Teysa Has No Time For Your Crap

Commander / EDH WB (Orzhov)

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Instant (6)

• 1x Beckon Apparition
• 1x Cauldron Haze
• 1x Enlightened Tutor
• 1x Midnight Haunting
• 1x Mortify
• 1x Shred Memory

Sorcery (12)

• 1x Beseech the Queen
• 1x Brainspoil
• 1x Damnation
• 1x Day of Judgment
• 1x Death Grasp
• 1x Demonic Collusion
• 1x Diabolic Tutor
• 1x Dimir Machinations
• 1x Lingering Souls
• 1x Merciless Eviction
• 1x Spectral Procession
• 1x Wrath of God

Enchantment (9)

• 1x Bitterblossom
• 1x Dark Prophecy
• 1x Darkest Hour
• 1x Exquisite Blood
• 1x Grave Betrayal
• 1x Grave Pact
• 1x Martyr's Bond
• 1x Necropotence
• 1x Sanguine Bond

Artifact (9)

• 1x Altar of Dementia
• 1x Ashnod's Altar
• 1x Caged Sun
• 1x Conjurer's Closet
• 1x Lightning Greaves
• 1x Mask of Avacyn
• 1x Phyrexian Altar
• 1x Swiftfoot Boots
• 1x Whip of Erebos

Planeswalker (2)

• 1x Elspeth, Knight-Errant
• 1x Sorin, Lord of Innistrad

Creature (24)

• 1x Abhorrent Overlord
• 1x Athreos, God of Passage
• 1x Blood Artist
• 1x Burnished Hart
• 1x Deathbringer Liege
• 1x Deathgreeter
• 1x Divinity of Pride
• 1x Doomed Traveler
• 1x Erebos, God of the Dead
• 1x Fallen Angel
• 1x Felidar Sovereign
• 1x Geist-Honored Monk
• 1x Ghoulcaller Gisa
• 1x Grand Abolisher
• 1x Grave Titan
• 1x Mausoleum Guard
• 1x Serra Ascendant
• 1x Sun Titan
• 1x Suture Priest
• 1x Teysa, Envoy of Ghosts
• 1x Tragic Poet
• 1x Twilight Drover
• 1x Vampire Nighthawk
• 1x Vish Kal, Blood Arbiter

Land (37)

• 1x Cabal Coffers
• 1x Caves of Koilos
• 1x Godless Shrine
• 1x Isolated Chapel
• 1x Marsh Flats
• 1x Nykthos, Shrine to Nyx
• 14x Plains
• 1x Reliquary Tower
• 14x Swamp
• 1x Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth
• 1x Vault of the Archangel

Commander (1)

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Sorcery (2)

• 1x Diabolic Intent
• 1x Idyllic Tutor

Enchantment (1)

• 1x Breeding Pit

Creature (3)

• 1x Academy Rector
• 1x Endrek Sahr, Master Breeder
• 1x Mentor of the Meek

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The combos:

Teysa + Darkest Hour + Altar of Dementia = Infinite mill

Teysa + Darkest Hour + Any creature + Altar of Phyrexia or Ashnod's Altar = Infinite mana

Teysa + Darkest Hour + Any creature + Sac Outlet + Blood Artist = Infinite damage and infinite life

Teysa + Darkest Hour + Sac Outlet + Deathgreeter, Soul's Attendant, or Suture Priest = Infinite Life

Teysa + Darkest Hour + Any creature + Sac Outlet + Fallen Angel = Infinitely big angel

Teysa + Darkest Hour + Any creature + Dark Prophecy = Draw as many cards as you want

Teysa + Darkest Hour + Sac Outlet + Any token + Twilight Drover = Infinitely big Drover and potentially infinite tokens

Teysa + Any black creature + Sac Outlet + Grave Pact = Creature wipe

Teysa + Any black creature + Sac Outlet + Martyr's Bond = Creature wipe

Exquisite Bond + Sanguine Bond = Obvious

The synergy:

Teysa + Teysa, Envoy of Ghosts = Attack deterrent

Teysa + Gisa = Channel white tokens/other creatures into black tokens. These two are best buds.

Geist-Honored Monk, Grave Titan, and any spirit producer in the deck is a cheap way to get tokens, sometimes upon a creature's death. Obviously these tokens can also be used for Teysa's first ability to control the board in terms of creatures until you can combo.

The reason there aren't too many black token producers in this deck is simply because they are not very efficient, apart from Bitterblossom, Grave Titan, and Gisa. It seems easier to use Teysa's first ability to control the board before painting the tokens black (Darkest Hour, Gisa) than making only black tokens very slowly with inefficient black sources. That being said, I am considering Breeding Pit and Endrek Sahr, Master Breeder.

Date added	9 years
Last updated	9 years
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	12 - 0 Mythic Rares 36 - 0 Rares 17 - 0 Uncommons 7 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.71
Tokens	Emblem Elspeth, Knight-Errant, Emblem Sorin, Lord of Innistrad, Faerie Rogue 1/1 B, Harpy 1/1 B, Soldier 1/1 W, Spirit 1/1 W, Spirit 1/1 WB, Vampire 1/1 B w/ Lifelink, Zombie 2/2 B