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Numot, the Rules Devastator

Commander / EDH Casual Group Slug Pillow Fort RUW (Jeskai, America)

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Enchantment (28)

Instant (2)

Land (38)

Sorcery (7)

Commander (1)

Commander: Numot, the Devastator

Creature (12)

Artifact (12)

I have designed this deck to break the game of Magic: the Gathering. This is a Chaos Deck with elements of Group Slug, and Pillowfort. The main objective is to cast cards like Goblin Game, Zur's Weirding, Shared Fate, Psychic Battle, Confusion in the Ranks, Conjured Currency, and Scrambleverse to cause complete chaos on the field. Disruption in the form of cards like Mindlock Orb, Stasis, Ixidron, Rest in Peace, Stony Silence, Price of Glory, War's Toll, Grip of Chaos, AEther Flash, Overburden, and Mana Maze allow us to lock down and also further complicate the board. We're also running cards like Manabarbs and Frozen AEther that simply punish our opponents for trying to play Magic. The rest of the deck is filled out with Pillowfort staples, board wipes, draw, and ramp. The end result is a deck that will have your playgroup laughing, or shaking their heads in confusion, as the game ceases to any longer even resemble Magic.

Untap, Upkeep, Gain Control of an enchantment, Donate a creature, Skip Draw, exile a card off another player's deck, tap lands and take damage to cast something, your creatures are face down 2/2's, only one creature can attack each turn, you can't cast more than one spell a turn, Pass the Turn, tapping lands for mana on opponents turns destroys them, regret ever sitting down.

Your opponents better hope they have mass removal for enchantments, or things are going to get out of hand quickly. Yes, Narset would be a better commander for this deck, but keeping in spirit with this being a strange deck, I wanted a strange Commander. You could promote Narset, and free up a card slot, but be prepared for the hate she incurs. There are also several nonbos in the deck. Be aware that AEther Flash will kill some of our creatures, too. It doesn't matter, we don't care about asymmetrical effects. We want to break the rules entirely. Punish our opponents for trying to draw cards, tap lands, and play spells. There is no win condition. There is only chaos.

Side Note: if you bring this deck out against people you don't know, like at a con or LGS, please let them know it contains cards like Scrambleverse and Conjured Currency. Some people do not feel comfortable letting others control their $300 Legacy staple lands.

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