THE FIRST RULE OF GOAD CLUB - Forced Combat

Commander / EDH Aggro Competitive Control Goad Group Slug Primer RGW (Naya)

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Creature (50)

• 1x Avacyn's Pilgrim
• 1x Birds of Paradise
• 1x Delighted Halfling
• 1x Esper Sentinel
• 1x Giver of Runes
• 1x Mother of Runes
• 1x Ragavan, Nimble Pilferer
• 1x Rotisserie Elemental
• 1x Serra Ascendant
• 1x Soltari Foot Soldier
• 1x Beloved Chaplain
• 1x Biophagus
• 1x Dockside Extortionist
• 1x Drannith MagistrateGC
• 1x Dryad Sophisticate
• 1x Frodo Baggins
• 1x Grenzo, Havoc Raiser
• 1x Mawloc
• 1x Outland Liberator  ^Flip
• 1x Phyrexian Revoker
• 1x Selfless Spirit
• 1x Soltari Trooper
• 1x Yellow Scarves Cavalry
• 1x Aven Mindcensor
• 1x Bothersome Quasit
• 1x Guardian Augmenter
• 1x Laelia, the Blade Reforged
• 1x Mirri, Weatherlight Duelist
• 1x Ohran Viper
• 1x Professional Face-Breaker
• 1x Skyhunter Strike Force
• 1x Soltari Champion
• 1x Soltari Visionary
• 1x Thalia, Heretic Cathar
• 1x Battle Angels of Tyr
• 1x Bright-Palm, Soul Awakener
• 1x Doomskar Warrior
• 1x Frontier Warmonger
• 1x Jetmir, Nexus of Revels
• 1x Seasoned Dungeoneer
• 1x Shalai, Voice of Plenty
• 1x Tadeas, Juniper Ascendant
• 1x Toski, Bearer of Secrets
• 1x Vengeful Ancestor
• 1x Adriana, Captain of the Guard
• 1x Arahbo, Roar of the World
• 1x Gahiji, Honored One
• 1x Karlach, Fury of Avernus
• 1x Ohran Frostfang
• 1x Urabrask the Hidden

Land (33)

• 1x Ancient TombGC
• 1x Arid Mesa
• 1x Battlefield Forge
• 1x Boseiju, Who Endures
• 1x Bountiful Promenade
• 1x Brushland
• 1x City of Brass
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Dryad Arbor
• 1x Eiganjo, Seat of the Empire
• 2x Forest
• 1x Gaea's CradleGC
• 1x Gemstone Caverns
• 1x Karplusan Forest
• 1x Mana Confluence
• 2x Mountain
• 2x Plains
• 1x Plateau
• 1x Plaza of Heroes
• 1x Prismatic Vista
• 1x Sacred Foundry
• 1x Savannah
• 1x Sokenzan, Crucible of Defiance
• 1x Spectator Seating
• 1x Spire Garden
• 1x Stomping Ground
• 1x Taiga
• 1x Temple Garden
• 1x Windswept Heath
• 1x Wooded Foothills

Commander (1)

Instant (9)

• 1x Boros Charm
• 1x Everybody Lives!
• 1x Heroic Intervention
• 1x Tibalt's Trickery
• 1x Beast Within
• 1x Chaos Warp
• 1x Deflecting SwatGC
• 1x Flawless Maneuver
• 1x Generous Gift

Artifact (5)

• 1x Chrome MoxGC
• 1x Lotus Petal
• 1x Mana Crypt
• 1x Mox DiamondGC
• 1x Sol Ring

Enchantment (1)

• 1x Deafening Silence

Sorcery (1)

• 1x Green Sun's Zenith

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Artifact (1)

• 1x Arcane Signet

Instant (1)

• 1x Tyvar's Stand

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Welcome to Goad Club

Do you like jacked up shirtless bengal tigers? Do you like turning creatures sideway and hate thinking about leaving blockers up? Doesn't it bother you when your pussy opponents won't swing their creatures?

Well my Boi Marisi, Breaker of the Coil is one very jacked bengal tiger and very good at convincing degenerates to fight each other.

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The Build Goal

This build focuses on attack evasion, group slug and goad to speed up games and force opponents into combat. The lower CMC works in mid-range and can work in cEDH because we can use our opponents creatures and battle cruiser decks against the rest of the table and snowball damage every turn. In higher power tables, turning their combo pieces sideways into blockers or simply leaving them open for repeated unblockable damage adds up fast.

