Fun Police

Commander / EDH

ChadHendrixs

Instant (19)

• 1x Cryptic Command
• 1x Cyclonic Rift
• 1x Disallow
• 1x Dovin's Veto
• 1x Dramatic Reversal
• 1x Emergency Powers
• 1x Fierce Guardianship
• 1x Flusterstorm
• 1x Force of Negation
• 1x Force of Will
• 1x Mana Drain
• 1x Mystical Tutor
• 1x Narset's Reversal
• 1x Pact of Negation
• 1x Pull from Tomorrow
• 1x Return to Dust
• 1x Sublime Epiphany
• 1x Swan Song
• 1x Teferi's Protection

Creature (14)

• 1x Alms Collector
• 1x Archon of Emeria
• 1x Aven Mindcensor
• 1x Containment Priest
• 1x Drannith Magistrate
• 1x Eidolon of Rhetoric
• 1x Fatespinner
• 1x Grand Abolisher
• 1x Lavinia, Azorius Renegade
• 1x Linvala, Keeper of Silence
• 1x Loxodon Gatekeeper
• 1x Silent Arbiter
• 1x Spellseeker
• 1x Spelltithe Enforcer

Land (31)

• 1x Arid Mesa
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Fabled Passage
• 1x Glacial Fortress
• 1x Hallowed Fountain
• 9x Island
• 1x Marsh Flats
• 1x Misty Rainforest
• 6x Plains
• 1x Polluted Delta
• 1x Prairie Stream
• 1x Prismatic Vista
• 1x Scalding Tarn
• 1x Sea of Clouds
• 1x Temple of Enlightenment
• 1x The Tabernacle at Pendrell Vale
• 1x Tundra
• 1x Windswept Heath

Artifact (7)

• 1x Arcane Signet
• 1x Crawlspace
• 1x Grafdigger's Cage
• 1x Isochron Scepter
• 1x Mana Crypt
• 1x Mana Vault
• 1x Sol Ring

Sorcery (6)

• 1x Echo of Eons
• 1x Idyllic Tutor
• 1x Ponder
• 1x Preordain
• 1x Timetwister
• 1x Windfall

Commander (1)

Enchantment (17)

• 1x Arcane Laboratory
• 1x Ashiok's Erasure
• 1x Aura of Silence
• 1x Authority of the Consuls
• 1x Confounding Conundrum
• 1x Decree of Silence
• 1x Ghostly Prison
• 1x Land Tax
• 1x Mystic Remora
• 1x Propaganda
• 1x Rest in Peace
• 1x Rhystic Study
• 1x Rule of Law
• 1x Smothering Tithe
• 1x Solemnity
• 1x Stasis
• 1x Stony Silence

Planeswalker (5)

• 1x Jace, Unraveler of Secrets
• 1x Narset Transcendent
• 1x Narset, Parter of Veils
• 1x Tamiyo, the Moon Sage
• 1x Teferi, Time Raveler

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The Plan

The plan is simple! Lock out the other players. Even if you're slightly locked out (by your own doing of course), you have the highest resolve and are entirely willing to lose whatever friends you have by playing this deck. Your goal is to drag the game out so long that everyone else concedes. This is the wincon. Welcome to the fun police.

Main Combo

These are the combos you're going for. This will entirely lock out your opponents, and drag everyone else turns into a draw/pass cycle.

• Solemnity + Decree of Silence

• Eidolon of Rhetoric / Arcane Laboratory / Rule of Law + Jace, Unraveler of Secrets

Infinite Mana

While this deck does contain an infinite mana combo, it's entirely stopped by the deck with anti-artifact cards. This is a backup plan if you can't slowly lock everyone out. This is perfect to try and do it in one turn.

Dramatic Reversal + Isochron Scepter

Handless

This usually makes people concede. Just making people ditch or shuffle their hands, then not being able to draw cards just solitifies to them that they're not allowed to have fun.

Narset, Parter of Veils / Alms Collector + Emergency Powers / Windfall / Timetwister / Echo of Eons

Date added	3 years
Last updated	3 years
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	14 - 0 Mythic Rares 53 - 0 Rares 12 - 0 Uncommons 6 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	2.84
Tokens	Bird 2/2 U, Copy Clone, Emblem Jace, Unraveler of Secrets, Emblem Narset Transcendent, Emblem Tamiyo, the Moon Sage, Treasure