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Commander / EDH UBR (Grixis)

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Instant (5)

• 1x Crosis's Charm
• 1x Cyclonic Rift
• 1x Grixis Charm
• 1x Spell Crumple
• 1x Wheel and Deal

Sorcery (10)

• 1x Decree of Pain
• 1x In Garruk's Wake
• 1x Incendiary Command
• 1x Minds Aglow
• 1x Molten Psyche
• 1x Plague Wind
• 1x Reforge the Soul
• 1x Time Reversal
• 1x Wheel of Fortune
• 1x Winds of Change

Enchantment (18)

• 1x Bloodchief Ascension
• 1x Breathstealer's Crypt
• 1x Dictate of Kruphix
• 1x Dissipation Field
• 1x Forced Fruition
• 1x Leyline of Anticipation
• 1x Liliana's Caress
• 1x Meishin, the Mind Cage
• 1x No Mercy
• 1x Painful Quandary
• 1x Phyrexian Arena
• 1x Phyrexian Tyranny
• 1x Price of Knowledge
• 1x Rain of Gore
• 1x Spiteful Visions
• 1x Underworld Dreams
• 1x Vicious Shadows
• 1x War Tax

Artifact (15)

• 1x Darksteel Ingot
• 1x Dimir Signet
• 1x Elixir of Immortality
• 1x Font of Mythos
• 1x Ivory Tower
• 1x Izzet Signet
• 1x Lightning Greaves
• 1x Memory Jar
• 1x Rakdos Signet
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Spectral Searchlight
• 1x Spellbook
• 1x Tormod's Crypt
• 1x Vedalken Orrery
• 1x Venser's Journal

Planeswalker (2)

• 1x Liliana Vess
• 1x Nicol Bolas, Planeswalker

Creature (12)

• 1x Chasm Skulker
• 1x Dragon Mage
• 1x Dreamscape Artist
• 1x Fate Unraveler
• 1x Jace's Archivist
• 1x Kederekt Parasite
• 1x Master of the Feast
• 1x Nin, the Pain Artist
• 1x Niv-Mizzet, the Firemind
• 1x Obstinate Familiar
• 1x Psychosis Crawler
• 1x Seizan, Perverter of Truth

Land (37)

• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Crumbling Necropolis
• 1x Dimir Aqueduct
• 1x Dimir Guildgate
• 8x Island
• 1x Izzet Boilerworks
• 1x Izzet Guildgate
• 1x Kher Keep
• 8x Mountain
• 1x Rakdos Carnarium
• 1x Rakdos Guildgate
• 1x Reliquary Tower
• 1x Riptide Laboratory
• 8x Swamp
• 1x Unholy Grotto
• 1x Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth

Commander (1)

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This deck is just plain ol' butthurt and has so far been one of the grossest commander decks that I've built. It of course focuses around card drawing but it also relies heavily on enchantments that keep you safe from attackers; which I'm sure you'll be getting a lot of.

Date added	9 years
Last updated	9 years
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	3 - 0 Mythic Rares 46 - 0 Rares 19 - 0 Uncommons 8 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.67
Tokens	Kobolds of Kher Keep 0/1 R, Squid 1/1 U
Folders	EDH Decks