The Danger Noodle

Pauper EDH* Competitive Control Counters GU (Simic) Jank Pauper

DoritoDust007

Instant (26)

• 1x Arcane Denial
• 1x Bioshift
• 1x Blink of an Eye
• 1x Brainstorm
• 1x Counterspell
• 1x Crop RotationGC
• 1x Daze
• 1x Deprive
• 1x Dizzy Spell
• 1x Foil
• 1x Frantic Search
• 1x Ghostly Flicker
• 1x Growth Spiral
• 1x Gush
• 1x Into the Roil
• 1x Mana Leak
• 1x Memory Lapse
• 1x Oona's Grace
• 1x Opt
• 1x Radical Idea
• 1x Reclaim
• 1x Return to Nature
• 1x Shadow Rift
• 1x Tolarian Winds
• 1x Unwind
• 1x Words of Wisdom

Artifact (7)

• 1x Arcane Signet
• 1x Commander's Sphere
• 1x Relic of Progenitus
• 1x Simic Cluestone
• 1x Strider Harness
• 1x Wayfarer's Bauble
• 1x Whispersilk Cloak

Land (33)

• 1x Ash Barrens
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Evolving Wilds
• 4x Forest
• 1x Halimar Depths
• 12x Island
• 1x Khalni Garden
• 1x Lonely Sandbar
• 1x Mystic Sanctuary
• 1x Remote Isle
• 1x Seat of the Synod
• 1x Simic Growth Chamber
• 1x Slippery Karst
• 1x Soaring Seacliff
• 1x Terramorphic Expanse
• 1x Thornwood Falls
• 1x Tranquil Thicket
• 1x Tree of Tales
• 1x Woodland Stream

Sorcery (11)

• 1x Artful Dodge
• 1x Careful Study
• 1x Compulsive Research
• 1x Cultivate
• 1x Deep Analysis
• 1x Explore
• 1x Flux
• 1x Gleeful Sabotage
• 1x Preordain
• 1x Rampant Growth
• 1x Treasure Cruise

Commander (1)

Creature (17)

• 1x Archaeomancer
• 1x Blighted Agent
• 1x Citanul Woodreaders
• 1x Elvish Mystic
• 1x Elvish Visionary
• 1x Farhaven Elf
• 1x Llanowar Elves
• 1x Mnemonic Wall
• 1x Mulldrifter
• 1x Ninja of the Deep Hours
• 1x Sakura-Tribe Elder
• 1x Stealer of Secrets
• 1x Whirlpool Rider
• 1x Wingcrafter
• 1x Winged Coatl
• 1x Wood Elves
• 1x Yavimaya Elder

Enchantment (6)

• 1x Lignify
• 1x Mystic Remora
• 1x Night Soil
• 1x Rancor
• 1x Rhystic StudyGC
• 1x Shielding Plax

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Maybeboard

Instant (2)

• 1x Keep Safe
• 1x Wilt

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This deck revolves around card advantage. Sweet, sweet, card advantage. That and getting the DANGER NOODLE to clock as many dorks in the jaw as possible before I inevitably run out of gas and cry in a corner. Blighted Agent is in there as a back-up win condition.

Real talk though, I love this deck because it allows card advantage to become a real threat. It's commonly stated in other games like YuGiOh that even if you're behind on life, if you have more cards at your disposal than your opponent does, you're winning. Lorescale Coatl really epitomizes that for me, as it actively rewards me for digging deeper into my deck. I mean seriously, what commander can turn a Brainstorm into a permanent Giant Growth, or a Tolarian Winds into a win out of nowhere?

Top Ranked	Achieved #26 position overall 8 years ago
Date added	8 years
Last updated	3 years
Exclude colors	WBR
Legality	This deck is not Pauper EDH legal.
Cards	101
Avg. CMC	2.38
Tokens	Plant 0/1 G, Saproling 1/1 G
Folders	COMMANDER, cool decks, +1 Non-Budget, EDH, Interesting Commander Decks, Pauper EDH, Interesting Pauper Commander Decks, Pauper, Neat Decks, PEDH