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Commander / EDH* Alt Win BR (Rakdos) Discard

Wittyinator

Land (36)

• 1x Blood Crypt
• 1x Bloodstained Mire
• 1x Bojuka Bog
• 1x Canyon Slough
• 1x Castle Locthwain
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Dragonskull Summit
• 1x Flamekin Village
• 1x Graven Cairns
• 1x Hanweir Battlements  ^Meld
• 1x Haunted Ridge
• 1x Luxury Suite
• 1x Malakir Rebirth  ^Flip
• 4x Mountain
• 1x Reflecting Pool
• 1x Rogue's Passage
• 1x Shizo, Death's Storehouse
• 1x Sulfurous Springs
• 10x Swamp
• 1x Takenuma, Abandoned Mire
• 1x Temple of Malice
• 1x The Black Gate
• 1x Valakut Awakening  ^Flip
• 1x War Room

ManaAcceleration (11)

• 1x Arcane Signet
• 1x Beamtown Beatstick
• 1x Coldsteel Heart
• 1x Commander's Sphere
• 1x Hithlain Rope
• 1x Mind Stone
• 1x Rakdos Signet
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Sonic Screwdriver
• 1x Staff of Compleation
• 1x Talisman of Indulgence

Removal (5)

• 1x Bedevil
• 1x Deadly Rollick
• 1x Dreadbore
• 1x Go for the Throat
• 1x Terminate

Misc (2)

• 1x Despotic Scepter
• 1x Staff of Compleation

Tutor (2)

• 1x Demonic Tutor
• 1x Gamble

ItsDangerousToGoAlone.TakeThis (21)

• 1x Abyssal Persecutor
• 1x Aggressive Mining
• 1x Akroan Horse
• 1x Archfiend of the Dross
• 1x Blood Funnel
• 1x Cinder Giant
• 1x Colfenor's Plans
• 1x Demonic Lore
• 1x Demonic Pact
• 1x Demonic Taskmaster
• 1x Endless Whispers
• 1x Experimental Frenzy
• 1x Forbidden Crypt
• 1x Grid Monitor
• 1x Hithlain Rope
• 1x Immortal Coil
• 1x Nefarious Lich
• 1x Oath of Lim-Dul
• 1x Plague Reaver
• 1x Steel Golem
• 1x Xantcha, Sleeper Agent

Draw (14)

• 1x Castle Locthwain
• 1x Commander's Sphere
• 1x Demonic Lore
• 1x Fateful Handoff
• 1x Geth's Grimoire
• 1x Hithlain Rope
• 1x Mind Stone
• 1x Phyrexian Arena
• 1x Read the Bones
• 1x Sign in Blood
• 1x Staff of Compleation
• 1x Valakut Awakening  ^Flip
• 1x War Room
• 1x Xantcha, Sleeper Agent

DiscardValue (3)

• 1x Geth's Grimoire
• 1x Tergrid, God of Fright  ^Flip
• 1x Waste Not

ExchangeControl (3)

• 1x Bazaar Trader
• 1x Fateful Handoff
• 1x Harmless Offering

Commander (1)

HelpBlimHit (15)

• 1x Beamtown Beatstick
• 1x Commander's Plate
• 1x Cursed Flesh
• 1x Dust Corona
• 1x Flamekin Village
• 1x Hanweir Battlements  ^Meld
• 1x Lightning Greaves
• 1x Rogue's Passage
• 1x Shizo, Death's Storehouse
• 1x Silver Shroud Costume
• 1x Sonic Screwdriver
• 1x Swiftfoot Boots
• 1x The Black Gate
• 1x Trailblazer's Boots
• 1x Whispersilk Cloak

ProtectBlim (9)

• 1x Commander's Plate
• 1x Feign Death
• 1x Kaya's Ghostform
• 1x Lightning Greaves
• 1x Malakir Rebirth  ^Flip
• 1x Not Dead After All
• 1x Silver Shroud Costume
• 1x Swiftfoot Boots
• 1x Undying Malice

ComboCards/WinCons (7)

• 1x Archfiend of the Dross
• 1x Demonic Pact
• 1x Fate Unraveler
• 1x Forbidden Crypt
• 1x Immortal Coil
• 1x Nefarious Lich
• 1x Vilis, Broker of Blood

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Other (28)

• 1x Asmodeus the Archfiend
• 1x Beamtown Beatstick
• 1x Bedlam
• 1x Blood Mist
• 1x Captive Audience
• 1x Confusion in the Ranks
• 1x Dauthi Embrace
• 1x Exquisite Blood
• 1x Fireshrieker
• 1x Goldnight Castigator
• 1x Karlach, Fury of Avernus
• 1x Lich's Mastery
• 1x Lizard Blades
• 1x Manifold Key
• 1x Minion's Return
• 1x Offer Immortality
• 1x Port Razer
• 1x Psychic Paper
• 1x Rust Elemental
• 1x Seize the Day
• 1x Spectacular Showdown
• 1x Supernatural Stamina
• 1x Suspicious Bookcase
• 1x Szat's Will
• 1x Tel-Jilad Stylus
• 1x Thieves' Auction
• 1x Wrenn's Resolve
• 1x Zariel, Archduke of Avernus

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Kind of a meme deck built around giving your opponents really awful permanents that can immediately shut down decks by preventing them from playing creatures, preventing draw, preventing non-creature spells, preventing the ability to play cards in their hand etc. Drain and strangle opponents with Blim, or just give them permanents that force them to outright lose the game.

Combos:

Nefarious lich + Telim'Tor's Edic/Despotic Scepter

Villis + Underworld Dreams

Date added	6 months
Last updated	3 weeks
Legality	This deck is not Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	3 - 0 Mythic Rares 49 - 0 Rares 19 - 0 Uncommons 14 - 0 Commons
Cards	99
Avg. CMC	2.77
Tokens	Soldier 1/1 W, Treasure, Wicked, Zombie 2/2 B