[Primer] EDH's Wacky Races

Commander / EDH* Casual Group Hug Pillow Fort Primer Theme/Gimmick UR (Izzet)

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Land (35)

• 1x Ancient Tomb
• 1x Arcane Lighthouse
• 1x Cascade Bluffs
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Fabled Passage
• 1x Ferrous Lake
• 1x Forbidden Orchard
• 1x Mikokoro, Center of the Sea
• 1x Mystic Sanctuary
• 1x Nykthos, Shrine to Nyx
• 1x Otawara, Soaring City
• 1x Prismatic Vista
• 1x Reflecting Pool
• 1x Reliquary Tower
• 1x Riverglide Pathway  ^Flip
• 1x Rogue's Passage
• 1x Scalding Tarn
• 7x Snow-Covered Island
• 6x Snow-Covered Mountain
• 1x Steam Vents
• 1x Stormcarved Coast
• 1x Sulfur Falls
• 1x Training Center
• 1x Witch's Clinic

Artifact (11)

• 1x Arcane Signet
• 1x Expedition Map
• 1x Howling Mine
• 1x Izzet Signet
• 1x Mind Stone
• 1x Mirage Mirror
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Sonic Screwdriver
• 1x Thought Vessel
• 1x Victory Chimes
• 1x Wayfarer's Bauble

Creature (18)

• 1x Agitator Ant
• 1x Bladegriff Prototype
• 1x Brash Taunter
• 1x Edgin, Larcenous Lutenist
• 1x Faerie Artisans
• 1x Faerie Mastermind
• 1x Fiendish Duo
• 1x Frontier Warmonger
• 1x Generous Plunderer
• 1x Kira, Great Glass-Spinner
• 1x Pain Distributor
• 1x Pirated Copy
• 1x Red Death, Shipwrecker
• 1x River Song
• 1x The Reality Chip
• 1x Tidal Barracuda
• 1x Treasure Nabber
• 1x Vesuvan Doppelganger

Instant (12)

• 1x Arcane Denial
• 1x Chaos Warp
• 1x Cyclonic Rift
• 1x Deflecting Swat
• 1x Fierce Guardianship
• 1x Flame of Anor
• 1x Long-Term Plans
• 1x Mystical Tutor
• 1x Pongify
• 1x Rapid Hybridization
• 1x Reality Shift
• 1x Resculpt

Sorcery (10)

• 1x Blasphemous Act
• 1x Disrupt Decorum
• 1x Goblin Game
• 1x Illicit Auction
• 1x Insurrection
• 1x Jeska's Will
• 1x Minds Aglow
• 1x Mob Verdict
• 1x Prisoner's Dilemma
• 1x Rite of Replication

Commanders (2)

Enchantment (12)

• 1x Court of Vantress
• 1x Descent into Avernus
• 1x Dictate of Kruphix
• 1x Dictate of the Twin Gods
• 1x Dream Halls
• 1x Mass Hysteria
• 1x Nerd Rage
• 1x Psychic Possession
• 1x Rhystic Study
• 1x Struggle for Project Purity
• 1x Underworld Breach
• 1x Wizard Class

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Enchantment (13)

• 1x Bludgeon Brawl
• 1x Chaosphere
• 1x Fall from Favor
• 1x Hive Mind
• 1x Imprisoned in the Moon
• 1x Leyline of Singularity
• 1x Loot Dispute
• 1x March of the Machines
• 1x Pandemonium
• 1x Telepathy
• 1x The Sound of Drums
• 1x Unifying Theory
• 1x Witch Hunt

Land (1)

• 1x Nephalia Academy

Creature (11)

• 1x Aboleth Spawn
• 1x Cutthroat Negotiator
• 1x Death Kiss
• 1x Frenzied Saddlebrute
• 1x Humble Defector
• 1x Mirrorhall Mimic  ^Flip
• 1x Passwall Adept
• 1x Serendib Sorcerer
• 1x Sly Instigator
• 1x Stirring Bard
• 1x Wandering Archaic  ^Flip

Instant (3)

• 1x Narset's Reversal
• 1x Reins of Power
• 1x Sudden Substitution

Sorcery (9)

• 1x Collision of Realms
• 1x Explosion of Riches
• 1x Game of Chaos
• 1x Incite Rebellion
• 1x Manifold Insights
• 1x Mob Rule
• 1x Mogg Infestation
• 1x Retraced Image
• 1x Truth or Consequences

Artifact (6)

• 1x Bloodthirsty Blade
• 1x Cauldron of Souls
• 1x Hithlain Rope
• 1x Nautiloid Ship
• 1x Time Bomb
• 1x Well of Knowledge

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Drat, Double Drat & Triple Drat!

