Kresh Bullshittery

Commander / EDH BRG (Jund) Casual Counters Jank

Br0kenSkies

Land (35)

• 1x Blighted Woodland
• 1x Blood Crypt
• 1x Bloodstained Mire
• 1x Command Tower
• 5x Forest
• 1x Geier Reach Sanitarium
• 1x Gemstone Caverns
• 1x Jund Panorama
• 1x Karplusan Forest
• 1x Llanowar Wastes
• 1x Maze of Ith
• 4x Mountain
• 1x Mountain Valley
• 1x Overgrown Tomb
• 1x Reliquary Tower
• 1x Rocky Tar Pit
• 1x Savage Lands
• 1x Stomping Ground
• 1x Sulfurous Springs
• 4x Swamp
• 1x Temple of Abandon
• 1x Temple of Malady
• 1x Temple of Malice
• 1x Temple of the False God
• 1x Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth

Artifact (10)

• 1x Darksteel Plate
• 1x Expedition Map
• 1x Golgari Signet
• 1x Gruul Signet
• 1x Lightning Greaves
• 1x Obelisk of Jund
• 1x Rakdos Signet
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Swiftfoot Boots
• 1x Whip of Erebos

Creature (22)

• 1x Aetherborn Marauder
• 1x Avenger of Zendikar
• 1x Bane of Progress
• 1x Corpsejack Menace
• 1x Cruel Sadist
• 1x Cryptborn Horror
• 1x Deathbringer Thoctar
• 1x Desecration Demon
• 1x Falkenrath Marauders
• 1x Fleshbag Marauder
• 1x Gladehart Cavalry
• 1x Hamletback Goliath
• 1x Nessian Demolok
• 1x Primeval Protector
• 1x Reyhan, Last of the Abzan
• 1x Ridgescale Tusker
• 1x Sheoldred, Whispering One
• 1x Spike Cannibal
• 1x Spiritmonger
• 1x Thief of Blood
• 1x Walking Ballista
• 1x Winding Constrictor

Enchantment (10)

• 1x Death's Presence
• 1x Defense of the Heart
• 1x Doubling Season
• 1x Durable Handicraft
• 1x Eternal Thirst
• 1x Fires of Yavimaya
• 1x Hardened Scales
• 1x Primal Vigor
• 1x Retribution of the Ancients
• 1x Sadistic Glee

Planeswalker (1)

• 1x Chandra, Flamecaller

Commander (1)

Sorcery (15)

• 1x Capital Punishment
• 1x Demonic Tutor
• 1x Diabolic Tutor
• 1x Do or Die
• 1x Dreadbore
• 1x Flame Wave
• 1x Grim Tutor
• 1x Hex
• 1x In Garruk's Wake
• 1x Lavalanche
• 1x Pyroclasm
• 1x Rolling Earthquake
• 1x Savage Twister
• 1x Skyshroud Claim
• 1x Tempt with Discovery

Instant (6)

• 1x Curtains' Call
• 1x Inspiring Call
• 1x Lifecrafter's Gift
• 1x Perilous Predicament
• 1x Vampiric Tutor
• 1x Worldly Tutor

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I threw this deck together in about an hour and further refined it later, but this is the most disgusting deck I've made in a long while. Essentially the goal is to keep Kresh alive and in play along with a doubling effect, make Kresh huge, and then if you can't kill with Kresh alone, Aetherborn Marauder, Thief of Blood, and Spike Cannibal are your backup win cons. Aetherborn Marauder is absolutely busted in this deck because not only does it move counters off of Kresh or any of your other fatties, those counters are then doubled by any doubling effects you have in play. A flying, lifelinking 98/98 Aetherborn Marauder has saved me from death on some occasions.

Constructive criticism and feedback is much appreciated, and I did make this deck with budget in mind while not cutting away too much value.

Date added	7 years
Last updated	7 years
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	7 - 0 Mythic Rares 42 - 0 Rares 27 - 0 Uncommons 11 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.75
Tokens	Elemental 3/1 R, Plant 0/1 G