his mustache tickles my nutsack

Commander / EDH UB (Dimir)

ADThreshhook

Creature (24)

• 1x Chasm Skulker
• 1x Circu, Dimir Lobotomist
• 1x Consuming Aberration
• 1x Dauthi Voidwalker
• 1x Dread Presence
• 1x Falthis, Shadowcat Familiar
• 1x Grazilaxx, Illithid Scholar
• 1x Hullbreaker Horror
• 1x Mind Flayer
• 1x Mind Flayer, the Shadow
• 1x Nemesis of Reason
• 1x Nightmare Shepherd
• 1x Oblivion Sower
• 1x Phyrexian Rager
• 1x Phyrexian Revoker
• 1x Ravenous Chupacabra
• 1x Sire of Stagnation
• 1x Sludge Monster
• 1x Spark Double
• 1x Spellskite
• 1x Thing in the Ice  ^Flip
• 1x Toxrill, the Corrosive
• 1x Wharf Infiltrator
• 1x Yarok's Fenlurker

Enchantment (6)

• 1x Gravestorm
• 1x Leyline of the Void
• 1x Planar Void
• 1x Psychic Surgery
• 1x Rhystic StudyGC
• 1x Rogue Class

Land (34)

• 1x Bojuka Bog
• 1x Cabal Coffers
• 1x Cavern of Souls
• 1x Choked Estuary
• 1x Command Beacon
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Drowned Catacomb
• 1x Polluted Delta
• 1x Reliquary Tower
• 1x Rogue's Passage
• 1x Scavenger Grounds
• 1x Shipwreck Marsh
• 1x Sunken Hollow
• 1x Sunken Ruins
• 17x Swamp
• 1x Temple of the False God
• 1x Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth
• 1x Watery Grave

Sorcery (10)

• 1x Curse of the Swine
• 1x Demonic TutorGC
• 1x Extinction Event
• 1x Fractured Sanity
• 1x Maddening Cacophony
• 1x Nightmare Unmaking
• 1x Ravenform
• 1x Sadistic Sacrament
• 1x Tasha's Hideous Laughter *list*
• 1x Toxic Deluge

Planeswalker (4)

• 1x Ashiok, Dream Render
• 1x Ashiok, Nightmare Muse
• 1x Ashiok, Nightmare Weaver
• 1x Ashiok, Sculptor of Fears

Commander (1)

Artifact (15)

• 1x Arcane Signet
• 1x Commander's Sphere
• 1x Dimir Signet
• 1x Fellwar Stone
• 1x Lightning Greaves
• 1x Mind Stone
• 1x Panharmonicon
• 1x Relic of Progenitus
• 1x Shadowspear
• 1x Soul-Guide Lantern
• 1x Swiftfoot Boots
• 1x Talisman of Dominance
• 1x Thought Vessel
• 1x Tormod's Crypt
• 1x Whispersilk Cloak

Instant (6)

• 1x Baleful Mastery
• 1x Counterspell
• 1x Cyclonic RiftGC
• 1x Deadly Rollick
• 1x Reality Shift
• 1x Resculpt

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There's somethin' about you, and I don't know why I can't think straight when I look into your eyes You know how to play it right, yeah, you took me by surprise The way you talk, it sounds like it's another long night Yeah, your mustache tickles my nut sack, baby You know that's fine with me You said you wanna cover my face with love, so maybe I'll find out and see So throw it back, yeah, just like that You know just how to do it, that ass is fat Yeah, we can go fast, we can take it slow Got you clawin' my back, I'm your little hoe He spreads my cheeks, and he makes me scream He's my number one daddy, gotta make him cream inside of me Just keep ridin' me When I'm slurpin' him down, it's my favorite sound You let out a little moan, what a beautiful tone So softly, just keep ridin' me So let's go talk about it You look so sexy when your hands are wrapped around it Flip me over, beat my meat up while you pound it While you pound it You got a way with your words and a big fat cock And I don't care if it hurts, no, don't you stop I know I've been a bad boy, tonight, you're top So let's just do what we do, I love the way that you move I'll be your king and your queen, whatever you want me to be It doesn't matter to me, just keep on fuckin' me deep Yeah, baby, let's make a movie, and let's make it juicy I been waitin' for it long enough, now it's time He spreads my cheeks, and he makes me scream He's my number one daddy, gotta make him cream inside of me Just keep ridin' me When I'm slurpin' him down, it's my favorite sound You let out a little moan, what a beautiful tone So softly, just keep ridin' me

Date added	3 years
Last updated	3 years
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	10 - 0 Mythic Rares 45 - 0 Rares 22 - 0 Uncommons 6 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.17
Tokens	Bird 1/1 U, Boar 2/2 G, Copy Clone, Eldrazi Horror 3/2 C, Elemental 4/4 UR, Foretell, Manifest 2/2 C, Nightmare 2/3 UB, Slug 1-1 B, Squid 1/1 U