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| Format | Legality |
| 1v1 Commander | Legal |
| Archenemy | Legal |
| Canadian Highlander | Legal |
| Casual | Legal |
| Commander / EDH | Legal |
| Commander: Rule 0 | Legal |
| Custom | Legal |
| Duel Commander | Legal |
| Highlander | Legal |
| Legacy | Legal |
| Leviathan | Legal |
| Limited | Legal |
| Oathbreaker | Legal |
| Pauper | Legal |
| Pauper Duel Commander | Legal |
| Pauper EDH | Legal |
| Planechase | Legal |
| Premodern | Legal |
| Quest Magic | Legal |
| Tiny Leaders | Legal |
| Vanguard | Legal |
| Vintage | Legal |
Soul Kiss
Enchantment — Aura
Enchant creature
(Black), Pay 1 life: Enchanted creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn. Play this ability no more than three times each turn.
Gattison on Magicallica: The Five-Color Album
6 years ago
This a musical catalogue of parodies of rock/metal songs about Magic: The Gathering.
My sense of humor may not be for everyone, because sometimes I make fun of myself and portray myself as an extremely socially inept and unsportsmanlike player. So, idk, be warned. Or enjoy, whatever you're into!
Dark Side of the Blood Moon (is a 2/2 creature)
I'm gonna tell you a story
I'm gonna tell you about Islands
I'm gonna tell you a big fat story, Tammy
Aw, it's all about Islands
Yeah, put down an Island
Put down an Island and tap for (Aw, that's what's happenin' Tammy)
Casting a merfolk
Along with serpents, wizards, and sphinxes (Aw, but they're cool creatures)
Well I love that salty water
Oh, Island, you're my home (Oh, you're the number one basic)
Frustrate opponents (I mean they're frustrated)
Have me down to twelve before I start (oh, it's just a game)
Now I'm wishin' and a-hopin' (oh)
That just once they would not block (I like to save bounces for after my baby landwalks around)
But I love that salty water
Oh, Island, you're my home (oh, yeah)
Because I love that salty water
Oh, Island, you're my home (oh, yeah)
Well, I love that salty water (I love it, baby)
I love that salty water (I love Islands)
I love that salty water (Have you heard about the Morphling?)
I love that salty water (He's super, man, super, man)
I love that salty water (Ow)
I love that salty water (Come on, come on)
Out here in the Wastes
I cast and I play
I wait like Spike before I swing out
I don't need to pay
The full CMC
Foundry Inspector gives me a discount
Don't scry
Don't raise your life
It's only basics
Jenny discard your hand
Sac' everything but your lands
Put out a beater
Never mind what I'm holding
The "late-game" is here
Thought-Knot Seer
Go get my commander
Before the turn is over
basics
It's only basics
basics
Oh, oh
basics
But no Wasteland!
We share a lot
We share a lot
We share a lot, we share colors like , , , and
We share a lot, we share mechanics like flying, trample and lifelink
We share a lot, we share deathtouch and first strike, and double strike
We share a lot, we share too much, they say, down in the Sliver Hive, yeah
(Oh-oh-oh-oh) Oh, it's a dirty deck but someone's gotta play it
Oh, it's a dirty deck but someone's gotta play it
We share a lot
We share a lot
We share a lot, we share our syphons and our bonescythes and our essence
We share a lot, we share four times as much as you, that's why we're better
We share a lot, we share abilities like " to regenerate"
We share a lot, we share things like "+1/+1 for each one of us in play," YEAH!
Well it's a dirty deck but someone's gotta play it (Oh-oh-oh-oh)
Well it's a dirty deck but someone's gotta play it (3x)
(repeat 1x)
We share a lot
We share a lot
We share a lot, we share our sacrifices for the mana pool
We share a lot, we share the same turn-ons that's how we make the brood
We share a lot, we share mana
We share a lot, we share fortune
We share a creature type, now don't slivers look like fun?
We share a lot, we share the battlefield with ourselves and no one else
We share a lot, we share the graveyard with the goblins and the elves
We share a lot, we share with little slivers and big slivers too
We share a lot, if you're a sliver then we'll share with you too, YEAH!
