slang titles for creatures

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Posted on Dec. 30, 2012, 6:51 a.m. by atreyujames

I was playing edh with some friends last night and one guy was playing a Sharuum the Hegemon deck and kept calling her shroom the high-man. We all thought this was funny and started talking about nicknames we have for random creatures. some ones I use are; sonny boy for Sun Titan , the shiny white dragon for Serra Ascendant , killer mime for Royal Assassin , hungry man for Vorinclex, Voice of Hunger , and MoMo for Momir Vig, Simic Visionary

what im really asking here, is what kind of nicknames do you give some creatures?

Jimhawk says... #2

I usually call Elesh Norn, Grand Cenobite Lady Gaga.

December 30, 2012 9:38 a.m.

allegor says... #3

I usually call Stromkirk Noble Noobie (it just fits sometimes xD)

December 30, 2012 9:52 a.m.

pookypuppy6 says... #4

Well I have a weird tendency for calling Molder Beast Henry (don't ask) and germ tokens after various diseases (typhoid, salmonella, etc). I also call Wall of Denial fatass and shortcut cards with Liliana in their name (like card:Liliana's Caress) to Lily. Except Liliana Vess herself, whom I call Liliana Bitch.

I may as well also mention that I associate cards with particular voices. I.e: Whenever I cast Thunderheads , I cast it by saying its name in a gruff, bellowing voice "THHUNDERHEEAADDS!!!"

December 30, 2012 10:37 a.m.

2austin5 says... #5

Prime time for Primeval Titan is one a lot of people use. Ive also heard penis worm for Armada Wurm used at FNM one time.

December 30, 2012 10:40 a.m.

Roborapter says... #6

there's a lot of well known ones like dark confidant= bobmother of runes= momprodigal sorcerer= timoblivion ring= O ringisolated chapel= iso chapssolemn simulacrum= sad robotkozilek butcher of truth= cozytectonic edge= tech edgeSkitheryx,the Blight Dragon = skittles.

there's also slang for equipments or enchantments i've heard called "pants"also things like "cantrips" are cards that have an effect but also draw you a card

December 30, 2012 11:30 a.m.

hunter9000 says... #7

December 30, 2012 12:42 p.m.

DocLawless says... #8

Prodigal Sorcerer was always called Tim (ala Monty Python... I see Roboraptor mentioned him, now that I'm actually looking). He inspired a bunch of other nicknames for cards that can damage something on command. Rod of Ruin was Tim on a Stick, Pirate Ship was Tim on a Boat...

Hypnotic Specter we called the Hippie Specter.

December 30, 2012 1:06 p.m.

DocLawless says... #9

Oh, and any 2/2 green creature for 2 mana used to be called a Bear, but I don't know if that's still a thing.

December 30, 2012 1:09 p.m.

The_Darkhorse says... #10

Shimian Specter is called Chimney Inspector at my local shop.

December 30, 2012 1:11 p.m.

Roborapter says... #11

@DocLawless: yeah that is still a thing. and usually people will compare a grizzly bear's power to others like "a giant spider can survive a grizzly bear attack"

December 30, 2012 1:19 p.m.

DaCeltics says... #12

Snapcaster Mage =Snappy

December 30, 2012 1:21 p.m.

pookypuppy6 says... #13

I should get round to calling Guul Draz Specter "Raaz Al Guul Specter", after the villain in Batman Begins played by Liam Neeson.

December 30, 2012 1:26 p.m.

GriffinRider says... #14

Vampire Nighthawk = Batman.

Shimian Specter = Shimmy Inspector.

December 30, 2012 5:30 p.m.

hollandboys says... #15

Geist of long shaft (Geist of Saint Traft ), fingering holes (Lingering Souls ), mana poon (Mana Bloom ), the list goes on for me and my buddy

December 30, 2012 5:33 p.m.

SwiftDeath says... #16

my playgroup calls Master of Etherium "baby eater" and cantrips are referred to any card that adds a card to your hand. examples are Ponder , Preordain , Think Twice , Azorius Charm , Thought Scour and others are all considered cantrips although most people only refer to the one cost spells as true cantrips because it is a one for one.

another way people say primeval titan = "prime evil titan"

in edh Fleshbag Marauder is know as "douchebag marauder"

Baneslayer Angel = "Bankslayer angel" because of its high price when it was first printed.

