The Most Annoying Deck Ever

Commander / EDH GU (Simic)

Ulindil

Instant (23)

• 1x Arcane Denial
• 1x Convolute
• 1x Counterspell
• 1x Cyclonic RiftGC
• 1x Disallow
• 1x Dispel
• 1x Dissipate
• 1x Fierce GuardianshipGC
• 1x Flusterstorm
• 1x Force of WillGC
• 1x Heroic Intervention
• 1x Mana Drain
• 1x Mindbreak Trap
• 1x Negate
• 1x Pact of Negation
• 1x Pongify
• 1x Rapid Hybridization
• 1x Reality Shift
• 1x Return of the Wildspeaker
• 1x Second Harvest
• 1x Simic Charm
• 1x Swan Song
• 1x Voidslime

Enchantment (8)

• 1x Asceticism
• 1x Beastmaster Ascension
• 1x Burgeoning
• 1x Doubling Season
• 1x Elemental Bond
• 1x Frozen Aether
• 1x Paradox Haze
• 1x Parallel Lives

Land (33)

• 1x Alchemist's Refuge
• 1x Bonders' Enclave
• 1x Breeding Pool
• 1x Brokers Hideout
• 1x Castle Garenbrig
• 1x Command Beacon
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Fabled Passage
• 1x Flooded Grove
• 1x Flooded Strand
• 5x Forest
• 1x Hinterland Harbor
• 9x Island
• 1x Misty Rainforest
• 1x Obscura Storefront
• 1x Prismatic Vista
• 1x Rejuvenating Springs
• 1x Simic Growth Chamber
• 1x Temple of Mystery
• 1x Yavimaya Coast
• 1x Yavimaya, Cradle of Growth

Sorcery (13)

• 1x Cultivate
• 1x Farseek
• 1x Kodama's Reach
• 1x Nature's Lore
• 1x Overwhelming Stampede
• 1x Parallel Evolution
• 1x Rampant Growth
• 1x Ranger's Path
• 1x Rishkar's Expertise
• 1x Shamanic Revelation
• 1x Three Visits
• 1x Whelming Wave
• 1x Windfall

Commander (1)

Creature (15)

• 1x Adrix and Nev, Twincasters
• 1x Aesi, Tyrant of Gyre Strait
• 1x Archetype of Imagination
• 1x Birds of Paradise
• 1x Clever Impersonator
• 1x Elvish Mystic
• 1x Fyndhorn Elves
• 1x Llanowar Elves
• 1x Sakashima of a Thousand Faces
• 1x Sakashima the Impostor
• 1x Serpent of Yawning Depths
• 1x Slinn Voda, the Rising Deep
• 1x Spark Double
• 1x Spawning Kraken
• 1x Wood Elves

Artifact (7)

• 1x Arcane Signet
• 1x Coat of Arms
• 1x Helm of the Host
• 1x Lightning Greaves
• 1x Simic Signet
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Talisman of Curiosity

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I am purely building this deck to be petty. I do not condone this kind of play, but this deck is for your playgroup if there's a player who likes to make sure certain people don't have fun.

Date added	4 months
Last updated	4 months
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	12 - 0 Mythic Rares 40 - 0 Rares 17 - 0 Uncommons 17 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.16
Tokens	Ape 3/3 G, Bird 2/2 U, Copy Clone, Frog Lizard 3/3 G, Koma's Coil 3/3 U, Kraken 9/9 U, Manifest 2/2 C