Call An Ambulance (But Not For Me)

Commander / EDH Evoke Jank Sacrifice Suicide Black Theme/Gimmick WUB (Esper)

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Creature (30)

• 1x Baleful Strix
• 1x Burnished Hart
• 1x Chasm Skulker
• 1x Cloudsteel Kirin
• 1x Corpse Augur
• 1x Dark Confidant
• 1x Defiler of Flesh
• 1x Doom Whisperer
• 1x K'rrik, Son of Yawgmoth
• 1x Karmic Guide
• 1x Kathari Remnant
• 1x Keen Duelist
• 1x Magus of the Mirror
• 1x Midnight Reaper
• 1x Mulldrifter
• 1x Pain Seer
• 1x Plaguecrafter
• 1x Platinum Angel
• 1x Priest of Fell Rites
• 1x Priest of Forgotten Gods
• 1x Sakashima's Protege
• 1x Shriekmaw
• 1x Siren Stormtamer
• 1x Solemn Simulacrum
• 1x Spark Double
• 1x Spellskite
• 1x Stormscape Familiar
• 1x Sun Titan
• 1x Wall of Blood
• 1x Whisper, Blood Liturgist

Enchantment (6)

• 1x Axis of Mortality
• 1x Font of Agonies
• 1x Greed
• 1x Lich
• 1x Lich's Mastery
• 1x Worship

Land (32)

• 1x Ancient Tomb
• 1x Arcane Sanctum
• 1x Caves of Koilos
• 1x City of Brass
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Exotic Orchard
• 1x Flooded Strand
• 1x Godless Shrine
• 1x Hallowed Fountain
• 1x Island
• 1x Mana Confluence
• 1x Marsh Flats
• 1x Mutavault
• 1x Obscura Storefront
• 2x Plains
• 1x Polluted Delta
• 1x Port Town
• 1x Prismatic Vista
• 1x Reliquary Tower
• 1x Sunken Hollow
• 6x Swamp
• 1x Tainted Field
• 1x Tarnished Citadel
• 1x Temple of Silence
• 1x Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth
• 1x Watery Grave

Sorcery (10)

• 1x Dread Return
• 1x Feed the Swarm
• 1x Grim Tutor
• 1x Living Death
• 1x Night's Whisper
• 1x Peer into the Abyss
• 1x Profane Transfusion
• 1x Repay in Kind
• 1x Sign in Blood
• 1x Toxic Deluge

Commander (1)

Artifact (11)

• 1x Arcane Signet
• 1x Fellwar Stone
• 1x Pact Weapon
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Soul Conduit
• 1x Swiftfoot Boots
• 1x Talisman of Dominance
• 1x Talisman of Hierarchy
• 1x Talisman of Progress
• 1x The Book of Exalted Deeds
• 1x Thought Vessel

Instant (10)

• 1x Ad Nauseam
• 1x Angel's Grace
• 1x Culling the Weak
• 1x Dark Ritual
• 1x Dire Tactics
• 1x Final Payment
• 1x Lim-Dul's Vault
• 1x Necrologia
• 1x Snuff Out
• 1x Stinging Study

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1. Cast a card that says you can't lose the game
2. Reduce your life total to zero
3. Swap life totals
4. Laugh maniacally

Date added	1 year
Last updated	11 months
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	10 - 0 Mythic Rares 47 - 0 Rares 24 - 0 Uncommons 10 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.53
Tokens	Angel 3/3 W, Phyrexian Horror X/X C, Squid 1/1 U