Psychatog = "Doctor teeth" he also looks kind of like Randal from monsters INC.

Uktabi Orangutan = "sex monkey"

Shadowmage Infiltrator = "finkle"

Phyrexian Plaguelord = "the raak"

Gorilla Shaman = "mox monkey"

Morphling = "superman"

December 30, 2012 5:41 p.m.

Chubbub says... #17

Thragtusk =Swagtusk

December 30, 2012 7:49 p.m.

GriffinRider says... #18

December 30, 2012 8 p.m.

ive always called huntmaster of the fells Cuntmaster and a lot of people do it at my locals now.

December 30, 2012 8:08 p.m.

I use to call Runeclaw Bear Henry when I started playing magic.

December 30, 2012 8:12 p.m.

Roborapter says... #21

baneslayer is also known as walletslayer along with bankslayer

December 30, 2012 9:27 p.m.

SwiftDeath says... #22

Kokusho, the Evening Star is also known as "cocopuffs"

December 31, 2012 12:54 a.m.

MisterRoach says... #23

December 31, 2012 5:01 a.m.

ravengamer93 says... #24

I call Koth of the Hammer Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson.

January 11, 2013 10:05 p.m.

Octrate says... #25

My play group calls Vorinclex, Voice of Hunger = "Megatron," Krenko, Mob Boss = "Boss Ko," and Wasteland Viper = "wasted viper." I also think we call Arcanis the Omnipotent just "Arc."

January 30, 2013 4:08 p.m.

4649matt says... #26

Hellraiser Goblin is being called the Kool-Aid goblin already.
OH YEAH!

January 30, 2013 4:59 p.m.

Darkroot says... #27

Skithiryx, the Blight Dragon is "Skittles, the Dragon Who Never Shows Up", due to the local Infect player being incapable of drawing him.

Bird Token is called Dave. It just is.

February 21, 2013 7:16 a.m.

acbooster says... #28

Wew Homestuck references!

My group calls Emrakul, the Aeons Torn "Emmy", Kozilek, Butcher of Truth "Kaz", and Ulamog, the Infinite Gyre "Ulira". I have no idea for that last one why we do it, we just do.

Oh yeah, and all zombie tokens are Zambees.

February 21, 2013 8:11 a.m.

Charlie_R says... #29

Jace the almighty wallet sculpter caused great laughs during worldwake FNMs.

February 22, 2013 2:18 a.m.

Obzedat, Ghost Council I have dubbed Obzy Osbourne

February 22, 2013 2:32 a.m.

Shetastic says... #31

At the pre-release for Gatecrash I started calling Mortus Strider "Kenny" because every time I killed him he'd come back.

February 22, 2013 2:32 a.m.

@Shetastic: Oh my god you're a genius! O.O

February 22, 2013 2:33 a.m.

Shetastic says... #33

@UmbrotheUmbreon: Haha, thanks. Stinky little Kenny, chump blocking my Gruul monsters w/o trample.

February 22, 2013 2:38 a.m.

That's when you exile him lol

February 22, 2013 3:50 a.m.

rache says... #35

Loxodon Smiter = Lock stock and barrel

February 22, 2013 4:22 a.m.

ravengamer93 says... #36

Just came up with a new one

Angel of Despair ---> Brittany(Spears)

February 22, 2013 6:26 a.m.

4649matt says... #37

Locally, Mikaeus, the Lunarch and Mikaeus, the Unhallowed are known as 'Good Mike' and 'Evil Mike' respectively.

Evil Mike is known to occasional have a cadre of 'Gravies' aka Gravecrawler

February 22, 2013 10:11 a.m.

FatFailKid says... #38

Griselbrand is known as Griselband or Grislybrand Griselband because he was banded in EDH/Commander

February 27, 2013 12:12 a.m.

acbooster says... #39

Searing Spear is the Barbecue Spit. In my group specifically, Obzedat, Ghost Council is known as the Frog Lizard because everytime my friend runs his Orzhov deck, someone uses Rapid Hybridization on his Obzedat because no one likes it.

February 27, 2013 6:28 a.m.

