Hokori and the Fun Police

Commander / EDH Artifact Death and Taxes Enchantment Mono-White Stax

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Artifact (22)

• 1x Amulet of Vigor
• 1x Arena of the Ancients
• 1x Crawlspace
• 1x Damping Matrix
• 1x Defense Grid
• 1x Ensnaring Bridge
• 1x Feroz's Ban
• 1x Gilded Lotus
• 1x Grafdigger's Cage
• 1x Imi Statue
• 1x Juntu Stakes
• 1x Meekstone
• 1x Norn's Annex
• 1x Orb of Dreams
• 1x Pearl Medallion
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Sphere of Resistance
• 1x Thorn of Amethyst
• 1x Thran Dynamo
• 1x Torpor Orb
• 1x Ward of Bones
• 1x Winter Orb

Enchantment (10)

• 1x Aura of Silence
• 1x Blind Obedience
• 1x Crackdown
• 1x Curse of Exhaustion
• 1x Ghostly Prison
• 1x Kismet
• 1x Oblivion Ring
• 1x Rule of Law
• 1x Sphere of Safety
• 1x Suppression Field

Land (36)

• 1x Blinkmoth Well
• 1x Buried Ruin
• 1x Command Beacon
• 1x Deserted Temple
• 1x Drifting Meadow
• 1x Eiganjo Castle
• 1x Emeria, the Sky Ruin
• 1x Ghost Quarter
• 1x Kor Haven
• 1x Maze of Ith
• 1x Myriad Landscape
• 1x Mystifying Maze
• 1x Nykthos, Shrine to Nyx
• 15x Plains
• 1x Reliquary Tower
• 1x Secluded Steppe
• 1x Serra's Sanctum
• 1x Strip Mine
• 1x Tectonic Edge
• 1x Temple of the False God
• 1x Thespian's Stage
• 1x Winding Canyons

Instant (9)

• 1x Abeyance
• 1x Dispatch
• 1x Due Respect
• 1x Ethereal Haze
• 1x Holy Day
• 1x Path to Exile
• 1x Pollen Lullaby
• 1x Silence
• 1x Swords to Plowshares

Commander (1)

Creature (19)

• 1x Angel of Jubilation
• 1x Angelic Arbiter
• 1x Avacyn, Angel of Hope
• 1x Chancellor of the Annex
• 1x Eidolon of Rhetoric
• 1x Ethersworn Canonist
• 1x Glowrider
• 1x Grand Abolisher
• 1x Imposing Sovereign
• 1x Iona, Shield of Emeria
• 1x Kami of False Hope
• 1x Linvala, Keeper of Silence
• 1x Lodestone Golem
• 1x Loxodon Gatekeeper
• 1x Marble Titan
• 1x Spirit of the Labyrinth
• 1x Thalia, Guardian of Thraben
• 1x Void Winnower
• 1x Vryn Wingmare

Sorcery (3)

• 1x End Hostilities
• 1x Phyrexian Rebirth
• 1x Rout

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Sometimes you just want to watch everyone at the table suffer through a boring, 4-hour game.

The only Win-con is making everyone else at the table say "F*ck this." and scoop.

Date added	7 years
Last updated	6 years
Legality	This deck is not Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	7 - 0 Mythic Rares 49 - 0 Rares 24 - 0 Uncommons 5 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.22
Tokens	Phyrexian Horror X/X C