Phyrexian Processor

Legality

Format Legality
Tiny Leaders Legal
Noble Legal
Leviathan Legal
Magic Duels Legal
Canadian Highlander Legal
Vintage Legal
Vanguard Legal
Legacy Legal
Archenemy Legal
Planechase Legal
1v1 Commander Legal
Duel Commander Legal
Oathbreaker Legal
Unformat Legal
Casual Legal
Commander / EDH Legal

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Set Rarity
From the Vault: Lore (V16) Mythic Rare
Duel Decks: Phyrexia vs. The Coalition (DDE) Rare
Urza's Saga (USG) Rare

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Tokens

Phyrexian Processor

Artifact

As Phyrexian Processor enters the battlefield, pay any amount of life.

, : Create an X/X black Minion creature token, where X is the life paid as Phyrexian Processor entered the battlefield.

Phyrexian Processor Discussion

FrantaFire on Before the Mending: Brudiclad EDH

2 days ago

lifemtg

You're totally right. I love Feldon of the Third Path . I recently have been changing the deck list to be more accommodating for cheating creatures in so I tried lowering the creature count to help with cards like Proteus Staff .

I've never had a good chance to use Phyrexian Processor but I can't wait for the chance.

lifemtg on Before the Mending: Brudiclad EDH

2 days ago

U know....I just made a Brudiclad Deck to! I suggest U add Maybe a Desolation Twin , also a Phyrexian Processor maybe?? Its not to reliable but u could pay like 5 lifand make 5/5's. Also a Feldon of the Third Path .

Kaigz on Oloro Help

1 month ago

A few fun cards with lifegain that may or may not have a place in your deck:

Phyrexian Processor

Storm Herd

Felidar Sovereign

Crested Sunmare

Serra Avatar

Angelic Accord

Dawn of Hope

SharpRaptor on Brion Stoutarm (Giants)

1 month ago

Recommended Cards to Add

This of course does not take into accountmana curve considerations or anything similar. It is merely cards to consider

Creatures

Captivating Crew - Repeated steal effect to have ammunition to throw at people

Evra, Halcyon Witness - Large creature that can be as big as your lifetotal when thrown if wanted.

Serra Avatar - Large creature that is as big as your life total to potentially one shot someone and double your lifetotal

Zealous Conscripts - Can steal an opposing creature to throw, opposing walker to ult or any other problematic permenent. Also incidentaly goes infinite with Kiki Jiki.

Kiki-Jiki, Mirror Breaker - Can tap to make copies of your big creatures to throw. Goes infinite with Zealous conscripts.

Malignus - Large creature that scales with life total of opponent

Molten Primordial - Mass threaten on a stick

Feldon of the Third Path - makes copies of your already dead creatures

Emeria Shepherd - Recursion that can also be reanimation

Hoarding Dragon - A way to search out our game winning artifacts. Easy enough to throw at someone to get our artifact.

Karmic Guide - Reanimation

Neheb, the Eternal - lots of mana if you throw things pre combat

Yosei, the Morning Star - Very good thing to be able to recur. Can lock people out of the game with enough setup.

War Elemental - Scales as we throw things

Bloodshot Cyclops - Backup Brion?

Bearer of the Heavens - Dont make me do this!

Godo, Bandit Warlord - Can tutor up our powerful equipment. Would prefer Stoneforge Mystic but one is a lot more money than the other.

Gisela, Blade of Goldnight - Double our damage, half theirs? Yes please

Instants

The usual goes here of making sure that we have interaction for people trying to stop us or making sure we can stop people. Though of specific mention

Faith's Reward - Recover from a wrath or just rebuy a couple of good creatures after a combat and throw.

Orim's Thunder - Hadn't actually seen this before but it seems to be a good potential 2 for 1 while also being a good answer to artifacts and enchantments.

Sorceries

Here there are a lot of potential threaten effects that i could recommend. But we know that we need them so i won't list them all. Other effects we could need do include one or two wraths as even though we are the creature deck, sometimes they just have more or better creatures. However other things to note.

Open the Armory - Tutors equipment or Auras.

Chandra's Ignition - Targetting some of our big creatures might just end the game with this.

Insurrection - You usually just win if this resolves on a decent board state.

Artifacts

Usual list of mana ramp. Sol Ring Boros Signet Commander's Sphere Mind Stone Boros Cluestone Hedron Archive Gilded Lotus Thran Dynamo etc

Other than that, the fun things include

Phyrexian Processor - Yeh this card is rather good. Just Make big tokens and start throwing them

Well of Lost Dreams - With the triggers from Brion we should be able to restock our hand quite easily with this

Illusionist's Bracers - Copy the fling. As sacrificing a creature is part of the cost it will effectively be two triggers from flinging the same creature.

