Spite Club

Commander / EDH* Aristocrats Equip Indestructible Jank Multiplayer Sacrifice UB (Dimir) Value Engine Voltron

Life_autonomous

Creature (22)

• 1x Aura Thief
• 1x Blood Artist
• 1x Bloodflow Connoisseur
• 1x Carrion Feeder
• 1x Chasm Skulker
• 1x Doomed Dissenter
• 1x Endless Cockroaches
• 1x Falkenrath Noble
• 1x Kokusho, the Evening Star
• 1x Master of Death
• 1x Mulldrifter
• 1x Nadir Kraken
• 1x Pawn of Ulamog
• 1x Reassembling Skeleton
• 1x Reef Worm
• 1x Serrated Scorpion
• 1x Solemn Simulacrum
• 1x Syr Konrad, the Grim
• 1x Vindictive Vampire
• 1x Viscera Seer
• 1x Woe Strider
• 1x Zulaport Cutthroat

Instant (9)

• 1x Brainstorm
• 1x Counterspell
• 1x Deadly Dispute
• 1x Drown in the Loch
• 1x Go for the Throat
• 1x Murder
• 1x Negate
• 1x Reality Shift
• 1x Tragic Slip

Planeswalker (1)

• 1x Liliana, Dreadhorde General

Land (37)

• 1x Choked Estuary
• 1x Clearwater Pathway  ^Flip
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Darkslick Shores
• 1x Dimir Aqueduct
• 1x Drowned Catacomb
• 1x High Market
• 9x Island
• 1x Memorial to Folly
• 1x Morphic Pool
• 1x Polluted Delta
• 1x Reliquary Tower
• 1x Rogue's Passage
• 1x Shipwreck Marsh
• 1x Sunken Hollow
• 8x Swamp
• 1x Tainted Isle
• 1x Temple of the False God
• 1x Underground River
• 1x Underground Sea
• 1x Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth
• 1x Watery Grave

Enchantment (5)

• 1x Bastion of Remembrance
• 1x Black Market
• 1x Dictate of Erebos
• 1x Open the Graves
• 1x Polluted Bonds

Sorcery (4)

• 1x Mutilate
• 1x Ponder
• 1x Read the Bones
• 1x Sign in Blood

Commander (1)

Artifact (21)

• 1x Arcane Signet
• 1x Ashnod's Altar
• 1x Blackblade Reforged
• 1x Commander's Plate
• 1x Darksteel Ingot
• 1x Fireshrieker
• 1x Lightning Greaves
• 1x Mind Stone
• 1x Nim Deathmantle
• 1x Phyrexian Altar
• 1x Prowler's Helm
• 1x Quietus Spike
• 1x Skullclamp
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Swiftfoot Boots
• 1x Talisman of Dominance
• 1x Thought Vessel
• 1x Trailblazer's Boots
• 1x Vorpal Sword
• 1x Vorrac Battlehorns
• 1x Whispersilk Cloak

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Weirdo aristocrat/voltron prototype for Kels. It’s fun to play in group games and it is exciting when you can gear up Kels and get that commander damage in. Always looking for ideas and constructive criticism.

Date added	4 years
Last updated	4 years
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	3 - 0 Mythic Rares 33 - 0 Rares 31 - 0 Uncommons 16 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	2.73
Tokens	Eldrazi Spawn 0/1 C, Fish 3/3 U, Goat 0/1 W, Human Soldier 1/1 W, Kraken 9/9 U, Manifest 2/2 C, Squid 1/1 U, Tentacle 1/1 U, Treasure, Whale 6/6 U, Zombie 2/2 B