The Taxman [[PRIMER]]

Commander / EDH* WUB (Esper)

Sultai_Sir

Land (36)

• 1x Adarkar Wastes
• 1x Caves of Koilos
• 1x City of Brass
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Drowned Catacomb
• 1x Exotic Orchard
• 1x Fetid Heath
• 1x Flooded Strand
• 1x Forbidden Orchard
• 1x Glacial Fortress
• 1x Godless Shrine
• 1x Hallowed Fountain
• 3x Island
• 1x Isolated Chapel
• 1x Mana Confluence
• 1x Marsh Flats
• 1x Morphic Pool
• 1x Mystic Gate
• 4x Plains
• 1x Polluted Delta
• 1x Reflecting Pool
• 1x Sea of Clouds
• 4x Swamp
• 1x Temple of Deceit
• 1x Temple of Enlightenment
• 1x Temple of Silence
• 1x Underground River
• 1x Watery Grave

Instant (8)

• 1x Anguished Unmaking
• 1x Beacon of Immortality
• 1x Despark
• 1x Dovin's Veto
• 1x Lim-Dul's Vault
• 1x Mortify
• 1x Negate
• 1x Utter End

Creature (24)

• 1x Angel of Vitality
• 1x Consecrated Sphinx
• 1x Crested Sunmare
• 1x Drogskol Reaver
• 1x Felidar Sovereign
• 1x Kambal, Consul of Allocation
• 1x Karlov of the Ghost Council
• 1x Krav, the Unredeemed
• 1x Mangara, the Diplomat
• 1x Nyx-Fleece Ram
• 1x Pontiff of Blight
• 1x Regna, the Redeemer
• 1x Resplendent Angel
• 1x Rhox Faithmender
• 1x Serra Ascendant
• 1x Serra Avatar
• 1x Soul Warden
• 1x Soul's Attendant
• 1x Speaker of the Heavens
• 1x Teysa, Envoy of Ghosts
• 1x Twilight Prophet
• 1x Twinblade Paladin
• 1x Vizkopa Guildmage
• 1x Wall of Reverence

Artifact (11)

• 1x Alhammarret's Archive
• 1x Arcane Signet
• 1x Azorius Signet
• 1x Dimir Signet
• 1x Fellwar Stone
• 1x Mind Stone
• 1x Norn's Annex
• 1x Orzhov Signet
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Wayfarer's Bauble
• 1x Well of Lost Dreams

Commander (1)

Enchantment (18)

• 1x Angelic Accord
• 1x Ashes of the Abhorrent
• 1x Authority of the Consuls
• 1x Blind Obedience
• 1x Boon Reflection
• 1x Cradle of Vitality
• 1x Dawn of Hope
• 1x Ghostly Prison
• 1x Greed
• 1x Luminarch Ascension
• 1x No Mercy
• 1x Phyrexian Arena
• 1x Propaganda
• 1x Revenge of Ravens
• 1x Rhystic Study
• 1x Sanguine Bond
• 1x Smothering Tithe
• 1x Test of Endurance

Sorcery (2)

• 1x Diabolic Tutor
• 1x Kaya's Wrath

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That's One For You, Nineteen For Me

Just say this when you walk up with this deck:

If you buy a drink, I'll tax the mug

If you get a dog, I'll tax your pug

If you drink some milk, I'll tax the jug.

If you love your mom, I'll tax your hug

If you buy a burger, I’ll tax the meat.

If you get some bread, I’ll tax the wheat.

If you like rap music, I’ll tax the beat.

If you troll somebody, I’ll tax the yeet.

If you drive a car, I'll tax the street

If you try to sit, I'll tax your seat

If you get too cold, I'll tax the heat

If you take a walk, I'll tax your feet

You'll make so many friends!

Date added	3 years
Last updated	3 years
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	14 - 0 Mythic Rares 48 - 0 Rares 17 - 0 Uncommons 10 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.42
Tokens	Angel 4/4 W, Angel 4/4 W w/ Vigilance, City's Blessing, Horse 5/5 W, Soldier 1/1 W w/ Lifelink, Spirit 1/1 C, Spirit 1/1 WB, Treasure, Warrior 1/1 W