Phyrexian Processor

Legality

Format Legality
Noble Legal
1v1 Commander Legal
Vintage Legal
Casual Legal
Vanguard Legal
Legacy Legal
Archenemy Legal
Planechase Legal
Duel Commander Legal
Unformat Legal
Pauper Legal
Commander / EDH Legal

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Set Rarity
From the Vault: Lore (V16) Mythic Rare
Duel Decks: Phyrexia vs. The Coalition (DDE) Rare
Urza's Saga (USG) Rare

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Phyrexian Processor

Artifact

As Phyrexian Processor enters the battlefield, pay any amount of life.

, : Create an X/X black Minion creature token, where X is the life paid as Phyrexian Processor entered the battlefield.

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Phyrexian Processor Discussion

Suns_Champion on EDH Brion Stoutarm R/W, Fury and Wrath

1 week ago

Hi! Saw your post on the forums, glad to see more Brion players out there.

In response to the forum post: in my personal experience Stalking Vengeance never did much for me. but with the choice between Insurrection or Aurelia, the Warleader, I'd cut the Warleader.

Now after having a look at your deck, I've got a few suggestions!

First off, you have a lot of high costed(6-8 mana) spells, but almost no ramp to speak of.

Boros Signet, Coldsteel Heart, Commander's Sphere, Fellwar Stone, Fire Diamond, Hedron Archive, Marble Diamond, and Mind Stone are all good options. Focus on the 2 mana ramps because that a) allows for a turn 3 Brion and b) doesn't slow you down as much in the late game.

Ramp is important, and so is card draw. Unfortunately, Boros sucks at both. Still, artifacts like Well of Lost Dreams and Skullclamp are great, so through in some more like Infiltration Lens and Mask of Memory. Solemn Simulacrum is great too, though price is an issue(Kor Cartographer is the budget version). The color red also provides you with wheel effects, you have a couple but Reforge the Soul would help you I think.

Now the boring stuff is out of the way. How about some big creatures?! Hamletback Goliath, Thunderblust, and Serra Avatar are some good sackable fatties, and give great value for your dollar! Sun Titan is some good recursion.

Now for some win conditions to bounce off ya: Phyrexian Processor! Here's what you need: 9 mana, at least 1 more life than your opponent, and Brion on the field. Play the processor, pay most of your life, make a X/X creature, sack it to Brion, kill your opponent and gain all the life back! Works great with damage/lifegain doublers.

Phyrexian Devourer! Here's how he works. Exile cards off your library until he hits seven and his ability triggers, then sack him with Brion in response to the trigger, then keep exileing cards in respone to that to get it's power up to more than your opponents, then all that resolves and kills someone. This can all happen turn 7 which is nice.

Other random cards I've had fun with:Rite of the Raging Storm, Fatal Frenzy, and Neheb, the Eternal!

Cut suggestions. Whenever I'm cutting stuff I look at the top of my curve first and move down. How much are these 6, 7, 8 mana spells doing for you? I'd take a long look at the two Akromas and some of the other angels, Stalking Vengeance, and Ryusei, the Falling Star. Further down the curve I see Taj-Nar Swordsmith(not using him to full potential), Magus of the Disk(just use the disk) and Vesuva(replace with Clifftop Retreat).

Hopefully some of this helps! Check out my Brion deck for a reference!


Bad Luck Brion

Commander / EDH Suns_Champion

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xoryk7 on Need more life

2 weeks ago

Not sure. Angelic Chorus needs more creatures. I have only 15. Currently thinking about Phyrexian Processor.

Treehugger003 on Trostani Tokens

3 weeks ago

Not sure of your budget but some cards that work with Trostani and that I would recommend putting in:

Beastmaster Ascension this has been reprinted tons of times so should be fairly budget friendly.

Oviya Pashiri, Sage Lifecrafter is another that works really well with Trostoni.

Angelic Accord is the cheaper version of Luminarch Ascension and works well with Trostoni's life gain.

Ant Queen is another cheap token generator.

Cathars' Crusade is another anthem type effect. Crescendo of War is another one is cheaper but also has weird affects for your opponents too so you have to be careful with it.

On the more expensive side. Phyrexian Processor and Heliod, God of the Sun work well while still being on the cheaper side.

Just noticed you didn't have Skullclamp this it THE card draw engine for small token decks. Fecundity also works well with tokens.

If you are looking to fill particular gaps, card draw, removal etc please let me know and I can help there.

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rob_shifflett on So uh... Brion... How far can you throw that goat?

3 weeks ago

Phyrexian Processor is an often overlooked card due to it being quite dangerous. Brion makes it not only playable, but a killer. Nice deck. +1

Emzed on Ayli, Eternal Pilgrim of Healing Pain

1 month ago

Quite a lot of cards in your deck synergize nicely with Genesis Chamber. I think it would make a great addition.
Unexpectedly Absent is one of the best removal spells in EDH - just wait until an opponent uses a search effect (Cultivate, Green Sun's Zenith, Demonic Tutor etc) and respond with that to get rid of whatever you want to remove. It's much better than Mortify.
Since you have a couple of cards that you can pay a lot of life to (Toxic Deluge, Phyrexian Processor), as well as life gain doubling effects (Rhox Faithmender), I believe Children of Korlis could be really powerful in your list.

Suns_Champion on Bad Luck Brion

1 month ago

enpc Thanks for looking at it! Appreciate your time!

Now, I see what your saying, but I think Masterwork of Ingenuity and Sculpting Steel so more than you give them credit for. Masterwork, for the low cost of 1 mana, can copy any of my haste enablers or card draw equipments, or my opponent's if they get theirs out first. It's just too efficient at what it does. Sculting steel is can do all that, but it can also copy mana rocks, Mimic Vat, and most importantly, my win cons, Phyrexian Devourer and Phyrexian Processor.

Also I have my meta, which has Nahiri, the Lithomancer and Zurgo Helmsmasher equipment/voltron, so I usually have stuff to copy.

Yeah Stoneforge Mystic is on the list of upgrades :)

Dragon Throne of Tarkir is sweet but I don't have many creatures to attach it to, and it takes 9 mana total to get going.

Thanks again for commenting! I value all input!

hoardofnotions welcome back friend! I guess it kinda is. the cost:power ratio is better but its only truly better if I can give it haste. I'll take another look at the devils, I think I just took them out because I never played them and wanted to try other stuff more haha

Shibbidah on White Rebel Motorcycle Club

1 month ago

Always good to see another Lin player! Have you considered running Animal Boneyard? It turns any land into Miren and can be tutored through any Enchantment/Aura tutor. I'm also a big fan of Phyrexian Processor because it can be used after gaining infinite life to make massive guys, or I can pay a smaller amount of life and just gain it back through either Children of Korlis or a Miren effect.

I'm a big fan of of your list and am gonna try some of your ideas out(like the Ranger package.) I just updated my list after about of year. If you're interested I'll link it here: Lin Sivvi EDH

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