Marchesa throws rocks at people (ILLEGAL!?!)

Commander / EDH* Artifact Combo Control Discard Lands UBR (Grixis) Value Engine

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Land (37)

• 1x Blood Crypt
• 1x Bloodstained Mire
• 1x Bojuka Bog
• 1x Cascade Bluffs
• 1x City of Brass
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Darkwater Catacombs
• 1x Dimir Aqueduct
• 1x Exotic Orchard
• 1x Flamekin Village
• 1x Forbidden Orchard
• 1x Graven Cairns
• 1x Hammerheim
• 1x Island
• 1x Mana Confluence
• 1x Meteor Crater
• 1x Mount Doom
• 1x Oboro, Palace in the Clouds
• 1x Otawara, Soaring City
• 1x Polluted Delta
• 1x Rakdos Carnarium
• 1x Reflecting Pool
• 1x Scalding Tarn
• 1x Shadowblood Ridge
• 1x Shinka, the Bloodsoaked Keep
• 1x Shizo, Death's Storehouse
• 1x Spire of Industry
• 1x Steam Vents
• 1x Swamp
• 1x The Mycosynth Gardens
• 1x Tolaria
• 1x Training Center
• 1x Underground Sea
• 1x Urborg
• 1x Urza's Saga
• 1x Volcanic Island
• 1x Watery Grave

Battle (1)

• 1x Invasion of Kaldheim  ^Flip

Artifact (18)

• 1x Basalt Monolith
• 1x Chromatic Orrery
• 1x Dimir Signet
• 1x Gilded Lotus
• 1x Grim Monolith
• 1x Izzet Signet
• 1x Lotus Petal
• 1x Mana Vault
• 1x Manifold Key
• 1x Mox Diamond
• 1x Rakdos Signet
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x The Mightstone and Weakstone  ^Meld
• 1x Thran Dynamo
• 1x Torpor Orb
• 1x Unwinding Clock
• 1x Voltaic Key
• 1x Worn Powerstone

Enchantment (12)

• 1x Copy Artifact
• 1x Cowardice
• 1x Fiery Emancipation
• 1x Fractured Loyalty
• 1x Land's Edge
• 1x Mind Over Matter
• 1x Nether Void
• 1x Oppression
• 1x Reckless Assault
• 1x Seismic Assault
• 1x Spatial Binding
• 1x The Meathook Massacre

Sorcery (6)

• 1x Command Performance
• 1x Excavation Explosion
• 1x Jeska's Will
• 1x Peer into the Abyss
• 1x Time Spiral
• 1x Wheel of Fortune

Commander (1)

Creature (14)

• 1x Bioluminary
• 1x Body of Knowledge
• 1x Consecrated Sphinx
• 1x Gisa, the Hellraiser
• 1x Glint-Horn Buccaneer
• 1x Hex Parasite
• 1x Lazav, Familiar Stranger
• 1x Neheb, Dreadhorde Champion
• 1x Palladium Myr
• 1x Sangromancer
• 1x Simian Spirit Guide
• 1x Surly Badgersaur
• 1x Vizier of Tumbling Sands
• 1x Willbreaker

Instant (11)

• 1x Arcane Denial
• 1x Cyclonic Rift
• 1x Dark Ritual
• 1x Deadly Rollick
• 1x Deflecting Swat
• 1x Fierce Guardianship
• 1x Force of Will
• 1x Mana Drain
• 1x Pyroblast
• 1x Shadow of the Grave
• 1x Sunder

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Sideboard

Stickers (10)

• 1x Contortionist Otter Storm
• 1x Familiar Beeble Mascot
• 1x Happy Dead Squirrel
• 1x Mystic Doom Sandwich
• 1x Playable Delusionary Hydra
• 1x Snazzy Aether Homunculus
• 1x Trained Blessed Mind
• 1x Trendy Circus Pirate
• 1x Unique Charmed Pants
• 1x Wrinkly Monkey Shenanigans

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Maybeboard

Enchantment (4)

• 1x At Knifepoint
• 1x Braid of Fire
• 1x Chaosphere
• 1x The Brothers' War

Creature (1)

• 1x Disciple of the Vault

Unknown (1)

• 1x Elemental Time Flamingo

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My latest endeavor into trying to smush unrelated things together, here's my Seismic Assault deck with stickers. Chose to build around SA it because it's a flexible enabler for crimes, Horobi, Death's Wail-type effects and general discard synergies. It also straight up kills people sometimes and I thought building grixis with around 40 lands would be a fun challenge lol

Basically ya go big on mana then "spellsling" with Marchesa, Dealer of Death and crimes to keep a full hand and kill ppl with discard-based burn. Or stax 'em out with Nether Void.

Stickers are in for the lifelink/deathtouch they can give to Seismic Assault & Land's Edge, but provide neat utility in the form of ramp & targeting when RNG is unfavorable (Wrinkly Monkey Shenanigans and Snazzy Aether Homunculus are homeruns).

Also, giving Land's Edge lifelink prevents others from blasting you to all heck after a successful Sunder. Cool, right?

Spatial Binding was my first johnny card so crimes are pretty alright in my eyes.

Date added	1 month
Last updated	2 weeks
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	11 - 0 Mythic Rares 58 - 0 Rares 16 - 0 Uncommons 13 - 10 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.17
Tokens	Construct 0/0 C, Powerstone, Spirit 1/1 C, Treasure, Zombie Rogue 2/2 UB