Hi, Last_Laugh here. I've been playing MTG off and on since I was 14 (back around the time Mirage came out... God I'm getting old).

I started off as a casual kitchen table player playing multiplayer with 6+ people and 60 card decks. OMG these games took FOREVER! (3 hours was a short game)

I quit for several years, came back briefly for Torment, left again, and then came back around the end of Time Spiral and have been actively playing since then.

I played Standard from Alara up until Return to Ravnica rotated out (screw Standard Rotation!) but now only play EDH. Animar and Marchesa are my favorite Commanders.

ACTIVE:

Animar, Gaea's Hemorrhoid ⫷PRIMER⫸

Every Masochist Needs a Marchesa to Love Them

Muldrotha's Madhouse ⫷Primer⫸

Added Layers of Protection - Tymna & Sidar

Marisi the Pimp - (Combat) Trickin' Hoes

Pram Night Dumpster Baby - Pramikon Superfriends

Prossh's Dastardly Bastard Children

Isshin - Army of Darkness

Alela's Aerodynamics: A Master Course

Little Rey of Ishine (Reyhan/Ishai)

RETIRED:

Sisay's Hombres -Hatebears

Edgar's Dega Vampires

Narset, American Beauty

Highest Tapped Out Rank: 3rd

Highest Helper Rank: 1st (Twice: 2018 and 2019)

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yeaGO, Femme_Fatale, or any other admin mind closing this pissing match of a thread?!?

MensRightsFTW3 I'm reporting you for continued harassment after being notified you were on ignore you pos troll!

November 30, 2022 3:28 p.m.

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I'm unsubscribing, so don't bother responding...

November 30, 2022 3:16 p.m.

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MensRightsFTW3 Almost 1/4 of the comments on this thread are you arguing a valid point from Timmy. How is that NOT you being argumentative and derailing this thread? If you're complaining about people's reactions to your nonsense... take a damn look in the mirror.

November 30, 2022 3:15 p.m.

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MensRightsFTW3 - No sir, you have been an inflammatory argumentative douche who derailed this entire thread. Welcome to ignore btw!

November 30, 2022 3:05 p.m.

Nice deck, I do have a few suggestions though. I'll keep things budget friendly (mostly) and try to give an explanation for the card.

Seize the Spotlight will almost always draw you 3 essentially free or ramping you by 3 for your next turn.

Scepter of Celebration on Prossh is disgusting. Sac all your Kobolds, Prossh hits harder, and makes a LOT of tokens.

Indulge / Excess will make a lot of tokens and a bunch of treasures later.

Nature's Lore for Three Visits #2.

Bastion of Remembrance is a sturdier Zulaport with a buddy (run both).

Mishra, Claimed by Gix  Meld is a little pricier but it's another go-wide bleed effect that puts in some serious work here. It's also just hilarious to swing with a bunch of 0/1's.

Lastly I'd suggest more 2 drop ramp. I run a lot of mana rocks personally including all 6 signets/talismans.

Feel free to check out my list for ideas. It's filled with go-wide effects like Jarad, Sheoldred, Massacre Wurm, Grave Pact/Dictate, etc. Upvotes on any of my decks are appreciated. Prossh's Dastardly Bastard Children

November 29, 2022 10:51 p.m.

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Oooh, and a Vamp I'm particularly proud of.

Xylea, Markov Matron

Legendary Creature- Vampire Noble

Whenever a nontoken vampire you control would die, exile that creature instead and create a 0/1 black bat creature token with flying and ", tap, sacrifice this creature: Return the exiled creature to the battlefield. X is equal to the exiled creatures mana value."

4/4

This one felt like a flavor home run in my not so humble opinion.

November 29, 2022 6:59 p.m.

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These are a few I came up with a few years back. 2nd was my attempt at a color shifted Animar.

Blasphemous Pact

Enchantment

Whenever a nonland permanent an opponent controls is put into a graveyard, each other opponent sacrifices a permanent of the same type.

Permanents sacrificed to this ability don't cause this ability to trigger.


Decimar, Soul of Deceit

Legendary Creature - Elemental

Protection from White and from Green.

Whenever a creature is put into your graveyard from anywhere, put a +1+1 counter on Decimar.

Noncreature spells you cast cost less for each counter on Decimar.

1/1

November 29, 2022 6:35 p.m.

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Edit your deck and add *CMDR with another asterisk at the end to mark your commander.

November 29, 2022 6:22 p.m.

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Archfiend of Depravity 100% deserves a spot. Let the people who used to be your friends know they have a random stranger on the internet to thank for their added misery.

November 28, 2022 4:03 p.m.

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The first thing I noticed here is the avg. cmc. of 4.17. That's high for any deck but is particularly high for an aggro deck.

I'll try to suggest some lower cmc stuff and if you're picking up what I'm putting down I can help suggest some cuts. I'll try to keep things budget friendly overall with only a few pricier cards thrown in.

Reconnaissance allows you to attack safely with EVERY creature, deal combat damage in most situations, and have EVERY one of those creatures untapped by the end of combat (ignore the 20+ year old reminder text). This card is triple S tier disgusting.

Devilish Valet doesn't have an attack trigger but he can easily 1 shot a player out of the game. I.e. 6 tokens entering makes him 64 power (I've hit for over 2k with him in Isshin).

Signal Pest/Soltari Champion are really effective here.

Mardu Ascendancy is your best token production here by far. This thing adds up fast.

