The Fat Man

Commander / EDH Lifegain Multiplayer WB (Orzhov)

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Instant (6)

• 1x Anguished Unmaking
• 1x Despark
• 1x Enlightened Tutor
• 1x Erebos's Intervention
• 1x Generous Gift
• 1x Heliod's Intervention

Sorcery (5)

• 1x Beseech the Queen
• 1x Demonic Tutor
• 1x Fumigate
• 1x Kaya's Wrath
• 1x Open the Armory

Enchantment (11)

• 1x Ashes of the Abhorrent
• 1x Authority of the Consuls
• 1x Blind Obedience
• 1x Dawn of Hope
• 1x Exquisite Blood
• 1x Land Tax
• 1x Necropotence
• 1x Sanguine Bond
• 1x Sigarda's Splendor
• 1x Smothering Tithe
• 1x Trespasser's Curse

Artifact (29)

• 1x Aetherflux Reservoir
• 1x Animation Module
• 1x Arcane Signet
• 1x Archaeomancer's Map
• 1x Ashnod's Altar
• 1x Batterskull
• 1x Bolas's Citadel
• 1x Commander's Sphere
• 1x Darksteel Plate
• 1x Expedition Map
• 1x Fellwar Stone
• 1x Hammer of Nazahn
• 1x Mask of Griselbrand
• 1x Mind Stone
• 1x Orzhov Signet
• 1x Prismatic Lens
• 1x Pristine Talisman
• 1x Shadowspear
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Swiftfoot Boots
• 1x Sword of Hearth and Home
• 1x Sword of Light and Shadow
• 1x Sword of War and Peace
• 1x Talisman of Hierarchy
• 1x The Ozolith
• 1x Thought Vessel
• 1x Wayfarer's Bauble
• 1x Well of Lost Dreams
• 1x Whispersilk Cloak

Creature (13)

• 1x Auriok Champion
• 1x Ayli, Eternal Pilgrim
• 1x Crypt Ghast
• 1x Erebos, God of the Dead
• 1x Esper Sentinel
• 1x Heliod, Sun-Crowned
• 1x Kambal, Consul of Allocation
• 1x Leonin Elder
• 1x Serra Ascendant
• 1x Soul Warden
• 1x Soul's Attendant
• 1x Sunscorch Regent
• 1x Witch of the Moors

Land (35)

• 1x Bojuka Bog
• 1x Brightclimb Pathway  ^Flip
• 1x Cabal Coffers
• 1x Caves of Koilos
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Concealed Courtyard
• 1x Godless Shrine
• 1x Isolated Chapel
• 1x Marsh Flats
• 10x Plains
• 1x Reliquary Tower
• 1x Rogue's Passage
• 1x Scrubland
• 9x Swamp
• 1x Tainted Field
• 1x Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth
• 1x Vault of Champions
• 1x Witch's Clinic

Commander (1)

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Let's get Fat!

This Voltron Control shell wants to gain lots of life, get the ghost daddy fat, and keep the other major threats off the board.

This deck utilizes lots of repetitive, incidental life gain to feed Karlov until he is nice and bulbous. He can then swing for the kill or drain the enemies to death.

Since your group will probably like to pick on the fat man, we are packing lots of protection by way of swords and the Hammer of Nazahn. Note the Sword of Light and Shadow nonbos a bit with Mask of Griselbrand and Heliod, Sun-Crowned but you can always spread the love a bit to your other creatures if big daddy gets too full. If the bullies at the table manage to pop the piggy, The Ozolith is there to let him pick up where he left off.

Ashnod's Altar+Animation Module and any of the Soul Sister type effects make both you and Karlov infinitely obese.

In addition to doing our normal thing, Ashes of the Abhorrent and Trespasser's Curse can hate out players that rely too heavily on recursion or little dudes. Hasty creatures shouldn't be too big a concern with Authority of the Consuls and Blind Obedience.

Keep the nasty players' engines off the board with Karlov's activated ability or some of the other interactions in the deck and eat the opponents' lunch!

Feedback appreciated.

Date added	2 years
Last updated	2 years
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	13 - 0 Mythic Rares 41 - 0 Rares 14 - 0 Uncommons 13 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	2.65
Tokens	Elephant 3/3 G, Phyrexian Germ 0/0 B, Servo 1/1 C, Soldier 1/1 W w/ Lifelink, Treasure
Folders	EDH
Based on	Hot Karl Voltron dum321 EDH