The Table Regulator

Commander / EDH Affinity Artificer Budget Sacrifice UB (Dimir)

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Creature (24)

• 1x Baleful Strix
• 1x Emry, Lurker of the Loch
• 1x Etherium Sculptor
• 1x Filigree Attendant
• 1x Foundry Inspector
• 1x Glaze Fiend
• 1x Marionette Master
• 1x Master Transmuter
• 1x Master of Etherium
• 1x Myr Retriever
• 1x Noxious Gearhulk
• 1x Ovalchase Daredevil
• 1x Phyrexian Metamorph
• 1x Research Thief
• 1x Riddlesmith
• 1x Sai, Master Thopterist
• 1x Scrap Trawler
• 1x Scrapyard Recombiner
• 1x Sharding Sphinx
• 1x Silver Raven
• 1x Solemn Simulacrum
• 1x Sphinx Summoner
• 1x Steel Overseer
• 1x Thought Monitor

Instant (6)

• 1x An Offer You Can't Refuse
• 1x Counterspell
• 1x Pact of Negation
• 1x Stoic Rebuttal
• 1x Swan Song
• 1x Urza's Command

Enchantment (3)

• 1x Efficient Construction
• 1x Mirrodin Besieged
• 1x Phyrexian Scriptures

Artifact (23)

• 1x Arcane Signet
• 1x Cranial Plating
• 1x Dimir Signet
• 1x Everflowing Chalice
• 1x Fellwar Stone
• 1x Gilded Lotus
• 1x Ichor Wellspring
• 1x Lightning Greaves
• 1x Manifold Key
• 1x Mind Stone
• 1x Mystic Forge
• 1x Nettlecyst
• 1x Prismatic Lens
• 1x Prowler's Helm
• 1x Servo Schematic
• 1x Skullclamp
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Sword of Hearth and Home
• 1x Thought Vessel
• 1x Time Sieve
• 1x Trading Post
• 1x Wayfarer's Bauble
• 1x Witching Well

Planeswalker (4)

• 1x Karn, Scion of Urza
• 1x Tezzeret the Schemer
• 1x Tezzeret, Master of the Bridge
• 1x Ugin, the Ineffable

Sorcery (3)

• 1x One with the Machine
• 1x Reverse Engineer
• 1x Toxic Deluge

Commanders (2)

Land (35)

• 1x Ancient Tomb
• 1x Castle Locthwain
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Darksteel Citadel
• 1x Darkwater Catacombs
• 1x Drowned Catacomb
• 1x Exotic Orchard
• 1x Inventors' Fair
• 11x Island
• 1x Mistvault Bridge
• 1x Morphic Pool
• 1x Phyrexian Tower
• 1x Power Depot
• 1x Seat of the Synod
• 1x Spire of Industry
• 6x Swamp
• 1x Treasure Vault
• 1x Underground River
• 1x Vault of Whispers
• 1x Watery Grave

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Keep your opponents honest with Armix, while you win with big artifact beaters, or go wide with a board of thopters, or build an engine to take infinite turns with Time Sieve. Suggestions are welcome but please don't recommend cards too powerful or it will make the deck more competitive and I want to keep this deck at a casual power level so I can pull it out at non-competitive tables.

I am not sure there is enough complexity to this deck to make it deserving of a primer but if people would be interested in the creation of a primer to explain the deck strategies, card choices, and synergies let me know and I will write one up.

Date added	2 years
Last updated	8 months
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	9 - 0 Mythic Rares 37 - 0 Rares 19 - 0 Uncommons 16 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	2.98
Tokens	Bird 2/2 U, Construct 0/0 C, Emblem Tezzeret the Schemer, Etherium Cell, Goat 0/1 W, Myr 1/1 C, Phyrexian Germ 0/0 B, Powerstone, Servo 1/1 C, Spirit 2/2 C, Thopter 1/1 C, Thopter 1/1 U, Treasure
Folders	Like