This Wedding’s Gonna SUCK—Mono-White Vamps

Commander / EDH Mono-White

kDuncanG

Creature (25)

• 1x Adanto Vanguard
• 1x Bishop of Binding
• 1x Bishop of Rebirth
• 1x Bishop's Soldier
• 1x Charismatic Conqueror
• 1x Dusk Legion Duelist
• 1x Duskborne Skymarcher
• 1x Elenda's Hierophant
• 1x Exultant Skymarcher
• 1x Famished Paladin
• 1x Forerunner of the Legion
• 1x Glorifier of Dusk
• 1x Glorifier of Suffering
• 1x Inspiring Cleric
• 1x Martyr of Dusk
• 1x Paladin of Atonement
• 1x Paladin of the Bloodstained
• 1x Redemption Choir
• 1x Roaming Throne
• 1x Sanguine Evangelist
• 1x Sanguine Glorifier
• 1x Skyblade of the Legion
• 1x Skymarcher Aspirant
• 1x Vanguard of the Rose
• 1x Welcoming Vampire

Enchantment (8)

• 1x Faith's Fetters
• 1x Kindred Boon
• 1x Legion's Landing  ^Flip
• 1x March of the Canonized
• 1x Path of Bravery
• 1x Radiant Destiny
• 1x Squire's Devotion
• 1x Wedding Announcement  ^Flip

Land (36)

• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Demolition Field
• 1x Desert of the True
• 1x Eiganjo, Seat of the Empire
• 1x Evolving Wilds
• 1x Fabled Passage
• 1x Idyllic Grange
• 1x Mirrorpool
• 1x Myriad Landscape
• 1x Path of Ancestry
• 20x Plains
• 1x Rogue's Passage
• 1x Sandstone Bridge
• 1x Shefet Dunes
• 1x Temple of the False God
• 1x Voldaren Estate
• 1x Windbrisk Heights

Artifact (12)

• 1x Blade of the Bloodchief
• 1x Commander's Sphere
• 1x Conqueror's Galleon  ^Flip
• 1x Everflowing Chalice
• 1x Heirloom Blade
• 1x Herald's Horn
• 1x Mind Stone
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Swiftfoot Boots
• 1x The Immortal Sun
• 1x Thunder Lasso
• 1x Wedding Invitation

Commander (1)

Instant (13)

• 1x Acrobatic Maneuver
• 1x Congregate
• 1x Ephemerate
• 1x Gods Willing
• 1x Heliod's Intervention
• 1x Kabira Takedown  ^Flip
• 1x Otherworldly Journey
• 1x Path to Exile
• 1x Sanguine Sacrament
• 1x Swords to Plowshares
• 1x Triumphant Surge
• 1x Unbreakable Formation
• 1x Vampire's Zeal

Sorcery (5)

• 1x Austere Command
• 1x Bond of Discipline
• 1x Farewell
• 1x Gift of Estates
• 1x Queen's Commission

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Maybeboard

Artifact (14)

• 1x Akroma's Memorial
• 1x Alhammarret's Archive
• 1x Caged Sun
• 1x Coat of Arms
• 1x Door of Destinies
• 1x Hierophant's Chalice
• 1x Idol of Oblivion
• 1x Marble Diamond
• 1x Spear of Heliod
• 1x Stoneforge Masterwork
• 1x Sword of Hearth and Home
• 1x Thought Vessel
• 1x Vanquisher's Banner
• 1x Well of Lost Dreams

Enchantment (6)

• 1x Anointed Procession
• 1x Cathars' Crusade
• 1x Cleric Class
• 1x Intangible Virtue
• 1x Noble Purpose
• 1x Rally the Ranks

Instant (5)

• 1x Dawn Charm
• 1x Rootborn Defenses
• 1x Settle the Wreckage
• 1x Surge of Salvation
• 1x Teferi's ProtectionGC

Land (5)

• 1x Cavern of Souls
• 1x Emeria, the Sky Ruin
• 1x Field of Ruin
• 1x Mistveil Plains
• 1x War Room

Sorcery (4)

• 1x Ascend from Avernus
• 1x Collective Effort
• 1x Harsh Mercy
• 1x Mass Calcify

Creature (1)

• 1x Bloodline Pretender

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Been trying to get this idea out for a long time. Tried it as a 60 card deck, which honestly worked better, but this is way more fun, by which I mean “dumber.” It was also made with a bunch of shit I had floating around at my house, so the maybeboard is full of things that are certainly stronger and better, but I'm not a whale and I don't have the coin to buy real cards because I have to buy things like food and car tires.

Anyway, this is for the lulz, and I made it for my sweetie. She's happy, that's all that matters.

Thanks to Chaos2Face and NewAgeDoom for their great decklists.

Date added	5 months
Last updated	3 months
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	2 - 0 Mythic Rares 29 - 0 Rares 24 - 0 Uncommons 25 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	2.75
Tokens	Bat 1/1 B, Blood, City's Blessing, Copy Clone, Human 1/1 W, Vampire 1/1 W, Vampire Demon 4/3 WB