Marchezzy says "Goonies Never Die!"

Commander / EDH Counters Haste Sacrifice UBR (Grixis)

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Creature (31)

• 1x Atsushi, the Blazing Sky
• 1x Ayara's Oathsworn
• 1x Baleful Strix
• 1x Canoptek Tomb Sentinel
• 1x Carrion Feeder
• 1x Chasm Skulker
• 1x Dack's Duplicate
• 1x Dockside Extortionist
• 1x Drana, Liberator of Malakir
• 1x Fain, the Broker
• 1x Falkenrath Aristocrat
• 1x Flayer of the Hatebound
• 1x Glen Elendra Archmage
• 1x Gray Merchant of Asphodel
• 1x Grim Haruspex
• 1x Herald of Secret Streams
• 1x Imperial Recruiter
• 1x Iron Apprentice
• 1x Kokusho, the Evening Star
• 1x Mikaeus, the Unhallowed
• 1x Pitiless Plunderer
• 1x Rakdos Cackler
• 1x River Kelpie
• 1x Sage of Fables
• 1x Scorn-Blade Berserker
• 1x Solemn Simulacrum
• 1x Spark Double
• 1x Terror of the Peaks
• 1x Thought Sponge
• 1x Thundering Raiju
• 1x Yahenni, Undying Partisan

Instant (5)

• 1x Arcane Denial
• 1x Lethal Scheme
• 1x Reality Shift
• 1x Swan Song
• 1x Teferi's Time Twist

Land (36)

• 1x Blood Crypt
• 1x Bloodstained Mire
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Crumbling Necropolis
• 1x Dragonskull Summit
• 1x Drowned Catacomb
• 1x Forge of Heroes
• 1x Guildmages' Forum
• 1x High Market
• 3x Island
• 1x Luxury Suite
• 4x Mountain
• 1x Opal Palace
• 1x Polluted Delta
• 1x Reliquary Tower
• 1x Rogue's Passage
• 1x Scalding Tarn
• 1x Shivan Reef
• 1x Smoldering Marsh
• 1x Steam Vents
• 1x Sulfur Falls
• 1x Sulfurous Springs
• 1x Sunken Hollow
• 5x Swamp
• 1x Underground River
• 1x Watery Grave
• 1x Xander's Lounge

Sorcery (6)

• 1x Blasphemous Act
• 1x Damnation
• 1x Demonic Tutor
• 1x Feed the Swarm
• 1x Last One Standing
• 1x Seize the Spotlight

Commander (1)

Artifact (12)

• 1x Arcane Signet
• 1x Ashnod's Altar
• 1x Cursed Mirror
• 1x Fellwar Stone
• 1x Lightning Greaves
• 1x Mirage Mirror
• 1x Phyrexian Altar
• 1x Swiftfoot Boots
• 1x Talisman of Creativity
• 1x Talisman of Dominance
• 1x Talisman of Indulgence
• 1x The Ozolith

Enchantment (9)

• 1x Dictate of Erebos
• 1x Goblin Bombardment
• 1x Grave Pact
• 1x Phyrexian Arena
• 1x Phyrexian Reclamation
• 1x Sneak Attack
• 1x Thran Vigil
• 1x Uncivil Unrest
• 1x Unspeakable Symbol

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Creature (1)

• 1x Grimgrin, Corpse-Born

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Marchezzy's goons never die, heaven forbid! Then she might actually have to do work herself!

Rebuilding Marchesa for my partner as a last minute request before game night weekend so huge shout out to scotchtapedsleeves and their deck Guess Who's Back, Back Again, And Again which is also my favorite deck title I have seen in a while! Since I have like a few hours to build this, greatly appreciate having such a fun decklist to pull inspiration from.

Date added	7 months
Last updated	7 months
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	8 - 0 Mythic Rares 51 - 0 Rares 21 - 0 Uncommons 8 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.16
Tokens	Bird 2/2 U, Inkling 2/1 WB, Manifest 2/2 C, Morph 2/2 C, Squid 1/1 U, Treasure