Boros Charm and other ways to protect your board are pretty integral to this type of strat. Flawless Maneuver, Teferi's Protection, Grand Crescendo, etc. The more the merrier in a deck like this.

Ogre Battledriver is an excellent haste enabler here that'll also buff all your tapped and attacking tokens. 3/1 tokens trade up soooooo much better.

Anyways, feel free to check out my list for ideas. Upvotes on any of my decks are appreciated. Isshin - Army of Darkness

November 27, 2022 3:01 p.m.

Spice Girls ftw... ok that was tough to even type with a straight face lol.

November 24, 2022 12:20 p.m.

Holy 6 drops Batman! 4.44 avg. cmc is astronomically high for Marchesa. I'm not trying to be a jerk, but you'll notice a SIGNIFICANT uptick in consistency by replacing about 9-10 of those 6 drops with 1, 2, and 3 drops that enter before Marchesa (because the rest of your curve looks good... but omg that's a LOT of 6 drops).

Feel free to check out my list for ideas, it's one of the top rated Marchesa lists on this site and there's also a buttload of replies to sift through for more ideas. Upvotes on any of my decks are appreciated. Every Masochist Needs a Marchesa to Love Them

November 23, 2022 3:35 p.m.

Brazen Cannonade won't get double triggers. It's the death that triggers it, not the attack but it still might be worthwhile though.

November 22, 2022 1:33 p.m.

ivaggione Tyvm sir. It does indeed require a quick edit/save to fix it (for reference).

November 20, 2022 11:10 p.m.

Hey hoss, having EVERY card in 1 category makes it really difficult to peruse the deck and make suggestions.

November 20, 2022 2 a.m.

Try Plumb the Forbidden (probably in Read the Bones slot). The instant speed and pseudo dodging counterspells makes this card. You'll typically do it in response to a boardwipe to refill your grip to redeploy.

November 19, 2022 9:44 p.m.

So I thought things looked off with Added Layers of Protection - Tymna & Sidar showing up as 2.54 avg. cmc (I wish) so I did the math on my own. 68 nonland cards totaling 185 mana comes in at 2.72 mana. I then checked Alela's Aerodynamics: A Master Course and it is also incorrect (after 2 in a row, I'm assuming all are off) and shows an avg. cmc of 3.0 but again 68 nonland cards including both my commanders totaling 210 mana should come in at 3.09.

Is this a known issue? Any eta on a fix yeaGO? Manually figuring out my avg. cmc is a pain in the butt and a tool I value here (when it works).

November 19, 2022 9:33 p.m.

I've had really good results out of slapping Scepter of Celebration on Prossh.

Feel free to check out my list for more ideas. Upvotes on any of my decks are appreciated. Prossh's Dastardly Bastard Children

November 18, 2022 2:19 p.m.

Fit only matters if there's extreme differences in power levels, all their decks are built to combo, or the too powerful player is a douche imo. I run into this fairly often where my decks are all better than the options my opponents have/want to play with. I play a deck that doesn't combo and the game either ends up with me playing archenemy (which I'm fine with in these situations) or me playing suboptimally to make a competitive game out of it (I'll shuffle opening hand sol ring/mana crypt/tutors for a new card, etc.)

November 11, 2022 3:36 p.m.

Specialties

Commander / EDH - Counters, Commander / EDH - Sacrifice, Commander / EDH - Dethrone

Decks

Prossh's Dastardly Bastard Children

Commander / EDH Last_Laugh

SCORE: 8 | 3 COMMENTS | 705 VIEWS | IN 2 FOLDERS

Alela's Aerodynamics: A Master Course

Commander / EDH* Last_Laugh

SCORE: 5 | 593 VIEWS

Little Rey of Ishine (Reyhan/Ishai)

Commander / EDH Last_Laugh

SCORE: 49 | 85 COMMENTS | 4707 VIEWS | IN 14 FOLDERS

Isshin - Army of Darkness

Commander / EDH Last_Laugh

SCORE: 36 | 9 COMMENTS | 4378 VIEWS | IN 10 FOLDERS

Every Masochist Needs a Marchesa to Love Them

Commander / EDH Last_Laugh

SCORE: 162 | 109 COMMENTS | 15636 VIEWS | IN 40 FOLDERS

Animar, Gaea's Hemorrhoid ⫷PRIMER⫸

Commander / EDH Last_Laugh

SCORE: 88 | 52 COMMENTS | 11640 VIEWS | IN 29 FOLDERS

Muldrotha's Madhouse ⫷Primer⫸

Commander / EDH Last_Laugh

SCORE: 113 | 76 COMMENTS | 18018 VIEWS | IN 44 FOLDERS

Added Layers of Protection - Tymna & Sidar

Commander / EDH Last_Laugh

SCORE: 19 | 6 COMMENTS | 1623 VIEWS | IN 3 FOLDERS

Finished Decks 13
Prototype Decks 2
Drafts 0
Playing since Mirage
Points 990
Avg. deck rating 58.62
T/O Rank 31
Helper Rank 19
Favorite formats Commander / EDH
Suppressed formats Standard, Legacy, Pre-release, Vintage, Modern, Pauper, Casual, Duel Commander, Frontier, 1v1 Commander, Pauper EDH, Brawl, Arena, Pioneer
Cards suggested / good suggestions 3477 / 1798
Venues Game Grid
Cards Added/Fixed 1
Last activity 17 hours
Joined 5 years