Well it's a dirty deck but someone's gotta play it (Oh-oh-oh-oh)
Well it's a dirty deck but someone's gotta play it (3x)
(repeat 3x)
Well it's a dirty deck but someone's gotta play it (Oh-oh-oh-oh)
Well it's a dirty deck but someone's gotta play it (2x)
If it's a parody then Gattison'll write it
4. "Suck My (Soul) Kiss," by Rosewater's Hot Chilli Paupers (theme song for eyes2sky's Suck My Kiss)
Well I'm keeping
Yeah... aw yeah [2x]
Tap me!
Shoulda' been, coulda' been, woulda' been dead
If didn't forget to extort my friends
I play what I play
Most planeswalkers don't play my way
Aw, Timmy, think you are
Boltin' my face, I'll use my charm
Someone from Jund better inquisition
Little ol' me cuz I'm runnin' pump
Brewed ver-y, unfair
Most planeswalkers like salt on theirs
Aw, Timmy, not prepared
Cast Soul Kiss and pay my share
Hit me, you can't hurt me
Cast Mimic
Edge of the Divinity
Cast Soul Kiss
Is Johnny playing dirty?
Give to me sweet sacred nips
Your face was made to suck my kiss
Swing at me can't you see all my blockers T-A-P'ed
He or she falls into my scheme
Combat trick me?
They been countin' charms but I still got these
Aw, Timmy, lifelink too
I would scoop and drop now if I was you
T-A-P-P-I-N-G
Swing-a-swing at me cuz I'm at eighty
Mid-game is my
Late-game so I'm swingin' out
Aw, Timmy, sideboard out
Those Pyroblasts I do allow
Hit me, you can't hurt me
Cast Mimic
Block me or do not block me
It's just nips
Is Johnny playing dirty?
Give to me pets with flying
My deck was made to cast Soul Kiss
Shoulda' been, coulda' been, woulda' been dead
If didn't get the Mimic on the battlefield
I play what I play
Most planeswalkers don't play my way
Aw, Timmy, think you are
Boltin' my face, I'll use my charm
Someone from Jund better inquisition
Little ol' me cuz I'm runnin' pump
Brewed ver-y, unfair
Most planeswalkers like salt on theirs
Aw, Timmy, not prepared
Cast Soul Kiss and pay my share
Hit me, you can't hurt me
Cast Mimic
Edge of the Divinity
Cast Soul Kiss
Is Johnny playing dirty?
Give to me sweet sacred life
Your deck was made to suck to mine
Puttin' down a Mountain
One of many goblins
Everybody has - their own win-con
Everybody has - their own win-con
Hold it in hand
Until you cast
Jumping right out my deck
Cuz I'm
Cast it!
Cast it now, honey
Cast it now
Cast it now, baby
Cast it now, honey
Cast it you Tim
Cast it now, baby
Go, go, go, go-go
I was puttin' down a Mountain
Met a planeswalker named Spike
We had different opinions
Had different opinions
He was holding it back
And doin' math
Dumpin' out my whole deck
Cuz' I'm
You better cast it!
Cast it now, honey
Cast it now
Cast it now, baby (Yeah!)
Cast it now, honey
Cast it you Tim
Cast it now, baby
Go, go, go, go-go
6. "Tribal Tribal," by Johnny Bowie (theme song for filthyc4sual's Rebel Rebel, How Could They Know?)
Tu tu tu-tu tu tu-tutor [repeat 3x]
You've got your general in the zone
Not sure if you should Medallion or Horn
Hey Plains-walker, your deck looks
Hey Plains-walker, F-N-M tonight
You like , and I like tribal
We like Lin Sivvi, Defiant Hero
You love brews when they're 99 tools
You want answers you want them soon
They say filthyc4suals are wrong
You tutor things, and then respond
Rebel Rebel, with your toolbox deck
Rebel Rebel, your face is a target
Rebel Rebel, How Could They Know?
, : I love rebels!
Don't ya?
Tu tu tu-tu tu tu-tutor
You've got your general in the zone
Not sure if you should Medallion or Horn
Hey Plains-walker, your deck looks
Hey Plains-walker, F-N-M tonight
You like , and I like tribal
We like Lin Sivvi, Defiant Hero
You love brews when they're 99 tools
You want answers you want them soon
They say filthyc4suals are wrong
You tutor things, and then respond
Rebel Rebel, with your toolbox deck
Rebel Rebel, your face is a target
Rebel Rebel, How Could They Know?
