The Joker

Commander / EDH Combo Competitive Control Infinite Combo Mono-Blue

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Instant (27)

• 1x Brainstorm
• 1x Chain of Vapor
• 1x Counterspell
• 1x Cyclonic Rift
• 1x Delay
• 1x Dig Through Time
• 1x Dispel
• 1x Dramatic Reversal
• 1x Fierce Guardianship
• 1x Flusterstorm
• 1x Force of Negation
• 1x Force of Will
• 1x Frantic Search
• 1x High Tide
• 1x Impulse
• 1x Mana Drain
• 1x Mental Misstep
• 1x Muddle the Mixture
• 1x Mystic Reflection
• 1x Mystical Tutor
• 1x Pact of Negation
• 1x Pull from Tomorrow
• 1x Reality Shift
• 1x Resculpt
• 1x Stroke of Genius
• 1x Swan Song
• 1x Whir of Invention

Creature (4)

• 1x Archmage Emeritus
• 1x Laboratory Maniac
• 1x Spellseeker
• 1x Trinket Mage

Artifact (20)

• 1x Arcane Signet
• 1x Basalt Monolith
• 1x Chrome Mox
• 1x Cursed Totem
• 1x Fellwar Stone
• 1x Gilded Lotus
• 1x Grafdigger's Cage
• 1x Grim Monolith
• 1x Isochron Scepter
• 1x Jeweled Lotus
• 1x Mana Crypt
• 1x Mana Vault
• 1x Moonsilver Key
• 1x Mox Diamond
• 1x Mox Opal
• 1x Rings of Brighthearth
• 1x Sensei's Divining Top
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x The Chain Veil
• 1x Thran Dynamo

Sorcery (10)

• 1x Echo of Eons
• 1x Fabricate
• 1x Merchant Scroll
• 1x Ponder
• 1x Preordain
• 1x Reshape
• 1x Sleight of Hand
• 1x Solve the Equation
• 1x Time Spiral
• 1x Windfall

Commander (1)

Land (30)

• 1x Academy Ruins
• 1x Ancient Tomb
• 1x Buried Ruin
• 1x Flooded Strand
• 1x Gemstone Caverns
• 1x Inventors' Fair
• 1x Misty Rainforest
• 1x Mystic Sanctuary
• 1x Polluted Delta
• 1x Seat of the Synod
• 18x Snow-Covered Island
• 1x Urza's Saga
• 1x War Room

Enchantment (5)

• 1x Copy Artifact
• 1x Mystic Remora
• 1x Power Artifact
• 1x Rhystic Study
• 1x Stasis

Planeswalker (3)

• 1x Narset, Parter of Veils
• 1x Teferi, Master of Time
• 1x Tezzeret the Seeker

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DISCLAIMER::: This deck is something that will make your friends, not want to be your friends anymore. It is highly annoying, but very, and i mean very, entertaining for the user. Please use this deck with caution. It is not recommended for pregnant woman, even though they are annoyingly controlling themselves. But that's aside the point. So ya...

Okay, now that formalities are taken care of, lets talk about this deck. This is a blue control, combo deck. It uses many spells to, as Vegeta would say, thrawt their plans, all while building up your resources to prepare yourself to combo off by turning your deck over and spew it all over the battlefield. I personally love this deck because I think to myself, what can I do.... well, I can do everything. I can say no to that, make that disappear, get rid of that. It's a fun deck lol.

So here is the breakdown.

Control: It is essential to know what things to counter. You want to build your board state while countering only key spells your opponents play and those that you in the long run. There are bounce effects to help put your opponents back several turns leaving you so far ahead. Do not play your general unless you are in a position to abuse him. The deck can win without the general, but he helps moves things a lot faster.

Draw: cantrips aid in shaping the hand, gathering the key pieces to go off.

Mystic Remora, Rhystic Study,can trips, my general, Sensei's Divining Top, keep me going as I reach my goal of ultimate douchery.

Wincon: One thing a lot of people ask blue players when they get into their infinite turn situation, is how do you win? A lot of reluctant players will wait it out and see if you were bluffing with all your douchery. While I may be the douchebag playing this deck, i do believe in giving the crowd what they want.

The Chain Veil .. Nuff said.. okay okay. Minus him until you kill untapping the chain veil. Keep track how many times you activate it, cuz everytime you cast teferi as a new permanent you get to activate it that many times right off the rip. So plus a few, minus to kill it off again, then you get that many more activations and so forth.

The Sneaky Win: Isochron Scepter and Dramatic Reversal with rocks wins the game. The wizards in the deck grab the key pieces to let me tutor consistently.

Basalt/Rings. Basalt/Grim and Power Artifact.

There, that's my description of this douchebag deck. Are there things I need, ya... Probably should burn more money on fetch lands, just to be that super efficient guy. So i hope you guys enjoyed my description rant, and I hope you douchebags enjoy this deck!

Top Ranked	Achieved #30 position overall 8 years ago
Date added	9 years
Last updated	2 years
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	15 - 0 Mythic Rares 33 - 0 Rares 17 - 0 Uncommons 16 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	2.31
Tokens	Bird 2/2 U, Construct 0/0 C, Copy Clone, Elemental 4/4 UR, Emblem Teferi, Temporal Archmage, Manifest 2/2 C
Folders	contol, Blue kills, edh, Bookmarked, make later, Deck Building Ideas, Stuff I like, commander decks, EDH decks, cEDH