• 1x Verdant Catacombs
• 1x Volcanic Island
• 1x Watery Grave
• 1x Windswept Heath
• 1x Wooded Foothills

Enchantment (23)

• 1x Aurification
• 1x Barbed Foliage
• 1x Blood Reckoning
• 1x Briar Patch
• 1x Collective Restraint
• 1x Elephant Grass
• 1x Ghostly Prison
• 1x Hissing Miasma
• 1x Impulsive Maneuvers
• 1x Koskun Falls
• 1x Marchesa's Decree
• 1x No Mercy
• 1x Powerstone Minefield
• 1x Propaganda
• 1x Righteous Cause
• 1x Sphere of Safety
• 1x Vow of Duty
• 1x Vow of Flight
• 1x Vow of Lightning
• 1x Vow of Malice
• 1x Vow of Wildness
• 1x War Tax
• 1x War's Toll

Sorcery (13)

• 1x Aether Snap
• 1x Blasphemous Act
• 1x Chronomantic Escape
• 1x Cruel Tutor
• 1x Diabolic Tutor
• 1x Grim Tutor
• 1x Idyllic Tutor
• 1x In Garruk's Wake
• 1x Merciless Eviction
• 1x Personal Tutor
• 1x Replenish
• 1x Rhystic Tutor
• 1x Sylvan Tutor

Commander (1)

Creature (15)

• 1x Archangel of Tithes
• 1x Azor's Elocutors
• 1x Baird, Steward of Argive
• 1x Blazing Archon
• 1x Droning Bureaucrats
• 1x Gahiji, Honored One
• 1x Isperia, Supreme Judge
• 1x Michiko Konda, Truth Seeker
• 1x O-Kagachi, Vengeful Kami
• 1x Orzhov Advokist
• 1x Riddlekeeper
• 1x Slumbering Dragon
• 1x Teysa, Envoy of Ghosts
• 1x Thantis, the Warweaver
• 1x Windborn Muse

Instant (5)

• 1x Cyclonic Rift
• 1x Enlightened Tutor
• 1x Mystical Tutor
• 1x Vampiric Tutor
• 1x Worldly Tutor

Artifact (5)

• 1x Caltrops
• 1x Coercive Portal
• 1x Crystal Chimes
• 1x Norn's Annex
• 1x Skull of Orm

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This was an idea, that spawned from the fact that during all games of commander, you will be attacked. It is an inevitability that will occur, but what if, you cannot be attacked? The very idea of harming a hair on your head would sound abhorrent, and would be costly for the attacker. One of the primary goals is to play Karona, False God and give her one of the "Vow" effects (Vow of Duty, Vow of Flight, Vow of Lightning, Vow of Malice, Vow of Wildness), and have my commander swing around the board rather than at me. This deck was meant for Tabletop Simulator (hence Plateau, etc.), and is not competitive. As usual, feel free to like, up-vote, and share and play responsibly.

Date added	5 years
Last updated	4 years
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	8 - 0 Mythic Rares 63 - 0 Rares 24 - 0 Uncommons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.85
Tokens	Spirit 1/1 WB, The Monarch
Folders	EDH Creations, Decks I want