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Commander / EDH GW (Selesnya) Land Destruction

joshua_giraffe

Creature (31)

• 1x Academy Rector
• 1x Acidic Slime
• 1x Angel of Finality
• 1x Archon of Justice
• 1x Avenger of Zendikar
• 1x Bane of Progress
• 1x Brutalizer Exarch
• 1x Chameleon Colossus
• 1x Deranged Hermit
• 1x Dosan the Falling Leaf
• 1x Eternal Witness
• 1x Fauna Shaman
• 1x Fertilid
• 1x Hornet Queen
• 1x Kalonian Hydra
• 1x Kamahl, Fist of Krosa
• 1x Karmic Guide
• 1x Knight of the Reliquary
• 1x Mirror Entity
• 1x Polukranos, World Eater
• 1x Reveillark
• 1x Saffi Eriksdotter
• 1x Sakura-Tribe Elder
• 1x Spore Frog
• 1x Stonehorn Dignitary
• 1x Sun Titan
• 1x Terastodon
• 1x Treefolk Harbinger
• 1x Wood Elves
• 1x Woodfall Primus
• 1x Yosei, the Morning Star

Land (39)

• 1x Command Tower
• 12x Forest
• 1x Graypelt Refuge
• 1x High Market
• 1x Homeward Path
• 1x Krosan Verge
• 1x Miren, the Moaning Well
• 1x Misty Rainforest
• 1x Oran-Rief, the Vastwood
• 1x Pendelhaven
• 9x Plains
• 1x Reflecting Pool
• 1x Sejiri Steppe
• 1x Selesnya Guildgate
• 1x Stirring Wildwood
• 1x Sunpetal Grove
• 1x Temple Garden
• 1x Temple of the False God
• 1x Tranquil Garden
• 1x Wooded Bastion

Enchantment (8)

• 1x Flickerform
• 1x Gift of Immortality
• 1x Khalni Heart Expedition
• 1x Lignify
• 1x Martyr's Bond
• 1x Mirari's Wake
• 1x Oblivion Ring
• 1x Pattern of Rebirth

Artifact (7)

• 1x Birthing Pod
• 1x Conjurer's Closet
• 1x Darksteel Ingot
• 1x Mimic Vat
• 1x Selesnya Signet
• 1x Skullclamp
• 1x Sol Ring

Instant (5)

• 1x Crib Swap
• 1x Crop Rotation
• 1x Eladamri's Call
• 1x Enlightened Tutor
• 1x Swords to Plowshares

Sorcery (10)

• 1x Akroma's Vengeance
• 1x Austere Command
• 1x Day of Judgment
• 1x Genesis Wave
• 1x Green Sun's Zenith
• 1x Kodama's Reach
• 1x Skyshroud Claim
• 1x Sylvan Scrying
• 1x Tooth and Nail
• 1x Wrath of God

Commander (1)

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Creature (4)

• 1x Adarkar Valkyrie
• 1x Dauntless Escort
• 1x Grand Abolisher
• 1x Pathrazer of Ulamog

Instant (1)

• 1x Beast Within

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The main win conditions for this deck are Terastodon and Yosei, the Morning Star. I loop them using Saffi, Conjurer's Closet, Gift of Immortality, Flickerform, and Mimic Vat. Avenger of Zendikar and Hornet Queen are secondary win conditions. I can also loop cards like Spore Frog and Stonehorn Dignitary to stall until I am ready to go for the win.

I decided not to go for infinite combos. This way there are far fewer dead cards in the deck, and I believe that it is more fun to play.

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Achievements

Completed: 4

1) DEATH BY 1000 STINGS - Completed 02/02/2014

-Win the game by damaging opponents exclusively with Hornet Queen and/or her Insect Tokens. Bonus points if it is a multiplayer game.

2) MINIMALIST

-Win the game while having no lands in play under your control.

3) DEJA VU

-Resolve one of your creature's triggered abilities at least 10 times in one game.

4) STRAIGHT FLUSH

• Control 5 nonland permanents of the same colour with sequential CMCs.

5) I MAJORED IN RAMP

• Have every land in your deck on the battlefield. (c/o Somnambulist)

6) HAVEN OF YOUR DOOM

• Win a game with exact damage while pumping an attacking creature you control with Pendelhaven. (c/o Somnambulist)

7) STROBE LIGHT

• Have a single creature you control enter the battlefield 5 times in one turn. (c/o Somnambulist)

8) REBIRTH - Completed 02/02/2014

• Throughout the course of a game, use Birthing Pod to pod a chain of creatures starting with CMC 1 all the way to CMC 8. (c/o fail_whale)

9) LAYER 6B - Completed 02/02/2014

• Deal lethal damage with a creature that has been lignified. (c/o fail_whale)

10) IT'S THE ONLY WAY TO BE SURE

• Cast Day of Judgment or Wrath of God, destroying only one creature. (c/o fail_whale)

11) ONBOARD TRICKS

• Use Pendelhaven to destroy an opponent's blocking creature. (c/o fail_whale)

12) ZOO - Completed 02/02/2014

• Have an elephant, a rhino, a frog, a snake, and a mongoose on the battlefield (Seperate creatures) while controlling no more than one sponge. (c/o fail_whale)

Date added	10 years
Last updated	10 years
Legality	This deck is not Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	6 - 0 Mythic Rares 44 - 0 Rares 17 - 0 Uncommons 13 - 0 Commons
Cards	101
Avg. CMC	3.74
Tokens	Copy Clone, Elephant 3-3 G, Insect 1/1 G w/ Flying, Deathtouch, Plant 0/1 G, Shapeshifter 1/1 C, Squirrel 1/1 G