Phyrexian Processor

Phyrexian Processor

Artifact

As Phyrexian Processor enters the battlefield, pay any amount of life.

, : Create an X/X black Minion creature token, where X is the life paid as Phyrexian Processor entered the battlefield.

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Set Rarity
From the Vault: Lore (V16) Mythic Rare
Duel Decks: Phyrexia vs. The Coalition (DDE) Rare
Urza's Saga (USG) Rare

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Legality

Format Legality
Tiny Leaders Legal
Noble Legal
Leviathan Legal
Magic Duels Legal
Canadian Highlander Legal
Vintage Legal
Vanguard Legal
Legacy Legal
Archenemy Legal
Planechase Legal
1v1 Commander Legal
Duel Commander Legal
Oathbreaker Legal
Unformat Legal
Casual Legal
Commander / EDH Legal

Phyrexian Processor occurrence in decks from the last year

Commander / EDH:

All decks: 0.01%

Phyrexian Processor Discussion

DoctorAwker on Trostani, Selesnya's Voice

2 days ago

I would definitely suggest adding in Mimic Vat. It's incredibly flexible, and you can Populate the token and keep that copy. The tokens from Desolation Twin and Phyrexian Processor can be hilarious with Trostani. Vitu-Ghazi Guildmage can Populate multiple times so I'd try to find a space for it. And Phyrexian Rebirth is a great wrath for this deck.

I agree with the first post regarding Explosive Vegetation. I'd personally run Rampant Growth, but if not I'd recommend swapping it for Circuitous Route since it can also find the guildgate, or Skyshroud Claim since you get those lands untapped and it can find duals (in which case I'd also add in Scattered Groves and Temple Garden if possible).

I'd be remiss if I didn't mention the big token doublers: Anointed Procession, Parallel Lives, Doubling Season, and Rhys the Redeemed. But since this is a deck for someone else who's new to the game I can understand why you might not want to include those. But they're always worth mentioning for anything that churns out tokens.

I hope some of that helps : )

raspberryfish25 on The Oak and Crosier(Trostani EDH)

2 weeks ago

So I like this deck but, it seems like the deck is making a lot of small tokens. If you want to go this route have you ever considered Rhys the Redeemed as your commander? Also, these might be a few good cards to give you bigger tokens to populate with Trostani and also syngergize with your lifegain abilities; Angelic Accord, Resplendent Angel, Phyrexian Processor, Ajani, Strength of the Pride and, Mimic Vat. You might also consider adding these card draw abilities, Dawn of Hope and, Idol of Oblivion. Overall, I think you have a good deck here!

IATEAREPUBLICAN on [EDH] - Brudiclad, Telchor Engineer

1 month ago

What do you think of Snake Basket and Phyrexian Processor ? With Arcum Dagsson , it almost becomes easy to win.

Profet93 on The Toxic Deluge: Erebos, God of the Dead

3 months ago

Cut dark confidant, your average CMC is too high and erebos is your draw engine. Add Kokusho, the Evening Star - Life gain

You run Mana crypt but not Sol Ring ? You wanna get him online quickly and ramp helps you play all the cards you draw. Cut a land

No Reliquary Tower or Thought Vessel ??? Cut Phyrexian Processor

Ancient Tomb > Temple of False G-d

Cut Phage, she's cute but not worth the hassle or high CMC. Add more ramp or interaction. If you want something cute, Soul Conduit would be expenisve, but fun.

Azeworai on Ayli, Eternal Pilgrim

3 months ago

Ah, life gain! A strategy as old as time, so what a splendid choice in deck!

May I recommend such effects as Blood Artist and Falkenrath Noble ? They seem to slot in perfectly.

Beacon of Immortality can propel you far ahead, often to the point of team-up. (Use with care)

As for card draw, Necrologia and Necropotence churn through a library quickly, and Well of Lost Dreams can draw quite a few cards in short time. I would definitely make room for that any of those.

Killing Wave is a befitting board wipe for a strategy such as this, especially one with few creatures.

Phyrexian Processor can be a finisher with efficacy, but that's a personal choice.

Blind Obedience can slow down your opponents vastly whilst upholding your life-gain schemes.

Crypt Ghast is fine ramp that, again, can gain life.

At last, Chainer, Dementia Master is a card I love all too much and gets out of hand very quickly.

Let the Nightmare Go On..: My decklist for Chainer. :)

Conquer all with 200 life.

Tzefick on White's issues in Commander

3 months ago

Ok, so this thread kinda blew up more than I expected, so forgive me for the monster text.

To avoid a massive wall of text, I will divide my responses in spoiler blocks to ease the view.


TypicalTimmy and life-variant card draw power Show

Berryjon, considering other format Show

White's resource denial Show

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skroes on Life is a Resource

3 months ago

Appreciate the feedback.

I can see where Phyrexian Processor would be good, I just don't know how I feel about 4 mana pay 10 life, survive a turn cycle and spend my next turn activating it. Late game it is probably much better, I'd have to think of what it would take up.

I did have Aetherflux Reservoir in the deck on the concept of separate life triggers seems very strong with Karlov. I ended up cutting it for Righteous Cause because it seemed like it would create far more separate triggers to accomplish the same thing. Being able to 50 someone is satisfying though so I may have to revisit it.

Survival Cache seems really good with Karlov out, but not as strong without him on the field. I tried to slot my card draw into repeatable effects throughout the game, along with being easier to bring back should they get removed.

I'd certainly welcome suggestions for cuts for these cards though and thanks for checking out the deck!

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