, : I love rebels!
Don't ya?
No?
Tu tu tu-tu tu tu-tutor [repeat 2x]
Rebel Rebel, with your toolbox deck
Rebel Rebel, your face is a target
Rebel Rebel, How Could They Know?
, : I love rebels!
You've played your deck, playmat's a mess
Not enough room for all of these responses
They've got their Vampiric and Demonic Tutors
But I got more ways to search than the Gatherer's features
You wanna wait there while I shuffle again, like I do
Cuz' I got the tech
Somewhere in what's left of my deck
Because your face is a target
So how could they know?
I said, how could they know?
So what you wanna know?
Metallic Mimic, Mimic, Mimic
Do I got a Sun Titan?
Well, of course, I do, looks like you got one, too
Cuz' you play a deck
And your playmat's a mess
Ooo, your face is a target
Ooo, ooo, so how could they know?
Hah, hah, how could they know?
Hah, hah
7. "Carrion, My Wayward Swarm," by Kansasdesh (theme song for Carrion, My Wayward Swarm (Grist Insects & Song))
Carrion, my wayward swarm
There'll be days when food's not warm
They say clearly we're all pests
Flip
Don't you scry no more
Once I scavenged in the Blighted Woodland
Just to recur a colossal chameleon
I was filling up my graveyard
With my Mortuary Mire
I can see my topdeck without scrying
I can revive all my creatures that are dying
I share the morsels when I'm eating
With a Giant Adephage
Carrion, my wayward swarm
There'll be days when food's not warm
They say clearly we're all pests
Flip
Don't you scry no more
Masquerading as a man in trenchcoat
On the shoulders of a Phantom Nantuko
But like that one scene in Constantine
I'm just a bunch of millipedes
In a graveyard full of insects and changelings
Paying mana for artisanal fiending
I resurrect a simulacrum
And I hear sad robot say
Carrion, my wayward swarm
There'll be days when food's not warm
They say clearly we're all pests
Flip
Don't you scry no more (No!)
(buzz)
Carrion, you will always Dismember
Carrion, like an Infestation Expert
Flip
Now your grave's no longer empty
Surely you don't need no
Carrion, my wayward swarm
There'll be days when food's not warm
Conspiratorially we're all pests
Flip
Don't you scry no more (don't you scry in those colors!)
"Killer Queen," by Queen
She keeps her Bloodthirsty Blade next
To her pretty Gorgon's Head
"Let's go Brandon," because
Monarchs don't like presidents
A built-around archenemy
For Atraxa and Arcades
At any time
A combat phase you can't decline
Deathtouch and opulence
Well-versed in rhetoric
Upon her Throne of Empires
She's a killer Queen
Marchesa, Long may she reign
Matriarch in a Court of Grace
Manipulating table plays
All the time
Oooh, Parasitic Impetus
Curses and disturbances
Wanna die?
To avoid assassination
She always keeps her sanctum up
In allocations
She doesn't even pay Xantcha
Met a man from Fiora
Just a general enforcer
Her scheming symmetries all
Lead to her Deadly Designs
Assassins sneak
Roguely through passages (hastily)
For cards she brings Monarch in
deflective but secretly nice?
She's a killer Queen
Marchesa, Long may she reign
Matriarch in a Court of Grace
Manipulating table plays
All the time
Drop of a crown she is always down
She'll goad you to fool around
Them immediately after you pass
She is the one to tap that ass
And then cast ha-il, fi-re (then she attacks you)
She's a killer Queen
Marchesa, Long may she reign
Matriarch in a Court of Grace
Manipulating table plays
All the time
clayperce on Using magic card names in …
8 years ago
Speaking of Shackles ...
A friend of mine just got married! Him and his partner were kind of a Wild Pair, but they had a Chance Encounter at this music Festival and the next thing you know he's taking this Daring Leap. They had a cool ceremony, with the whole Carpet of Flowers, Beloved Chaplain, Pledge of Loyalty, Soul Kiss, and everything.
Man, I hope it works for them! For so many folks, what starts as a Utopia Vow ends up an Infernal Contract ... or maybe an Eternity Snare, complete with Shared Animosity and a Struggle for Sanity.
I think they're gonna be good though. Seems like they have a real Strength of Unity and a decent shot at Kindleing an Eternal Flame ...
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