PROBABLY THE MOST ANNOYING EDH DECK EVER

Commander / EDH* Cruel Control Five Color

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Creature (14)

• 1x Bloom Tender
• 1x Child of Alara
• 1x Coiling Oracle
• 1x Cromat
• 1x Elesh Norn, Grand Cenobite
• 1x Etched Monstrosity
• 1x Etched Oracle
• 1x Maelstrom Wanderer
• 1x Noble Hierarch
• 1x Oracle of Mul Daya
• 1x Solemn Simulacrum
• 1x Wood Elves
• 1x Wurmcoil Engine
• 1x Yavimaya Elder

Planeswalker (2)

• 1x Jace, the Mind Sculptor
• 1x Karn Liberated

Land (40)

• 1x Badlands
• 1x Bayou
• 1x Bojuka Bog
• 1x City of Brass
• 1x Flooded Strand
• 6x Forest
• 1x Gavony Township
• 1x Gemstone Mine
• 4x Island
• 1x Kor Haven
• 1x Mana Confluence
• 1x Maze of Ith
• 1x Mikokoro, Center of the Sea
• 2x Plains
• 1x Plateau
• 1x Polluted Delta
• 1x Reflecting Pool
• 1x Reliquary Tower
• 1x Savannah
• 1x Scrubland
• 1x Shimmering Grotto
• 1x Sunhome, Fortress of the Legion
• 1x Taiga
• 1x The Tabernacle at Pendrell ValeGC
• 1x Tropical Island
• 1x Tundra
• 1x Underground Sea
• 1x Volcanic Island
• 1x Volrath's Stronghold
• 1x Windswept Heath
• 1x Wooded Foothills

Enchantment (2)

• 1x Mana Reflection
• 1x Mirari's Wake

Artifact (5)

• 1x Chromatic Lantern
• 1x Darksteel Ingot
• 1x Door to Nothingness
• 1x Legacy Weapon
• 1x Sensei's Divining Top

Instant (9)

• 1x Arcane Denial
• 1x Chaos Warp
• 1x Counterspell
• 1x Crop RotationGC
• 1x Desertion
• 1x Dismiss
• 1x Mana Drain
• 1x Spell Crumple
• 1x Vampiric TutorGC

Sorcery (26)

• 1x Akroma's Vengeance
• 1x Allied Strategies
• 1x Armageddon
• 1x Channel the Suns
• 1x Conflux
• 1x Cruel Ultimatum
• 1x Cultivate
• 1x Decree of Pain
• 1x Demonic TutorGC
• 1x Devastation
• 1x Divine Reckoning
• 1x Fathom Trawl
• 1x Final Judgment
• 1x Increasing Ambition
• 1x Jokulhaups
• 1x Kodama's Reach
• 1x Last Stand
• 1x Martial Coup
• 1x Overwhelming Forces
• 1x Phyrexian Rebirth
• 1x Reap and Sow
• 1x Reverse the Sands
• 1x Skyshroud Claim
• 1x Time Spiral
• 1x Wheel of Fortune
• 1x Wrath of God

Commander (1)

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Ugh, Progenitus??? Why?!?!?!?!?

This isn't your run-of-the-mill EDH Deck. It's full of annoying board wipes, annoying counterspells, and annoying.....other things.

What Makes This Deck So Fun?

It's fun because it shows how annoying EDH can be. By the end of the game, if someone doesn't flip the table, you're playing the deck wrong. You've got your Ultimatum. You've got your Bloom Tender giving you one mana of each color with your general out. You've got your Jace and Karn. You've got your counterspells and board wipes. So what are you waiting for? Get out there and get some tables flipped.

Date added	10 years
Last updated	5 years
Legality	This deck is not Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	13 - 0 Mythic Rares 54 - 0 Rares 10 - 0 Uncommons 10 - 0 Commons
Cards	99
Avg. CMC	4.43
Tokens	Phyrexian Horror X/X C, Saproling 1/1 G, Soldier 1/1 W, Wurm 3/3 C w/ Deathtouch, Wurm 3/3 C w/ Lifelink
Folders	maybes, Want to build/but too much, Progenitus, The Annoying