It's Just Like Goat Simulator (Help please.)

Commander / EDH* Group Hug RUW (Jeskai, America) Theme/Gimmick

Kala

Creature (31)

• 1x Akroan Horse
• 1x Akroma, Angel of Wrath
• 1x Angelic Arbiter
• 1x Archangel of Thune
• 1x Archon of Justice
• 1x Aven Mindcensor
• 1x Bazaar Trader
• 1x Cryptoplasm
• 1x Diaochan, Artful Beauty
• 1x Djinn of Infinite Deceits
• 1x Dominus of Fealty
• 1x Dulcet Sirens
• 1x Felidar Sovereign
• 1x Gilded Drake
• 1x Gisela, Blade of Goldnight
• 1x Glen Elendra Archmage
• 1x Godhead of Awe
• 1x Grid Monitor
• 1x Gwafa Hazid, Profiteer
• 1x Hunted Lammasu
• 1x Iona, Shield of Emeria
• 1x Isperia, Supreme Judge
• 1x Keiga, the Tide Star
• 1x Mother of Runes
• 1x Niv-Mizzet, the Firemind
• 1x Spellskite
• 1x Sphinx Ambassador
• 1x Steel Golem
• 1x Vedalken Plotter
• 1x Vendilion Clique
• 1x Windborn Muse

Planeswalker (5)

• 1x Jace Beleren
• 1x Karn Liberated
• 1x Narset Transcendent
• 1x Ugin, the Spirit Dragon
• 1x Venser, the Sojourner

Land (37)

• 1x Clifftop Retreat
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Faerie Conclave
• 1x Forbidden Orchard
• 1x Glacial Fortress
• 7x Island
• 1x Mana Confluence
• 1x Maze of Ith
• 1x Mikokoro, Center of the Sea
• 5x Mountain
• 1x Mystic Monastery
• 1x Nimbus Maze
• 8x Plains
• 1x Rainbow Vale
• 1x Reliquary Tower
• 1x Sulfur Falls
• 1x Temple of Epiphany
• 1x Vivid Crag
• 1x Vivid Creek
• 1x Vivid Meadow

Enchantment (10)

• 1x Celestial Dawn
• 1x Control Magic
• 1x Ghostly Prison
• 1x Illusions of Grandeur
• 1x Oblivion Ring
• 1x Paradox Haze
• 1x Propaganda
• 1x Pyromancer's Swath
• 1x Statecraft
• 1x Vow of Lightning

Artifact (6)

• 1x Chromatic Lantern
• 1x Crawlspace
• 1x Expedition Map
• 1x Howling Mine
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Venser's Journal

Instant (4)

• 1x Fact or Fiction
• 1x Path to Exile
• 1x Remand
• 1x Stifle

Sorcery (8)

• 1x All is Dust
• 1x Austere Command
• 1x Cultural Exchange
• 1x Insurrection
• 1x Minds Aglow
• 1x Phyrexian Rebirth
• 1x Rite of Replication
• 1x Rout

Commander (1)

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Sideboard

Creature (6)

• 1x Conundrum Sphinx
• 1x Frost Titan
• 1x Humble Defector
• 1x Myojin of Cleansing Fire
• 1x Spurnmage Advocate
• 1x Weathered Wayfarer

Enchantment (6)

• 1x Aggressive Mining
• 1x Archmage Ascension
• 1x Darksteel Mutation
• 1x Reverence
• 1x Splinter Twin
• 1x Vow of Flight

Artifact (2)

• 1x Spectral Searchlight
• 1x That Which Was Taken

Instant (5)

• 1x Awe Strike
• 1x Brand
• 1x Chaos Warp
• 1x Illusionist's Gambit
• 1x Reins of Power

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Sow chaos, steal stuff, give presents. Note: turn on custom categories.

The objective of this deck is to be the second to last, if not the last one standing. Use political trickeries to disable or befriend opponents, such as the Vows, and the Hug cards. Swing with the Beatdown cards to win the game. Reins of power in the maybeboard can be used to effectively win games.

Why Zedruu? Well, for one, she's a beautiful lady goat, and for two: Gifts. Give people all the things! Best things to give are cards with ETB or global abilities, or the evil cards, like Steel Golem, and Grid Monitor . If you want to be really cruel, use Pyromancer's Swath, and Celestial Dawn , the latter of which makes a nonwhite player only able to tap for colorless. Please upvote or add suggestions! Also, I want more wincons and offensive power. please help me find useful cards.

Date added	10 years
Last updated	9 years
Legality	This deck is not Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	16 - 1 Mythic Rares 43 - 12 Rares 19 - 5 Uncommons 3 - 1 Commons
Cards	102
Avg. CMC	4.15
Tokens	Copy Clone, Emblem Narset Transcendent, Emblem Venser, the Sojourner, Horror 4/4 B, Morph 2/2 C, Horror */* C, Soldier 1/1 W, Spirit 1/1 C
Folders	Possible Decks, look at, Favorites, Cool stuff I found, Commander (other Builders), EDH, EDH Considerations, EDH