Once upon a time, on the plane of Dominaria, there lived a dragon. On the continent of Terisiare, deep within the recesses of Kher Ridges, was a creature unlike any other...

He was a complete asshole, who loved nothing more than getting plastered and irritating the shit out of the locals (when he wasn't eating them of course) by burninating all their thatched-roof cottages, blaring death metal at indecent hours, screeching like a BAMF, and partying all night long with his posse of Kobolds (again, when he wasn't eating them, no one ever said that Kobolds were smart)... That dragon's name, was Prossh.

No one knows exactly where Prossh came from, or where he eventually disappeared to, some say he perished in The Brothers' War, some say he got tired of the Kobolds leaving their shit all over his place every night and moved out, some say he skipped town one day when Kaalia's lawyers showed up at his door with alimony papers.

Prossh's right hand man was a satyr by the name of Xenagos, the Reveler . Indeed, one can say that Prossh would never have been called the "Party Dragon" at all if the drunken goat-man hadn't spontaneously planeswalked to his front door one night at 4:30 in the morning with 6 kegs of PBR, and enough mana to buy a small country, demanding in no uncertain terms that they party until they'd leveled the mountainside (or they ran out of Shish-Kobolds, whichever came first)

It was through Xenagos that Prossh met his other "biffle", Purphoros, God of the Forge . Purphoros was the very definition of a meathead jock. Prossh took a liking to "Purpho Rain" (as his friends called him) when, the very first time they'd met, Purphoros took one look at Prossh and his posse of Kobolds, and bitchslapped the three people nearest to him fourteen times each, for no reason whatsoever.

Prossh, Xenagos, and Purphoros would proceed to throw some of the most insane parties the multiverse had ever seen. Anyone was welcome at Kher Ridges, given you could survive more than 35 seconds without Prossh deciding you looked simply scrumptious, and you weren't a Mormon... Whatever the truth of his mysterious presence in Kher Ridges may be, the one thing that is undeniable is the impression Prossh and his clique left on Dominaria. To this very day, no one in Terisiare dares even mention things like Kan Jam, Shish-Kobolds, or Jägermeister, for fear of drawing the attentions of the Party Dragon back to their now peaceful abodes.

THE END

Now the actual deck-related stuffs:

Key combos/synergy:

Sarkhan the Mad + Descent of the Dragons / Utvara Hellkite / Moonveil Dragon . Any one of the latter three on the field and you're almost guaranteed to oneshot someone with Snarky's -4

Purphoros, God of the Forge can win you the game with any of the token generators, but Prossh, Army of the Damned , Mycoloth , and Avenger of Zendikar in particular hurt like a bitch.

Xenagos, God of Revels and Atarka, World Render let Prossh OHKO someone if he has a clear shot at their life the turn they come down.

Bow of Nylea /Basilisk Collar + Deathbringer Thoctar / Goblin Sharpshooter = Kill ALL THE THINGS!

Xenagos, the Reveler can make casting Prossh actually give you MORE mana than you paid in the first place with his +1, and he can make free 2/2's with haste if you dont need the mana for whatever reason, his ult is kinda shitty though...

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Date added 9 years
Last updated 5 years
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Legality

This deck is not Commander / EDH legal.

Rarity (main - side)

17 - 0 Mythic Rares

48 - 0 Rares

12 - 0 Uncommons

7 - 0 Commons

Cards 102
Avg. CMC 4.21
Tokens Beast 3/3 G, Demon 5/5 B, Dragon 1/1 RG, Dragon 2/2 R, Dragon 4/4 R, Dragon 5/5 R, Dragon 6/6 R, Dragon Egg 0/2 R, Elemental 5/5 BR, Emblem Arlinn Kord, Experience Token, Insect 1/1 G, Kobolds of Kher Keep 0/1 R, Plant 0/1 G, Saproling 1/1 G, Satyr 2/2 GR, Wolf 1/1 B, Wolf 2/2 G, Zombie 2/2 B
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