Marisi the Pimp - (Combat) Trickin' Hoes

Commander / EDH* Competitive Goad Midrange Multiplayer Primer RGW (Naya)

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Creature (34)

• 1x Anim Pakal, Thousandth Moon
• 1x Aragorn, Hornburg Hero
• 1x Battle Angels of Tyr
• 1x Beloved Chaplain
• 1x Bothersome Quasit
• 1x Champion of Lambholt
• 1x Conclave Evangelist
• 1x Dhalsim, Pliable Pacifist
• 1x Dryad Sophisticate
• 1x Gahiji, Honored One
• 1x General Marhault Elsdragon
• 1x Geode Rager
• 1x Gingerbrute
• 1x Imperial Recruiter
• 1x Iroas, God of Victory
• 1x Life of the Party
• 1x Loyal Apprentice
• 1x Luminous Broodmoth
• 1x Mirri, Weatherlight Duelist
• 1x Mother of Runes
• 1x Ohran Frostfang
• 1x Saryth, the Viper's Fang
• 1x Selvala, Explorer Returned
• 1x Shalai, Voice of Plenty
• 1x Sigarda, Font of Blessings
• 1x Skyhunter Strike Force
• 1x Soltari Champion
• 1x Soltari Foot Soldier
• 1x Soltari Guerrillas
• 1x Soltari Visionary
• 1x Spirit en-Dal
• 1x Toski, Bearer of Secrets
• 1x Urabrask the Hidden
• 1x Vengeful Ancestor

Sorcery (3)

• 1x Nature's Lore
• 1x Taunt from the Rampart
• 1x Three Visits

Land (32)

• 1x Ancient TombGC
• 1x Arid Mesa
• 1x Bloodstained Mire
• 1x City of Brass
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Exotic Orchard
• 1x Flooded Strand
• 3x Forest
• 1x Kessig Wolf Run
• 1x Mana Confluence
• 1x Marsh Flats
• 1x Misty Rainforest
• 3x Mountain
• 3x Plains
• 1x Plaza of Heroes
• 1x Prismatic Vista
• 1x Reflecting Pool
• 1x Reliquary Tower
• 1x Sacred Foundry
• 1x Scalding Tarn
• 1x Stomping Ground
• 1x Temple Garden
• 1x Verdant Catacombs
• 1x Windswept Heath
• 1x Wooded Foothills
• 1x Yavimaya, Cradle of Growth

Artifact (8)

• 1x Arcane Signet
• 1x Dolmen Gate
• 1x Kusari-Gama
• 1x Lightning Greaves
• 1x Silver Shroud Costume
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Swiftfoot Boots
• 1x Thought Vessel

Commander (1)

Instant (16)

• 1x Akroma's Will
• 1x Beast Within
• 1x Chaos Warp
• 1x Clever Concealment
• 1x Deflecting Swat
• 1x Eladamri's Call
• 1x Flare of Fortitude
• 1x Flawless Maneuver
• 1x Galadriel's Dismissal
• 1x Generous Gift
• 1x Naya Charm
• 1x Path to Exile
• 1x Stroke of Midnight
• 1x Swords to Plowshares
• 1x Take the Bait
• 1x Teferi's ProtectionGC

Enchantment (6)

• 1x Authority of the Consuls
• 1x Bedlam
• 1x Reconnaissance
• 1x Rhythm of the Wild
• 1x Spirit Mantle
• 1x Valkyrie's Call

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Enchantment (4)

• 1x Aura ShardsGC
• 1x Court of Ardenvale
• 1x Court of Bounty
• 1x Court of Embereth

Creature (3)

• 1x Life of the Party
• 1x Luminous Broodmoth
• 1x Serra's Emissary

Artifact (2)

• 1x Bloodthirsty Blade
• 1x Kusari-Gama

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Not many decks start the game with their wincons at the table but the basic idea is to Goad opponents into killing each other for me. Due to the way Goad is worded, ALWAYS remove pillowfort options like Propaganda because if they choose not to pay, it gets around goad and you're the one they're forced to attack. So far this deck has been very consistent and is a blast to pilot... although it finishes second fairly often if 1 opponent has a clear advantage in combat. This can be offset with smart combat... you will NEVER be responsible for killing someone to bring the game to 1v1 or you WILL die. Always leave that kill for an opponent so they're wide open for you to finish them off.

2.24 Non-creature, 3.7 creature avg. cmc, and 2.97 overall (discounting The Great Henge and Flawless Maneuver) - updated 5/6/23)

Feel free to check out my other decks.

ACTIVE:

{U}{B}{R} Every Masochist Needs a Marchesa to Love Them

{W}{B}{R} Spanisshin Inquisisshin

{W}{U}{B} Alela's Aerodynamics: A Crash Course

{W}{U}{R} Bipedal Beastmode (Éowyn Human Tribal)

{W}{U}{G} Dopplegangbangers - Historic Flash Convoke Copies

{W}{R}{G} Taste the Painbow - Rienne Multicolor/Legendaries

RETIRED:

{W} Goldmane... The Other Brother

{U}{B}{G} Muldrotha's Madhouse ⫷Primer⫸

{W}{B}{G} Added Layers of Protection - Tymna & Sidar

{W}{R}{G} Marisi the Pimp - (Combat) Trickin' Hoes

{B}{R}{G} Prossh's Dastardly Bastard Children - Group Slug

{U}{R}{G} Animar, Gaea's Hemorrhoid ⫷PRIMER⫸

{W}{G} Sisay's Hombres -Hatebears

{W}{B}{R} Edgar's Dega Vampires

{G}{B}{U}{W} Little Rey of Ishine (Reyhan/Ishai)

CRAFTED (NEVER PLAYED):

{W}{R} "Wake Up, Wasteland! It's Me, Three Dog!"

{W}{B}{G} deck:the-calm-before-the-swarm-kathryl-tribal-insects (Rule 0)

BUILT FOR FRIENDS:

{U}{B}{G} deck:boot-scootin-boogie-felix-five-boots

{W}{B}{R} "The Devil's Invoice" - Vihaan Treasuristocrats

{W}{R}{G} Ghired's Parrots: "Stop Copying Me, Squawk"

Top Ranked	Achieved #18 position overall 4 years ago Achieved #14 position in Commander / EDH 4 years ago Achieved #1 position in Commander / EDH Goad 4 years ago Achieved #1 position in Commander / EDH RGW (Naya) 4 years ago
Date added	4 years
Last updated	1 month
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	12 - 0 Mythic Rares 52 - 0 Rares 22 - 0 Uncommons 5 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	2.88
Tokens	Beast 3/3 G, Copy Clone, Elephant 3/3 G, Gnome 1/1 C, Human 1/1 W, Thopter 1/1 C, Treasure
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