Yeet for damage

Commander / EDH* Aristocrats Casual RW (Boros)

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Creature (24)

• 1x Adarkar Valkyrie
• 1x Archon of Justice
• 1x Bearer of the Heavens
• 1x Blistering Firecat
• 1x Burnished Hart
• 1x Captivating Crew
• 1x Combustible Gearhulk
• 1x Conquering Manticore
• 1x Evra, Halcyon Witness
• 1x Feldon of the Third Path
• 1x Gisela, Blade of Goldnight
• 1x Homura, Human Ascendant  ^Flip
• 1x Jeering Instigator
• 1x Knight of the White Orchid
• 1x Kor Cartographer
• 1x Moltensteel Dragon
• 1x Mother of Runes
• 1x Reya Dawnbringer
• 1x Serra Avatar
• 1x Solemn Simulacrum
• 1x Spark Trooper
• 1x Stalking Vengeance
• 1x Stonehewer Giant
• 1x Zealous Conscripts

Land (36)

• 1x Ancient Amphitheater
• 1x Boros Guildgate
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Forgotten Cave
• 18x Mountain
• 11x Plains
• 1x Secluded Steppe
• 1x Slayers' Stronghold
• 1x Temple of Triumph

Artifact (15)

• 1x Boros Signet
• 1x Commander's Sphere
• 1x Hedron Archive
• 1x Magewright's Stone
• 1x MImic Vat
• 1x Mind Stone
• 1x Phyrexian Processor
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Sunforger
• 1x Swiftfoot Boots
• 1x Thornbite Staff
• 1x Thousand-Year Elixir
• 1x Wayfarer's Bauble
• 1x Well of Lost Dreams
• 1x Worn Powerstone

Instant (10)

• 1x Act of Aggression
• 1x Boros Charm
• 1x Deflecting Palm
• 1x Fatal Frenzy
• 1x Fling
• 1x Grab the Reins
• 1x Return to Dust
• 1x Swords to Plowshares
• 1x Wear / Tear
• 1x Word of Seizing

Commander (1)

Sorcery (12)

• 1x Act of Treason
• 1x Blasphemous Act
• 1x Chandra's Ignition
• 1x Cleansing Nova
• 1x Hijack
• 1x Mark of Mutiny
• 1x Mob Rule
• 1x Threaten
• 1x Traitorous Blood
• 1x Traitorous Instinct
• 1x Vandalblast
• 1x Wrangle

Enchantment (2)

• 1x Gift of Immortality
• 1x Land Tax

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Creature (2)

• 1x Archangel Avacyn  ^Flip
• 1x Reveillark

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Yeet, not only the most important word of our generation, but also a way of life for Brion Stoutarm.

The deck is heavily inspired by Ben Ulmer from LRR and the deck title is shamelessly stolen from him as well.

Are you starting to piss off people at the LGS by winning too much? Are you friends starting to worry about your addiction to V A L U E? Are you second guessing that Golgari tattoo or Tasigur body pillow? Do you cross the street and walk on the other side when you see a red or white card lying on the sidewalk? Is it time to make a change in your life?

Then do I ever have a deck for you! It's in the least threatening EDH colors ever Boros! Its full of weird cards that will amuse rather than infuriate your friends! And that whiny Timmy at the LGS will stop crying salty tears of rage at your kill spell and will instead laugh tears of joy along with you as you throw his dinosaur at his face! It’s fun for the whole table.

My advice to playing this deck is to take advantage of people's preconceived notions, hide behind the fact that boros is bad. Play mana rocks, develop your board, and wait for people to play out their big, important (hopefully non-hexproof) creatures. Then steal them! Throw them! Gain life! And, and, and, well wining with this deck is kinda hard. Basically be sure to steal creature, then attack, then throw.

Also I lied, I am still addicted to value, so I added some white graveyard recursion to get that extra value out of each creature you toss.

Date added	5 years
Last updated	4 years
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	5 - 0 Mythic Rares 34 - 0 Rares 18 - 0 Uncommons 14 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.83
Tokens	Copy Clone, Minion X/X B, Morph 2/2 C