Phyrexian Processor

Legality

Format Legality
Noble Legal
1v1 Commander Legal
Vintage Legal
Casual Legal
Vanguard Legal
Legacy Legal
Archenemy Legal
Planechase Legal
Duel Commander Legal
Unformat Legal
Pauper Legal
Commander / EDH Legal

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Set Rarity
From the Vault: Lore Mythic Rare
Duel Decks: Phyrexia vs. The Coalition Rare
Urza's Saga Rare

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Tokens

Phyrexian Processor

Artifact

As Phyrexian Processor enters the battlefield, pay any amount of life.

, : Create an X/X black Minion creature token, where X is the life paid as Phyrexian Processor entered the battlefield.

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Phyrexian Processor Discussion

chilen18 on Ayli, Life Gain Eternal

4 days ago

Thank you for the suggestions! I'm thinking about how all of it can fit now. I am avoiding the infinite life gain & drain combo though.

So other than those combo cards, what would you recommend switching out maybe to include Divinity of Pride, Well of Lost Dreams, Blind Obedience, and/or Phyrexian Processor

Suns_Champion on Ayli, Life Gain Eternal

4 days ago

Hello!

Your best friend for Ayli is going to be Well of Lost Dreams. Very efficient card draw.

Phyrexian Processor is good too.

Divinity of Pride- 8/8 flying lifelinker for 5. Think about it.

Blind Obedience good way to slow down your opponents while also gaining life!

What about the Exquisite Blood + Sanguine Bond combo?

Good luck!

Suns_Champion on Ayli reflects, Boon or Wound?

1 week ago

I love the deck! Ayli has a very similar feel to Brion Stoutarm who I run(Bad Luck Brion if you're interested). Don't you just love Well of Lost Dreams and Phyrexian Processor?

Anyway, here are some suggestions.

Blind Obedience - good way to slow down your opponents and gain+drain life!

Divinity of Pride - 8/8 flying lifelinker for 5. Think about it.

Gray Merchant of Asphodel - could be worth it. Has a big butt so you can sack him later.

Why no Vault of the Archangel?

I see Celestial Convergence so maybe Test of Endurance or Felidar Sovereign?

Angelic Accord - a steady stream of 4/4 flyers for 1 mana each turn.

Good luck!

EternalBrewmaster on Temmet, Vizier of Clones

1 week ago

Stolen Identity, Sphinx's Revelation, Cackling Counterpart, Batterskull and Tempt with Reflections would all be solid, especially the first two. I would cut All Is Dust as I don't know why you would play it in the first place since you have so many colored permanents. Clone Legion, and Followed Footsteps would also be sweet. Personally I would cut cards like Grasp of Fate amd Counterspell and use creatures that you want to make tokens of anyways to do those sorts of things, like Angel of Serenity and Draining Whelk. Geist-Honored Monk would be sweet too.

Adorned Pouncer probably isn't good enough for EDH; I would also cut Enlightened Tutor, Secure the Wastes, and White Sun's Zenith. Play cards that actually do things like the ones I mentioned above instead of ones that late game make you a ton of tokens. Temmet is different from any other token general in that he wants you to have 1 big token rather that a massive token army. To that end, play Medomai the Ageless since this is a combat-focused Azorius deck and Blade of Selves for obvious reasons, but also for Anointed Procession shenanigans. I would also cut Sword of Fire and Ice, Phyrexian Processor, and Quietus Spike to make room for more creatures and tokenization cards. The sword is great and all, but just because you can play it in every deck doesn't mean you should, and there's plenty of card draw available to this deck without it. The processor is just off-flavor for me and there's not a lot of obvious ways to gain back the life, and Quietus Spike will certainly kill people quickly, and make them want to kill you quickly too, all of them. So again, I would suggest playing more token-producing value cards in those slots. Lightning Greaves is actually sub-optimal in this deck as the shroud will prevent you from targeting the equipped creature with Temmet's ability.

woodgateski on Karametra Butts

2 weeks ago

Tokens and Life gain NEED Trostani, Selesnya's Voice as the commander. Her abilities play off of those strategies much better than Karametra as you aren't cast that many creatures, you are abusing creature creation effects. Even Big Butts with life gain plays well into Trostani (create a 100/100 hydra, gain 100 life...or...god forbid...monstrous Hydra Broodmaster for an insane amount)

Landfall and Big Butts alone, though, Karametra would suffice as you are focusing more on creature cast and ramp. Caged Sun and Doubling Cube would push that over the edge.

Personally, though, a Trostani deck focused around wide boards and creature creation becomes really silly (Pay 40 life for Phyrexian Processor, only to gain 40 life back for every token created....your Aetherflux Reservoir to nail someone on turn 5 being you greatest pillow fort)

goodair on Trostani Lifegain/Tokens (G/W)

1 month ago

you should prob look into more fat token to populate and cut the less impactful lifegain. Card off the top of my midn that would be good includes are:
Crested Sunmare
Luminarch Ascension
Armada Wurm
Grove of the Guardian
Phyrexian Processor
Aetherflux Reservoir
Sandwurm Convergence
and the token doublers
you can use edhrec.com for soem help too, its a amazing source for info

Suns_Champion on Bad Luck Brion

1 month ago

ZekeR, SirLag, hoardofnotions thanks for the comments you guys!!!!

Solemn Simulacrum will be replacing the cartographer next time I buy cards!

Risky Move seems too... perilous

hoardofnotions special thanks to you good sir!

I like those mana rocks! I'll probably pick some up to replace Fire Diamond etc.

Phyrexian Processor took the spot of Aetherflux Reservoir. I like to gain my life back.

Bloodshot Cyclops is in my sideboard, haven't really felt the need for him yet.

Gift of Immortality was nice, but cut for more aggressive stuff. Could find it's way back though.

Marshal's Anthem was cut for more card draw. Could also find it's way back it.

Actually, I was thinking that I'd cut the colossus for the Dragon! Read my mind!

Thawing Glaciers is slightly over my $5 budget, but it's on the radar for when I eventually upgrade this deck.

I thought spinerock world be great too, but I was wrong. I mostly exiled lands/mana ramp, and most of the creatures I'd want to cast would have to come after combat, thus making most of my creatures useless(say, Spark Trooper is the only good target, doesn't work). Anyway, I think I just don't have enough good targets for it, and got seriously screwed three times in a row.

Thanks again for the comment guys!

hoardofnotions on Athreos - My Clerical Romance

1 month ago

If you want to win with Triskaidekaphobia look at adding Vizkopa Confessor or Phyrexian Processor for the lolz.

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