Teeg's council of Rudeness

Commander / EDH Aggro Hatebears

Syncronard

Instant (9)

• 1x Beast Within
• 1x Condemn
• 1x Congregation at Dawn
• 1x Eladamri's Call
• 1x Enlightened Tutor
• 1x Krosan Grip
• 1x Path to Exile
• 1x Swords to Plowshares
• 1x Worldly Tutor

Sorcery (5)

• 1x Council's Judgment
• 1x Cultivate
• 1x Day of Judgment
• 1x Kodama's Reach
• 1x Open the Armory

Enchantment (11)

• 1x Aura of Silence
• 1x Aura Shards
• 1x Beastmaster Ascension
• 1x Darksteel Mutation
• 1x Grasp of Fate
• 1x Land Tax
• 1x Song of the Dryads
• 1x Sterling Grove
• 1x Stony Silence
• 1x Survival of the Fittest
• 1x Sylvan Library

Artifact (10)

• 1x Lightning Greaves
• 1x Selesnya Signet
• 1x Sensei's Divining Top
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Swiftfoot Boots
• 1x Sword of Body and Mind
• 1x Sword of Feast and Famine
• 1x Sword of Light and Shadow
• 1x Torpor Orb
• 1x Whispersilk Cloak

Creature (34)

• 1x Angel of Jubilation
• 1x Avacyn, Angel of Hope
• 1x Aven Mindcensor
• 1x Captain Sisay
• 1x Containment Priest
• 1x Craterhoof Behemoth
• 1x Dragonlord Dromoka
• 1x Eidolon of Rhetoric
• 1x Elesh Norn, Grand Cenobite
• 1x Elvish Piper
• 1x Eternal Witness
• 1x Fauna Shaman
• 1x Fierce Empath
• 1x Grand Abolisher
• 1x Hushwing Gryff
• 1x Joraga Treespeaker
• 1x Karametra, God of Harvests
• 1x Karmic Guide
• 1x Linvala, Keeper of Silence
• 1x Mirror Entity
• 1x Mother of Runes
• 1x Oracle of Mul Daya
• 1x Saffi Eriksdotter
• 1x Sakura-Tribe Elder
• 1x Scavenging Ooze
• 1x Solemn Simulacrum
• 1x Stoneforge Mystic
• 1x Sun Titan
• 1x Tajuru Preserver
• 1x Terastodon
• 1x Vigor
• 1x Vorinclex, Voice of Hunger
• 1x Weathered Wayfarer
• 1x Yavimaya Elder

Land (30)

• 1x Arcane Lighthouse
• 1x Brushland
• 1x Canopy Vista
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Evolving Wilds
• 7x Forest
• 1x Fortified Village
• 1x Gavony Township
• 1x Krosan Verge
• 7x Plains
• 1x Razorverge Thicket
• 1x Selesnya Sanctuary
• 1x Sunpetal Grove
• 1x Temple Garden
• 1x Temple of Plenty
• 1x Terramorphic Expanse
• 1x Windswept Heath
• 1x Wooded Bastion

Commander (1)

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Instead of the traditional Teeg antics of "you can't do that anymore" and "your stuff cost more now", I went the aggro route while keeping some of the oppressive staples. I'll explain my choices:

Oracle of Mul Daya, Solemn Simulacrum, Weatherd Wayfarer, Yavimaya Elder, Sakura-Tribe Elder, Joraga Treespeaker, and Karametra, God of Harvest are all ramp in some way shape or form , so theyre self-explanatory

Hate Squad

• Hushwing Gryff: Shuts down only 8 cards in this deck, but well worth it in this format
• Aven Mindcensor: Tutors are big and can often lead to huge advantages so this guy shuts that down
• Linvala, Keeper of Silence: I like my abilities static, please
• Containment Priest: No cheating out creatures on her watch
• Grand Abolisher: Any enemy of a blue player is a friend of mine
• Angel of Jubilation: Buffs the team and puts a stop to blacks life paying and creature sacing antics
• Eidolon of Rhetoric: Winks at combo players
• Scavenging Ooze: Removes potential reanimation targets while getting bigger
• Tajuru Preserver: A smaller Angel of Jubilation but still useful

Win-cons

• Avacyn, Angel of Hope: Obvious in any white deck with lots of creatures
• Craterhoof Behemoth: Game ender in the purest form
• Vorinclex, Voice of Hunger: Doubles my mana while halving my opponents
• Elesh Norn, Grand Cenobite: Creates a 4 power and toughness gap between your creatures and your opponents
• Terastodon: Trades threats with chump blockers
• Dragonlord Dromoka (L)
• Vigor: Protects 33 creatures from combat damage or burn

Utility

• Saffi Eriksdotter: Reanimation for the cost of 2
• Sun Titan: Hits over 20 targets
• Eternal Witness: Green utility
• Mother of Runes: Quick and easy protection
• Fauna Shaman: Green staple for creature decks
• Karmic Guide: Reanimate in white
• Stoneforge Mystic: Grabs 6 targets(shields) for Teeg to hide behind
• Captain Sisay: Grabs 7 targets all of which are useful
• Mirror Entity: Turns all creatures into a decent threat
• Elvish Piper: Only I can cheat out creatures
• Fierce Empath: Finds all my win cons

Instants

• Swords to Plowshares: White staple for a reason
• Path to Exile: Ditto with the above
• Condemn: Again itto with the above
• Worldly Tutor: 30 open targets
• Enlightened Tutor: 21 open targets
• Beast Within: Gets rid of any pesky permanents thats causing you trouble
• Eladamri's Call: Can't go wrong with a second copy of worldy tutor
• Congregation at Dawn
• Krosan Grip: Removal that can't be reacted to

(Rest will be explained later)

Sorceries

• Cultivate
• Kodamas Reach
• Open the Armory
• Day of Judgement

• Councils Judgment Turn your opponents against one another

• Enchantment

• Sylvan Library

• Stony Silence
• Aura of Silence
• Survival of the Fittest
• Sterling Grove
• Land Tax
• Grasp of Fate
• Darksteel Mutation
• Beastmaster Ascension
• Song of the Dryads
• Aura Shards

Artifacts

• Torpor Orb
• Senseis Divining Top
• Whispersilk Cloak
• Swiftfoot boots
• Lightning Greaves
• Sol Ring
• Selesnya Signet
• Sword of Feast and Famine
• Sword of Body and Mind
• Sword of Light and Shadow

Date added	7 years
Last updated	7 years
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	14 - 0 Mythic Rares 41 - 0 Rares 22 - 0 Uncommons 9 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.03
Tokens	Beast 3/3 G, Elephant 3/3 G, Wolf 2/2 G