Muttley, do something!

Magic's double-dealing do-badders

Enter the dastardly duo of Dick and his sidekick Muttley. They offer good utility in card draw and politics. A big plus is that the deck doesn't rely on it's Commanders to work.

Main goal of this political group hug deck is to play wacky cards like Prisoner's Dilemma Goblin Game, etc. making sure no two games are alike and that everyone has a good time. Opponents get conditional benefits like Bladegriff Prototype, Frontier Warmonger, etc. We also aim to boost the player who's most behind with Victory Chimes, Red Death, Shipwrecker styled effects. Next to the general hug cards like Howling Mine & Dictate of Kruphix.

Amidst all the mischief we can to come out on top with cards like Insurrection and political maneuvering (Goad, Monarch, etc). While keeping it fun and interactive.

While reading some MTG articles I found out this type of deck is qualified as an "Adrenaline Timmy deck":

"This final subgroup embraces the joy of variance in the game. They enjoy playing cards and decks that don't have a predictable outcome. To them, the fun of the game is to see all the different kinds of things that could happen. This is the group, for example, that loves things like coin flip cards and cards that work differently each time you play them. For Timmy, the entire reason to play is having a good time

Adrenalin Gamer Timmy likes flying by the seat of his pants. He enjoys the rush of adapting to the unpredictable. As a result, Adrenalin Gamer Timmy is drawn to decks and formats that allow every game to be as different from the last as possible."

Source: Play Type

The more you know. :D

The Mean Machine

Our do-badders Dick and Muttley need the proper tools for their mischief.

Like their rocket-powered car, we come with an abundance of concealed weapons.

Below you can find their arsenal, split up in rule bending and freebies.

Not a thru road Show

• Dictate of the Twin Gods: Double dmg for all
• Generous Plunderer: Free pings for all
• Psychic Possession: You draw, I draw
• Agitator Ant: Goad but you get two +1/+1/ counters
• Bladegriff Prototype: I hit you, you can blow something up on anyone's but my board
• Brash Taunter: Come at me if you dare
• Faerie Artisans: Copy all their etbs and keep one for yourself
• Pain Distributor: Get Treasure, but take dmg
• Pirated Copy: You attack, I draw
• Treasure Nabber: Share the ramp
• Vesuvan Doppelganger: Change Copy at your upkeep
• Arcane Denial: Nope, have a draw instead
• Disrupt Decorum: Mass Goad
• Goblin Game: Damage for everyone
• Illicit Auction: Offer something for the whole table to enjoy, for the right price
• Mob Verdict: Draw or dmg
• Prisoner's Dilemma: Choices and consequences
• Rite of Replication: Copy or more copies?

Free Koo Koo Kola Show

• Forbidden Orchard: Free creature
• Witch's Clinic: Come get your fix
• Court of Vantress: Monarch
• Descent into Avernus: Treasure and dmg all around
• Dictate of Kruphix: Draw
• Dream Halls: Who needs lands for mana
• Mass Hysteria: Swing it baby
• Struggle for Project Purity:Draws all around, mostly me though
• Howling Mine: Draw
• Agitator Ant: Free buff
• Bladegriff Prototype: Take one for the team and blow something up
• Faerie Mastermind: You draw, I draw, everybody draws (get value on other draw all cards)
• Fiendish Duo: Prepare for trouble and make it double
• Frontier Warmonger: Menace for all, just not this way
• Generous Plunderer: Have some Treasure, but beware it's sting
• Ludevic, Necro-Alchemist: Card draw, IF you hit someone else
• Red Death, Shipwrecker: Goaded, but draw one
• Tidal Barracuda: Flash for all, just not on my turn boyz
• Minds Aglow: Share the draw

Penelope Pitstop, the glamour gal of the gas pedal

Like her car The Compact Pussycat we also have our personal grooming facilities for ramp and card draw

