Oloro, the Lazy Dick

Commander / EDH Creatureless Enchantment Pillow Fort

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Boardwipe (8)

• 1x Black Sun's Zenith
• 1x End Hostilities
• 1x Evacuation
• 1x Final Judgment
• 1x Hallowed Burial
• 1x Merciless Eviction
• 1x Supreme Verdict
• 1x Terminus

Combo (2)

• 1x Exquisite Blood
• 1x Sanguine Bond

Counter (2)

• 1x Declaration of Naught
• 1x Mana Drain

Damage (1)

• 1x Exsanguinate

Draw (6)

• 1x Blue Sun's Zenith
• 1x Necropotence
• 1x Phyrexian Arena
• 1x Rhystic Study
• 1x Underworld Connections
• 1x Well of Lost Dreams

Land (33)

• 1x Ancient Tomb
• 1x Arcane Sanctum
• 1x Caves of Koilos
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Flooded Strand
• 1x Godless Shrine
• 6x Island
• 1x Orzhov Basilica
• 7x Plains
• 1x Polluted Delta
• 1x Reliquary Tower
• 1x Scrubland
• 7x Swamp
• 1x Temple of the False God
• 1x Tundra
• 1x Watery Grave

Mana (8)

• 1x Azorius Signet
• 1x Chromatic Lantern
• 1x Dimir Signet
• 1x Gilded Lotus
• 1x Obelisk of Esper
• 1x Orzhov Signet
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Thought Vessel

Protection (10)

• 1x Aura of Silence
• 1x Crawlspace
• 1x Detention Sphere
• 1x Greater Auramancy
• 1x Karmic Justice
• 1x Leyline of Sanctity
• 1x Maze of Ith
• 1x Torpor Orb
• 1x Venser's Journal
• 1x Ward of Bones

Recursion (2)

• 1x Open the Vaults
• 1x Replenish

Removal (7)

• 1x Capsize
• 1x Cyclonic Rift
• 1x Grasp of Fate
• 1x Mortify
• 1x Oblivion Ring
• 1x Return to Dust
• 1x Swords to Plowshares

Tax (16)

• 1x Blind Obedience
• 1x Damping Matrix
• 1x Ghostly Prison
• 1x Humility
• 1x Moat
• 1x Nevermore
• 1x No Mercy
• 1x Overburden
• 1x Pendrell Mists
• 1x Propaganda
• 1x Sphere of Safety
• 1x Spreading Plague
• 1x Tainted AEther
• 1x The Abyss
• 1x The Tabernacle at Pendrell Vale
• 1x Vile Consumption

Tutor (4)

• 1x Demonic Tutor
• 1x Imperial Seal
• 1x Lim-Dul's Vault
• 1x Vampiric Tutor

Commander (1)

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Other (3)

• 1x Commander's Sphere
• 1x Elixir of Immortality
• 1x Pristine Talisman

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It's Oloro, but without creatures.

This is not a deck meant to be played all the time.
This is a deck made to punish. It is only taken out when somebody needs to learn a lesson about just how unfun a game of EDH can be.

There are a total of five win conditions.

1. Extort through Blind Obedience.
2. Use Blue Sun's Zenith to mill somebody out.
3. Drain everybody with Exsanguinate
4. The Exquisite Blood + Sanguine Bond combo, or just Sanguine Bond
5. Your opponent quits.

Every other card in the deck is simply support and ways to make the game slow to a crawl. This deck is weak to spell-slinging decks. If my meta was different I would add in more counter magic and less creature removal.

Date added	8 years
Last updated	3 years
Key combos	Exquisite Blood + Sanguine Bond
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	11 - 0 Mythic Rares 44 - 0 Rares 16 - 0 Uncommons 9 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.37