Rewdog says... #40

Breeding Pool=Sexual Reproduction Water

February 27, 2013 8 a.m.

Dallie says... #41

I am the only one playing planeswalkers with my friends, so whenever I stick one, they're just "The Gaywalker".

And also every word of profanity that can be put anywhere where it does - or doesn't - make sense in a name. Though only for the annoying cards.

May 8, 2013 8:10 a.m.

sabrepaisan says... #42

One of my friends started this because he pulled one and didnt know about the card, but we call snapcaster "kim jung ill"

May 8, 2013 8:33 a.m.

KrazyCaley says... #43

Some of the Caley lexicon beyond normal nicknames like Psychatog = Dr. Teeth and what not....

Iona, Shield of Emeria = 80's Glam Rock Angel

Thraximundar = Dr. Thrax

Lyzolda, the Blood Witch = Lizzie B

Zedruu the Greathearted = The Goat (yes, I know she's a minotaur monk)

Mistbind Clique = Bitches

Sharuum the Hegemon = Shrooms the Hedge, Man

Relentless Rats = Ridiculous Rats

Craw Wurm = CRAWWWWWWWWWW

Kira, Great Glass-Spinner = Kira, Kira, Great Glass Spinner

Niv-Mizzet, the Firemind = Nivs

Sakashima the Impostor = Shakashima, or "Dr. Shakes"

Heidar, Rimewind Master = Hater

Lorthos, the Tidemaker = Cthulhu

Emrakul, the Aeons Torn = Azathoth

Wrexial, the Risen Deep = Dimir Cthulhu

Crackleburr = Bracklecur

Slippery Bogle = SO SLIPPPERRYYYYY

Mesmeric Sliver = Mindsliver

Ornithopter = Not a Ninja

Wall of Denial = The Wad

Epochrasite = Hypochrasite

Sakura-Tribe Elder = Snakeman

Hedron Crab = Crabs

Giant Ambush Beetle = giiiaaaaannnnt AMBUSHBEEETLLLEEEEEE

Kokusho, the Evening Star = Ko-koosh

Lich Lord of Unx = Unx-sss

Avatar of Woe = Avatar of WHOA.

Bloodbraid Elf = 6-2

Chameleon Colossus = The Best Elf

Drudge Skeletons = Drudgeys

Hypnotic Specter = Hippie

Progenitus = Prog Rock

Ambassador Laquatus = Mastermind

Wurmcoil Engine = Turbomaw

Scryb Sprites = Scribes

Skinrender = Xenomorph

Calcite Snapper = Turtle Power

Dominus of Fealty = Rectus Dominus

Godhead of Awe = JUDGE!

Nicol Bolas = Sandman

Rimefeather Owl = The Skredder

Simian Spirit Guide = Burned Hair

Suntail Hawk = SuntailHawkSuntailHawkSuntailHawkSuntailHawk

Kor Cartographer = Il Cartographer

Arcanis the Omnipotent = Archonis

May 8, 2013 8:40 a.m.

Dallie says... #44

KrazyCaley That old Nicol Bolas looks much less bad-ass than Nicol Bolas, Planeswalker

May 8, 2013 8:44 a.m.

KrazyCaley says... #45

He's studying how to destroy things for +3; that's what that book is about.

May 8, 2013 8:45 a.m.

Dallie says... #46

"How to "+3: Destroy things", for Elder Dragons"?

May 8, 2013 8:46 a.m.

Dallie says... #47

Oh and also:

Hero of Bladehold = Hero of Anorexia

Token from Rapid Hybridization = KrazyCaley, take this one will ya?

May 8, 2013 8:49 a.m.

Schuesseled says... #48

Boros Reckoner -> format reckoner,

May 8, 2013 9:39 a.m.

acbooster says... #49

Domri Rade has now been known as Hank.Anowan, the Ruin Sage is now Annie Anus Wrecker since only one person in our group runs vamps.

May 8, 2013 2:26 p.m.

Kogarashi says... #50

My group doesn't have too many, other than shortening certain cards' names. One I do use on a regular basis is calling Tezzeret the Seeker Tezz-face or Tezz-butt, and I've also picked up the Skithiryx, the Blight Dragon = Skittles one.

May 8, 2013 3:03 p.m.

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