Using magic card names in casual conversation.
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Posted on Feb. 28, 2016, 8:45 p.m. by Atony1400
Basically, a thread to talk with other players, like a normal thread. HOWEVER, you must use any possible card names when applicable.
Have at it!
ninjaclevs13 says... #3
You know, I would Roast all of you, but instead I have decided to play Show and Tell, in which I will tell you about my Life. When I was a kid, I was always getting Smallpox. I also had the worst luck, I was hit by a Lightning Bolt twice. I am better today though. I have my own personal Island, which has its very own Forest. I have finally found a way to Harmonize with myself and the world.
Also, by middle name is Tarmogoyf, because f*** it, we need goyf in here somewhere.
February 28, 2016 9:10 p.m.
canterlotguardian says... #4
I cannot in good faith participate in this conversation. Therefore, allow me to be a Humble Defector and take my leave.
February 28, 2016 9:20 p.m.
ninjaclevs13 Your own Island? Dont Wastes my time with your Cascade Bluffs. I Anticipated more from you.
If you think Tarmogoyf is a wierd middle name you should meet my uncle, Phthisis.
February 28, 2016 9:23 p.m.
MagicalHacker says... #6
People actually commenting? Hmm Unexpected Results...
February 28, 2016 9:28 p.m.
ninjaclevs13 says... #7
Oh please, don't make me Murder you. You just don't want to accept the Painful Truths of me having more money than you. Don't be such an Insatiable Harpy.
February 28, 2016 9:29 p.m.
Glad this idea didn't just Rest in Peace. Now, don't Choke on me now that I said that.
February 28, 2016 9:30 p.m.
ninjaclevs13 is nothing more than a Teller of Tales. Believe not his Deception. His tale reeks of Tragic Arrogance. Expect nothing but Betrayal from him, as he is the Painbringer!
February 28, 2016 9:31 p.m.
Sadly i cant get the big furry monster to show up. That should give you an idea of were my post was heading
February 28, 2016 9:54 p.m.
Pokemaster, I think you need to Rewind back to where you can Erase that comment, but sadly, Time Reversal is not possible yet.
February 28, 2016 10:21 p.m.
Apparently I'm not the only person stumbling around T/O Night and Day! It's good to see a bunch of other Wandering Ones on a thread like this. Sometimes though, I kinda Wonder ...
Warning: Pun alert
February 29, 2016 3:05 a.m.
Dude, I think Bergman would like you better if you smiled once in a while ...
Warning: Another pun alert
February 29, 2016 3:12 a.m.
Nah, I've been going around seeing if anyone can pronounce Phthisis. Good fun.
February 29, 2016 3:17 a.m.
MagicalShrek,
Wow, that sounds like a Tortured Existence. At least he doesn't keep you in Shackles ...
February 29, 2016 5:14 a.m.
Speaking of Shackles ...
A friend of mine just got married! Him and his partner were kind of a Wild Pair, but they had a Chance Encounter at this music Festival and the next thing you know he's taking this Daring Leap. They had a cool ceremony, with the whole Carpet of Flowers, Beloved Chaplain, Pledge of Loyalty, Soul Kiss, and everything.
Man, I hope it works for them! For so many folks, what starts as a Utopia Vow ends up an Infernal Contract ... or maybe an Eternity Snare, complete with Shared Animosity and a Struggle for Sanity.
I think they're gonna be good though. Seems like they have a real Strength of Unity and a decent shot at Kindleing an Eternal Flame ...
February 29, 2016 5:40 a.m. Edited.
Whoever started this whole thing must have had a Stroke of Genius! No....a Blast of Genius!
February 29, 2016 7:44 a.m.
Octrate,
Unbridled, huh? Sounds like you need some Horsemanship! Maybe a Riding the Dilu Horse?
February 29, 2016 9:36 a.m.
My Worst Fears have been realized... Have you No Mercy?
February 29, 2016 9:40 a.m.
Yeah, not so much. There's No Rest for the Wicked, after all ...
February 29, 2016 9:43 a.m.
@IzzetGod,
Thanks! It was Definantly an Epic Experiment.now I'm going to take a break by the Reflecting Pool, and I will go take a dip in Urza's Hot Tub.
February 29, 2016 10:04 a.m.
I heard Nicol Bolas may be over on TheDevicer's deck. (I heard he's been setting up a Fodder Cannon as of late.)
BolasForPresident2016
February 29, 2016 12:25 p.m.
GoldenDiggle says... #30
My dearest friends, I am no red player but your Shockingly poor card combo strings has brought about Increasing Confusion in this forum. Noticeably, some of you are quite Determined to make such combos, resulting in some form of Planar Chaos. I am here to bring some Illumination to this Havoc Festival, and hopefully turn it into a Mages' Contest. Ponder with me for a moment what a good string of combos looks like:
Shouting random cards with Ferocity makes you look no more intelligent than a Kird Ape. You don't want your comment going Horribly Awry just because you were too eager to Fling the first card you can think of into your comment. You're not Brion Stoutarm, kid.
Metaphors are your best friend. Check out my Directive: Dragonfire description to see a fun example of some of these in use!
Keep your Anger towards other commenters in check and restrain your Molten Influence from giving a Guttural Response to a good comment. Conversely, its fun to Outwit other commenters, but nobody likes a guy who Insists on getting the Last Word.
Seek to create a Parasitic Bond some cards that are Familiar Ground, cards that you feel like a Myth Realized only in conversation. Find where you get your Mystic Confluence, don't take a Wild Guess.
Waste Not all of your cool cards in your first sentence. The most Circular Logic you can make is to Burnout of cards by using all your fun combos in your first sentence, Counterbalance this by attempting to split your combos out a bit, Hesitation is a nice ally to have.
If you cant find a card for it, Exclude it. It's not worth making your Mind Burst looking for something that may not exist. Likewise, if there is a Split Decision remember to take your time. Comments like these are a Trial and Error Process.
HAVE FUN! Call that guy a Brushwagg! Wreak Havoc on a well thought out Stoic Rebuttal! Subdue the thread and remind them that they are in the Presence of the Master! Enter the Infinite! The Possibility Storm is endless, and the world is your Spellbook.
Hopefully, some of you will Rethink some of your previous comments, and make some Careful Consideration an some of your future posts. Alas, my Dying Wish of this post is to hope that each of you can show some Overwhelming Intellect when it comes to using magic cards in a sentence, as I would prefer not to Suffer the Past.
Coinman1863 says... #2
Well I guess I have to take a Gamble and go first.
February 28, 2016 9:02 p.m.