Beauty Parlor Show

• Ancient Tomb
• Nykthos, Shrine to Nyx
• Descent into Avernus: Treasure all around
• Arcane Signet
• Expedition Map
• Izzet Signet
• Mind Stone
• Sol Ring
• Sonic Screwdriver
• Thought Vessel
• Victory Chimes
• Wayfarer's Bauble
• Edgin, Larcenous Lutenist: Foretell on everything
• Generous Plunderer: Treasure
• Pain Distributor: Get Treasure on first spell cast
• Red Death, Shipwrecker
• Treasure Nabber
• Jeska's Will

Personal grooming machine Show

• Mikokoro, Center of the Sea
• Court of Vantress: Monarch
• Dictate of Kruphix
• Nerd Rage
• Rhystic Study
• Struggle for Project Purity
• Wizard Class
• Howling Mine
• Mind Stone
• Faerie Mastermind: Payoff for the many "everyone draws extra" cards
• Kraum, Ludevic's Opus
• Ludevic, Necro-Alchemist
• Pirated Copy: Draw on dmg
• Arcane Denial
• Flame of Anor
• Jeska's Will
• Minds Aglow: Share the draw

Ingenious inventor Pat Pending in his Convert-A-Car

Just like the Convert-A-Car, we come equipped with a multitude of gadgets.

• Arcane Lighthouse: Remove Hexproof and Shroud from opponents' Creatures
• Witch's Clinic: Lifegain for Kraum
• Mystic Sanctuary: Instant and Sorcery recursion
• Reliquary Tower
• Rogue's Passage
• Court of Vantress: Polymorph in any Enchantment or make a copy of one on Monarch
• Struggle for Project Purity: Enclave as pillow fort if necessary
• Underworld Breach: Recursion
• Mirage Mirror: Copy any permanent
• Sonic Screwdriver: Swiss manarock
• Edgin, Larcenous Lutenist: Foretell on everything and goad
• Kira, Great Glass-Spinner: Creature protection
• River Song: Draw from the bottom instead of top & pings opponents
• The Reality Chip: Play Lands and cast Spells from the top
• Deflecting Swat: Target changer
• Mystical Tutor: Tutor for any Instant or Sorcery
• Long-Term Plans: Anything tutor

Maneuvering for position is the Army Surplus Special

Sergeant Blast and Private Meekley stop their competitors with the Bubblegum Cannon and propel themselves to victory with Land Mines. So too must we remove problematic cards and aim for victory.

Bubblegum Cannon Show

• Otawara, Soaring City: Bounce Artifact, Creature, Enchantment or Planeswalker
• Bladegriff Prototype: Make opponents blow up stuff
• Arcane Denial
• Chaos Warp
• Cyclonic Rift
• Fierce Guardianship
• Flame of Anor
• Pongify
• Rapid Hybridization
• Resculpt: Creature and Artifact exile
• Reality Shift: Creature Exile
• Blasphemous Act

Land Mine Power Show

• By forcing our opponents to attack each other with Goad, Monarch, political maneuvering, etc
• Insurrection
• Wizard Class & Nerd Rage: With the numerous draw effects, we can make 21 cmdr dmg possible
• Rite of Replication: Overloaded can win games (Ex: Copy that Purphoros and deal 40 dmg to each opponent [each copy counts as 1 dev so all enter as creatures => 5 x 8 = 40 dmg)

I'm open to suggestions and ideas to improve the deck. Bonus points if you make a suggestion and mention what you would cut for it and why.

Be sure to check out my other decks for even more funzies:

• [Primer] Mogis' Slaughter House: Murder Made Tasty
• [Primer] Fight at the Breastriary in Nippopolis!
• [Primer] Rainforest Shmainforest: Not For Hippies!

Leave an upvote for your favorite racing duo. :)

Top Ranked	Achieved #6 position overall 3 years ago Achieved #1 position in Commander / EDH Primer 3 years ago
Date added	3 years
Last updated	1 week
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	6 - 0 Mythic Rares 66 - 0 Rares 9 - 0 Uncommons 6 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.20
Tokens	Ape 3/3 G, Copy Clone, Elemental 4/4 UR, Frog Lizard 3/3 G, Manifest 2/2 C, Radiation, Spirit 1/1 C, The Monarch, Treasure
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