We don't run one time use extra combats or goad spells because unblockable permanents are going to let us goad repeatedly.

Deck is running few hatebears, stax or pillowfort because this deck is meant to come out swinging and leaving our opponents open for damage via goad and nothing else. We have to run good interaction and group slug instead of stax since we can't take advantage of rule of law effects like a Winota can.

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Key Tips

Be careful killing someone too fast or you'll lose access to their creatures via goading and you don't want to end up in a situation where you're goading a bigger board into yourself. If you remove 2/3 players, the last one better be tapped out when you're ready to finish them or hope they don't have more power on board than you. Miri, Weatherlight Duelist helps with that, though.

Play your instant speed removal in combat if possible since Marisi will stop opponents from countering!

You don't need to cast Marisi, Breaker of the Coil ASAP, if another similar creature could be cast before him that would allow you to goad on the turn following (casting Marisi the turn later) then do that. We need our commander mostly for his ability rather than his body.

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Cards Notes

• Ghostly Prison & Propaganda shut down our goad (you can't goad someone into a player with one of these out). You need to run enchantment removal for this reason alone. If you run into a pod with combat stax, you're going to have a hard time.

• Battle Angles of Tyr copies get through Ghostly Prison & Propaganda without paying.

• Bedlam online with Tahngarth, First Mate turns games into a blood bath.

• Make deals with Forbidden Orchard; ask your opponents to promise to swing with them.

• When you trigger Marisi's goad, if you don't need the mana for another phase, tap your Forbidden Orchard to stack a spirit onto a player's board who's about the be goaded, and then the spirit will become goaded with Marisi's trigger. (Same timing can be done with Beast Within & Generous Gift)

• Seasoned Dungeoneer works on Marisi and several other creatures in the deck and the Dungeon: Undercity is added value each turn.

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Card Categories

Card Advancement (11x): Esper Sentinel, Ohran Viper, Toski, Bearer of Secrets, Ohran Frostfang, Laelia, the Blade Reforged, Tadeas, Juniper Ascendant, Battle Angels of Tyr, Seasoned Dungeoneer, Grenzo, Havoc Raiser, Ragavan, Nimble Pilferer, Professional Face-Breaker

{X} Spells/Mana Sinks (5x): , Pest Infestation, Green Sun's Zenith, Shalai, Voice of Plenty, Arahbo, Roar of the World, Mawloc

Removal (12x): Swords to Plowshares, Lightning Bolt, Generous Gift, Beast Within, Chaos Warp, Kenrith's Transformation, Outland Liberator  , Phyrexian Revoker, Pest Infestation, Boseiju, Who Endures, Eiganjo, Seat of the Empire, Mawloc

Stax (6x): Drannith Magistrate, Frenzied Trapbreaker  , Thalia, Heretic Cathar, Sanctifier en-Vec, Deafening Silence, Soltari Visionary

Ramp (14x): Avacyn's Pilgram, Birds of Paradise, Ragavan, Nimble Pilferer, Biophagus, Dockside Extortionist, Professional Face-Breaker, Chrome Mox, Mox Diamond, Sol Ring, Mana Crypt, Wild Growth, Green Sun's Zenith, Gaea's Cradle, Ancient Tomb

Protection (9x): Selfless Spirit, Mother of Runes, Giver of Runes, Shalai, Voice of Plenty, Guardian Augmenter, Deflecting Swat, Boros Charm, Flawless Maneuver, Plaza of Heroes

Unblockable/Goad Enabling (x12): Mother of Runes, Giver of Runes, Soltari Foot Soldier, Soltari Trooper, Beloved Chaplain, Dryad Sophisticate, Yellow Scarves Cavalry, Soltari Champion, Soltari Visionary, Vengeful Ancestor, Seasoned Dungeoneer, Tadeas, Juniper Ascendant

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Top Ranked	Achieved #11 position overall 3 years ago Achieved #7 position in Commander / EDH 3 years ago Achieved #1 position in Commander / EDH Aggro 3 years ago Achieved #1 position in Commander / EDH Control 3 years ago
Date added	4 years
Last updated	1 year
Legality	This deck is not Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	14 - 0 Mythic Rares 65 - 0 Rares 9 - 0 Uncommons 6 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	2.52
Tokens	Beast 3/3 G, Copy Clone, Day, Dungeon: Undercity, Elephant 3-3 G, Night, Skeleton 4/1 B, Spirit 1/1 C, The Initiative, The Ring, The Ring Tempts You, Treasure
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