Weenie Slapper 9000

Commander / EDH Casual Double strike Flying Humans Mono-White

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Creature (35)

• 1x Adanto Vanguard
• 1x Aerial Extortionist
• 1x Angelic Guardian
• 1x Archangel of Tithes
• 1x Archivist of Oghma
• 1x Bastion Protector
• 1x Beloved Chaplain
• 1x Cathar Commando
• 1x Cavalry Pegasus
• 1x Combat Thresher
• 1x Crashing Drawbridge
• 1x Deep Gnome Terramancer
• 1x Elesh Norn, Grand Cenobite
• 1x Esper Sentinel
• 1x Fey Steed
• 1x Firemane Commando
• 1x Guardian Scalelord
• 1x Inspiring Overseer
• 1x Intrepid Hero
• 1x Knight of the White Orchid
• 1x Loyal Unicorn
• 1x Mentor of the Meek
• 1x Mirran Crusader
• 1x Ruin-Lurker Bat
• 1x Rumor Gatherer
• 1x Scouting Hawk
• 1x Serra Ascendant
• 1x Serra's Emissary
• 1x Silverblade Paladin
• 1x Skyclave Apparition
• 1x Skyscanner
• 1x Soaring Sandwing
• 1x Solemn Simulacrum
• 1x Spirited Companion
• 1x Twinblade Geist  ^Flip

Land (35)

• 1x Bonders' Enclave
• 1x Command Beacon
• 1x Daru Encampment
• 1x Emeria, the Sky Ruin
• 1x Ghost Quarter
• 1x Hall of the Bandit Lord
• 1x Hidden Courtyard
• 1x Maze of Ith
• 1x Myriad Landscape
• 1x Path of Ancestry
• 21x Plains
• 1x Scavenger Grounds
• 1x Tyrite Sanctum
• 1x War Room
• 1x Windbrisk Heights

Artifact (9)

• 1x Arcane Signet
• 1x Archaeomancer's Map
• 1x Dolmen Gate
• 1x Lightning Greaves
• 1x Oketra's Monument
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Strionic Resonator
• 1x Swiftfoot Boots
• 1x Tome of Legends

Instant (6)

• 1x Generous Gift
• 1x Path to Exile
• 1x Stroke of Midnight
• 1x Swords to Plowshares
• 1x Teferi's Protection
• 1x Valorous Stance

Planeswalker (1)

• 1x Elspeth, Sun's Champion

Commanders (2)

Enchantment (7)

• 1x Cathars' Crusade
• 1x Chivalric Alliance
• 1x Flaming Fist
• 1x Ghostly Prison
• 1x Light from Within
• 1x Smothering Tithe
• 1x True Conviction

Sorcery (5)

• 1x Ascend from Avernus
• 1x Austere Command
• 1x Ondu Inversion  ^Flip
• 1x Ravnica at War
• 1x Sevinne's Reclamation

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Creature (13)

• 1x Aegis Angel
• 1x Cathar Commando
• 1x Deftblade Elite
• 1x Giver of Runes
• 1x Intrepid Hero
• 1x Loran of the Third Path
• 1x Loyal Warhound
• 1x Magus of the Disk
• 1x Mangara, the Diplomat
• 1x Rune-Tail, Kitsune Ascendant  ^Flip
• 1x Skyclave Apparition
• 1x Timeless Dragon
• 1x Windborn Muse

Instant (6)

• 1x Akroma's Will
• 1x Angel's Grace
• 1x Excise the Imperfect
• 1x Flawless Maneuver
• 1x Settle the Wreckage
• 1x Valorous Stance

Land (2)

• 1x Command Beacon
• 1x Wasteland

Enchantment (4)

• 1x Cathars' Crusade
• 1x Duelist's Heritage
• 1x Ghostly Prison
• 1x Legion's Landing  ^Flip

Artifact (2)

• 1x Arcane Signet
• 1x Archaeomancer's Map

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For when weenies need the peenie slap. If you need the peenie to be slappered in the weenie, then this deck shall weenie peenie beanie weenie meanie slap your friends in the mouth with the might of a twelve hundred inch weenie. IF you like that that is.

Date added	3 months
Last updated	3 months
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	6 - 0 Mythic Rares 40 - 0 Rares 20 - 0 Uncommons 12 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.37
Tokens	Elephant 3-3 G, Emblem Elspeth, Sun's Champion, Human 1/1 W, Illusion */* U, Knight 2/2 WU, Soldier 1/1 W, Treasure, Warrior 1/1 W w/ Vigilance
Based on	Ms. Viagra Turns White Weenies into BIG Weenies AceTrace EDH