The Deck of Many Words

Commander / EDH Bracket 3 Jank Theme/Gimmick

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Land (39)

• 1x Azorius Chancery
• 1x Blast Zone
• 1x Boros Garrison
• 1x Dimir Aqueduct
• 3x Forest
• 1x Golgari Rot Farm
• 1x Gruul Turf
• 3x Island
• 1x Izzet Boilerworks
• 1x Land Cap
• 1x Mosswort Bridge
• 3x Mountain
• 1x Orzhov Basilica
• 1x Path of Ancestry
• 3x Plains
• 1x Rakdos Carnarium
• 1x Selesnya Sanctuary
• 1x Shelldock Isle
• 1x Simic Growth Chamber
• 1x Spinerock Knoll
• 3x Swamp
• 1x Terramorphic Expanse
• 1x Thawing Glaciers
• 1x Vivid Crag
• 1x Vivid Creek
• 1x Vivid Grove
• 1x Vivid Marsh
• 1x Vivid Meadow
• 1x Windbrisk Heights

Instant (3)

• 1x Demonic Consultation
• 1x Lim-Dul's Vault
• 1x Veil of Summer

Creature (25)

• 1x Akroma, Vision of Ixidor
• 1x Clockwork Steed
• 1x Combat Celebrant
• 1x Dauthi Voidwalker
• 1x Emrakul, the Promised End
• 1x Gaea's Liege
• 1x Giant Albatross
• 1x Giant Oyster
• 1x Goblin Artisans
• 1x Huntmaster of the Fells  ^Flip
• 1x Icatian Moneychanger
• 1x Iroas, God of Victory *list*
• 1x Jadzi, Oracle of Arcavios  ^Flip
• 1x Keeper of the Accord
• 1x Kozilek, the Great Distortion
• 1x Marble Priest
• 1x Nissa, Vastwood Seer  ^Flip
• 1x Priest of Yawgmoth
• 1x Rogue Skycaptain
• 1x Rootweaver Druid
• 1x Seraph
• 1x Spawnsire of Ulamog
• 1x Thassa's OracleGC
• 1x Vesuvan Doppelganger
• 1x Wall of Nets

Artifact (11)

• 1x Arcum's Whistle
• 1x Bolas's CitadelGC
• 1x Coalition Relic
• 1x Coveted Jewel
• 1x Gauntlets of Chaos
• 1x Ice Cauldron
• 1x Knowledge Pool
• 1x Omen Machine
• 1x Runesword
• 1x Strixhaven Stadium
• 1x Wand of Ith

Commander (1)

Enchantment (15)

• 1x Animate Dead
• 1x Beastmaster Ascension
• 1x Dance of the Dead
• 1x Eye of the Storm
• 1x Guardian Project
• 1x Necromancy
• 1x Oath of Druids
• 1x Oubliette
• 1x Out of Time
• 1x Share the Spoils
• 1x Smothering TitheGC
• 1x Song of Freyalise
• 1x Sunbird's Invocation
• 1x Takklemaggot
• 1x Zendikar Resurgent

Sorcery (4)

• 1x Bring to Light
• 1x The Great Aurora
• 1x Warp World
• 1x Wheel of Misfortune

Planeswalker (2)

• 1x Garruk Relentless  ^Flip
• 1x Jace, Wielder of Mysteries

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Maybeboard

Enchantment (3)

• 1x Chains of Mephistopheles
• 1x Lich
• 1x Raging River

Instant (1)

• 1x Word of Command

Creature (2)

• 1x Guardian Beast
• 1x Preacher

Artifact (2)

• 1x Illusionary Mask
• 1x Tawnos's Coffin

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I went into this deck with one goal in mind: "Every Card must have 40+ words of text in its text box." After searching through a lot of cards, I have put together a list that should work together.

The deck has a chaos subtheme, mostly because those cards have a lot of text on them, it is not the main goal of the deck to be chaotic. Currently, the main Win-Con is Demonic Consultation and Thassa's OracleGC. However, I'm sure you could win with combat damage if you decide to build the deck out.

The main point of the deck is a meme. I wanted to put this out and have my opponents just look at a wall of text when they see my board state. I don't expect to win often, if ever.

If you look in the maybeboard, there's several cards with more text than some of the cards I'm using, however for the sake of my wallet I've left them out.

Top Ranked	Achieved #2 position overall 2 months ago Achieved #1 position in Commander / EDH Jank 2 months ago Achieved #1 position in Commander / EDH Theme/Gimmick 2 months ago
Date added	5 years
Last updated	2 months
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	11 - 0 Mythic Rares 40 - 0 Rares 28 - 0 Uncommons 6 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	4.30
Tokens	Ashaya, the Awoken World, Eldrazi Spawn 0/1 C, Human 2/2 G, Soldier 1/1 W, Treasure, Warrior 1/1 W, Wolf 1/1 B, Wolf 2/2 G
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