A True Biblical Experience

Commander / EDH

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Enchantment (29)

• 1x Animate Dead
• 1x Banishing Light
• 1x Blind Obedience
• 1x Celestial Dawn
• 1x Censorship
• 1x Copy Artifact
• 1x Copy Enchantment
• 1x Darksteel Mutation
• 1x Declaration of Naught
• 1x Detention Sphere
• 1x Diplomatic Immunity
• 1x Equipoise
• 1x Ghostly Prison
• 1x Gift of Immortality
• 1x Imprisoned in the Moon
• 1x Invocation of Saint Traft
• 1x Mobilization
• 1x Pariah
• 1x Phyrexian Arena
• 1x Rhystic Study
• 1x Shimmer
• 1x Sphinx's Tutelage
• 1x Stony Silence
• 1x Teferi's Realm
• 1x Telepathy
• 1x Traveler's Cloak
• 1x Triskaidekaphobia
• 1x Vanishing
• 1x Vow of Duty

Sorcery (5)

• 1x Buried Alive
• 1x Council's Judgment
• 1x Damnation
• 1x Winds of Rath
• 1x Wrath of God

Land (33)

• 1x Arcane Sanctum
• 1x Azorius Guildgate
• 1x Bloodstained Mire
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Dimir Guildgate
• 1x Fetid Pools
• 1x Hallowed Fountain
• 6x Island
• 1x Misty Rainforest
• 1x Nykthos, Shrine to Nyx
• 1x Orzhov Guildgate
• 6x Plains
• 1x Polluted Delta
• 1x Prairie Stream
• 1x Reliquary Tower
• 1x Scalding Tarn
• 3x Swamp
• 1x Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth
• 1x Verdant Catacombs
• 1x Watery Grave
• 1x Windswept Heath

Creature (9)

• 1x Aegis of the Gods
• 1x Eidolon of Rhetoric
• 1x Fatespinner
• 1x Linvala, Keeper of Silence
• 1x Sakashima the Impostor
• 1x Spirit of the Labyrinth
• 1x Sun Titan
• 1x Tree of Perdition
• 1x Trinket Mage

Planeswalker (3)

• 1x Karn Liberated
• 1x Tezzeret the Seeker
• 1x Ugin, the Spirit Dragon

Commander (1)

Artifact (17)

• 1x Azorius Signet
• 1x Chromatic Lantern
• 1x Coercive Portal
• 1x Commander's Sphere
• 1x Darksteel Plate
• 1x Dimir Signet
• 1x Knowledge Pool
• 1x Lightning Greaves
• 1x Lotus Bloom
• 1x Meekstone
• 1x Proteus Staff
• 1x Smokestack
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Thought Vessel
• 1x Thran Dynamo
• 1x Winter Orb
• 1x Worn Powerstone

Instant (3)

• 1x Cyclonic Rift
• 1x Path to Exile
• 1x Swords to Plowshares

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"There is a finite amount of fun to be had in magic, and I plan on having all of it."

Gotta keep them locked down (out of love, of course).

Local meta is too focused on competitive, so i crafted this deck to slow help us take it easy :D At its core, it's Zur toolbox troll

Answers for...

• storm: Spirit of the Labyrinth, Aegis of the Gods
• draw: Eidolon of Rhetoric
• reanimator/recursion: Rest in Peace
• problem creatures: Blind Obedience, Linvala, Keeper of Silence
• problem commanders: Imprisoned in the Moon, Darksteel Mutation, Declaration of Naught
• problem lands: Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth+ Shimmer
• aggro: Blind Obedience, Ghostly Prison, various wrath effects
• general trolling cards: Teferi's Realm , Fatespinner, Equipoise , Smokestack, and cards like Vow of Duty

The only legitimate wincon in the deck is Tree of Perdition+ Triskaidekaphobia , something i feel will be kind of challenging to pull off, and work well in a lockout kind of scenario. Its one of few cards i can't actually fetch at will, but will be very satisfying to pull off once it happens. Hooray for enjoying the misery of others!

Ecclesiastes 1:1-11

"The words of the Teacher,[a] son of David, king in Jerusalem:

Meaningless! Meaningless! says the Teacher. Utterly meaningless! Everything is meaningless. What do people gain from all their labors at which they toil under the sun? Generations come and generations go, but the earth remains forever. The sun rises and the sun sets, and hurries back to where it rises. The wind blows to the south and turns to the north; round and round it goes, ever returning on its course. All streams flow into the sea, yet the sea is never full. To the place the streams come from, there they return again. All things are wearisome, more than one can say. The eye never has enough of seeing, nor the ear its fill of hearing. What has been will be again, what has been done will be done again; there is nothing new under the sun. Is there anything of which one can say, Look! This is something new? It was here already, long ago; it was here before our time. No one remembers the former generations, and even those yet to come will not be remembered by those who follow them."

Comments and +1's always appreciated, hopefully some can sympathize with the struggle of people being too focused on winning, and not trying to enjoy the game itself.

Manabase is very tentative, this list is accurate as of this minute however. I am in need of expanding to other duals so it works more smoothly

Date added	7 years
Last updated	2 years
Legality	This deck is not Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	8 - 0 Mythic Rares 48 - 0 Rares 17 - 0 Uncommons 12 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.02
Tokens	Angel 4/4 W, Soldier 1/1 W