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Commander / EDH* Exile Theft WUB (Esper)

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Land (36)

• 1x Arcane Sanctum
• 1x Choked Estuary
• 1x Darkslick Shores
• 1x Hallowed Fountain
• 1x Idyllic Beachfront
• 8x Island
• 1x Isolated Chapel
• 1x Obscura Storefront
• 1x Orzhov Guildgate
• 5x Plains
• 1x Raffine's Tower
• 1x Seachrome Coast
• 1x Shipwreck Marsh
• 1x Submerged Boneyard
• 8x Swamp
• 1x Tranquil Cove
• 1x Waterfront District
• 1x Watery Grave

Artifact (12)

• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Arcane Signet
• 1x Azorius Signet
• 1x Blade of Selves
• 1x Dimir Signet
• 1x Fellwar Stone
• 1x Orzhov Signet
• 1x Thought Vessel
• 1x Azorius Cluestone
• 1x Chromatic Lantern
• 1x Dimir Cluestone
• 1x Orzhov Cluestone

Planeswalker (1)

• 1x Tasha, the Witch Queen

Instant (15)

• 1x Enlightened Tutor
• 1x Mystical Tutor
• 1x Pull from Eternity
• 1x Swords to Plowshares
• 1x Vampiric Tutor
• 1x Arcane Denial
• 1x Boomerang
• 1x Counterspell
• 1x Cyclonic Rift
• 1x Fracture
• 1x Mortify
• 1x Render Silent
• 1x Void Rend
• 1x Discombobulate
• 1x Desertion

Creature (14)

• 1x Dauthi Voidwalker
• 1x Grand Abolisher
• 1x Ornithopter of Paradise
• 1x Opposition Agent
• 1x Gonti, Lord of Luxury
• 1x Notion Thief
• 1x Solemn Simulacrum
• 1x Fallen Shinobi
• 1x Umbris, Fear Manifest
• 1x Roil Elemental
• 1x Elder Brain
• 1x Herald of Leshrac
• 1x Lord of the Void
• 1x Sphinx of the Second Sun

Commander (1)

Sorcery (14)

• 1x Demonic Tutor
• 1x Diabolic Intent
• 1x Mana Severance
• 1x Divination
• 1x Fabricate
• 1x Idyllic Tutor
• 1x Damnation
• 1x Diabolic Tutor
• 1x Selective Memory
• 1x Wrath of God
• 1x Bribery
• 1x Cleansing Nova
• 1x Farewell
• 1x Temporal Mastery

Enchantment (7)

• 1x Telepathy
• 1x Rest in Peace
• 1x Trade Routes
• 1x Propaganda
• 1x Treachery
• 1x Hive Mind
• 1x Curse of Unbinding

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Oh, do you have a win condition? I think I'll be taking that. Oh, were you going to search your deck? I think I'll search it instead. Oh, were you going to use your hand? I think I'll play it instead. Oh, were you...

The Idea

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The main point of the deck is to take other people's cards. No cloning, just straight up theft. Sen Triplets itself should pretty easily get the theme across. The other point is exiling a whole lot of stuff. Most of those theft cards like Lord of the Void exile a couple of cards, then you get to choose what you want from that small pile. There is also a win condition I built in with Opposition Agent + Hive Mind + Mana Severance + Selective Memory, where you exile everybody's decks (including your own, so make sure you won't be taking any extra forced draws later that round or turn!).

The Execution

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Step 1 - Mana Ramp?

How does one go about taking everybody's cards and fun? Well, it's simple, mana ramp. We got the cluestones and the signets, we got the Sol Ring, we even got the Chromatic Lantern and Fellwar Stone. Sometimes you can get pretty unlucky, but it usually works pretty well.

Step 2 - T H E F T

Then of course, you gotta have the things that take the cards. That's what Sen Triplets, Opposition Agent, Elder Brain, Tasha, the Witch Queen, and others are there for. Basically every creature in that deck either has a way of stealing player's cards or just exiles stuff.

Step 3 - Counterspell!!!

Problem: People do NOT like it when you take their stuff.
Solution: Don't let them get it back or stop you from taking their stuff.
Counterspell, Arcane Denial, Discombobulate even. We offer only the freshest denial here at AloofMcBloof Industries.

Have Fun!

Date added	4 days
Last updated	1 day
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	8 - 0 Mythic Rares 42 - 0 Rares 14 - 0 Uncommons 14 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.38
Tokens	Copy Clone, Demon 3-3 B