Thornbite Staff - Untaps brion when a creature dies. This includes sacrificing the creature to brion, so effectively tapping him causes him to untap....

Thousand-Year Elixir - Gives Brion haste and an untap.

Aetherflux Reservoir - 50cal Sniper Rifle to the face anyone?

Enchantments

Damage doublers can be recommended but i usually avoid the symettrical ones from personal preference. One or two effects that give Haste might be good too. Other effects however

Flameshadow Conjuring - Copy up our faties for good ETB triggers, effective haste or extra copies to throw with Brion.

Sigil of the New Dawn - Recur everything!

Marshal's Anthem - Decent mass resurrect in white. Though a little mana intensive

Angelic Renewal - One time use recursion of a creature

Goblin Bombardment - Backup sacrifice effects for all our threatens. WE don't want to have to give their toys back do we?

bushido_man96 on Oloro Help

1 month ago

Have you considered running Serra Avatar ? Phyrexian Processor could produce you some bangers, too.

Nanande on Trostani lifeparty!

2 months ago

I would definitely add these cards: Phyrexian Processor , Phyrexian Rebirth , Slime Molding (better than it looks since paying 11 mana will give you a 3 mana 10/10 each turn after), Vitu-Ghazi Guildmage (populate mana-sink late game), Parallel Evolution , Illusionist's Bracers (populate twice, for the same price!), Acidic Slime (just an awesome green staple), Sakura-Tribe Elder , Phantom General , Angel of Sanctions (INFINITE REMOVAL EACH TURN!), Beast Within (staple removal in green), Budoka Gardener / Dokai, Weaver of Life (mana acc and lategame big tokens in one)

I would consider these also: Worldspine Wurm , Parallel Lives (awesome, but a bit $$$), Rootborn Defenses (stops a board-wipe and pops), Trostani's Judgment (high cmc, but good value), Overrun (probably wins you the game if you have a few creatures out), Hydra Broodmaster , Austere Command (wipes opponents' boards, but a bit $$$), Elspeth, Sun's Champion , Elspeth Tirel (both Elspeths have great board wipes for token decks), Oblivion Ring , Yavimaya Elder , Ajani Goldmane / Ajani, Caller of the Pride (both have great synergy with big lifegains), Baloth Cage Trap (P.S you can play this and populate as combat trick!), Beast Attack (the flashback makes this a good comeback-card in case of board wipe and you need to get the pop-engine going), Blade Splicer (very powerful early-mid game)

I would 100% cut these cards: Take Heart , Centaur Healer , Healer's Hawk , Parhelion Patrol , Candlelight Vigil , Conviction , Noble Purpose , Flight of Equenauts , Siege Wurm , Bounty of Might (no trample=hard to use)

I would also consider cutting these: Lone Rider  Flip, Sumala Woodshaper , Sunscorch Regent , Verdant Eidolon , Scatter the Seeds , Wake the Reflections , Ajani Unyielding

multimedia on dont have a better name

2 months ago

Hey, looks good, but consider more ramp? Is this a budget deck? The total deck cost and the manabase tell me that it is, but the maybeboard and a few cards in the main looks like it isn't. Do you have the cards that are in the maybeboard?

Budget cards ($6 or less) to consider adding:

The avg. CMC here is 4.5 which is very high many of these card suggestions/cuts will help to reduce this number.


Cards to consider cutting:

Anthem effects that only pump power/toughness are not doing much when the creatures are already big.

  • Wilt-Leaf Liege
  • Collective Blessing
  • Intangible Virtue
  • Tolsimir Wolfblood
  • Primal Vigor: Lives and Procession are better and don't help your opponents.
  • Desolation Twin: too much mana.
  • Verdant Sun's Avatar: not good enough for seven mana.
  • Kazandu Tuskcaller: too slow.
  • Trostani's Judgment: six mana removal spell for one creature is not worth it even if there's tokens to populate.
  • Emmara Tandris: this effect is not worth seven mana.
  • Nomads' Assembly
  • Darien, King of Kjeldor: 3/3 for six mana who might give you tokens later on is not worth it.
  • Phyrexian Rebirth: Command and Reckoning are better high mana cost board wipes.

Good luck with your deck.


Mj3913 on Kambal's Healing Church

2 months ago

Alright, so gaining a ridiculous amount of life is cool and all, but I think you need more to do with it. For instance, things like Phyrexian Processor , Vona, Butcher of Magan , Toxic Deluge , and Hatred . I see you have Aetherflux Reservoir , so with all that you could also add in Tainted Sigil and gain back everything you and others lost.

And on another note, dont forget about Exsanguinate .

Sorry I can't help on the what to remove... terrible at that. But hope I've helped in some small way at least.

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