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"Ahem!" A racketty goblin voice called over the sound system, "This is a brief announcement on behalf of Lord Daretti, Ingenious Iconoclast! Attention workers of the Howling Mine: There was a maintenance problem down in sector four with our Demolition Stomper , which resulted in some unfortunate mishaps; we lost two of ya dumb goblin dweebs just last thursday and Shattergang Brothers-Industries can't afford another Workshop Assistant to clean up the mess! Now, the Chief of the Foundry and Foundry Inspector will be comin around this afternoon, so all goblin personnel are to report to their Summoning Station. And don't go messin around the Energy Chamber again or you'll be shipped right off to the Goblin Charbelcher ! Same goes if ya push another Mindless Automaton into the Conversion Chamber , our Arcbound Crusher can't be cleanin up anymore scrap and the Scrapheap is full! Now for a brief message from our sponsors: 'Don't forget to clean your Pyromancer's Goggles with our new brand of 'Midnight Oil'! The stuff that every Goblin Welder needs!'

"Oh! and lastly," he continued, "Words' been spreadin around The Pits that Grenzo, Dungeon Warden is releasin some of our prisoners for some 'revolutionary plan' by the infamous Guttersnipe . Let it be known we found his little Renegade Freighter and he and the ' Syndicate Trafficker haven't been plannin' no Massive Raid, as their accomplices Spireside Infiltrator , the famed ' Ovalchase Daredevil ' and that silly Speedway Fanatic were sent straight into the Deadlock Trap this mornin'. And their ain't no Voltaic Key that could get em' out! So don't Enter the Dungeon , it'll do ya no good...oh, and one more thing...the boss up stairs says the Dynavolt Tower has been a little unstable lately, however, the Decoction Module and Animation Module are both still in tact. As a result, the Aradara Express is down for maintenance, you can take the Bomat Bazaar Barge for now while its up and runnin'. That's all, see ya all down at the Ghirapur Orrery Track: Start Your Engines! Its the Ovalchase Dragster vs. the Fleetwheel Cruiser tonight!

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Date added 7 years
Last updated 7 years
Legality

This deck is not Commander / EDH legal.

Rarity (main - side)

4 - 0 Mythic Rares

25 - 0 Rares

33 - 0 Uncommons

21 - 0 Commons

Cards 100
Avg. CMC 3.22
Tokens 2/2 N Creature Pincher, Assembly-Worker 2/2 C, Construct 1/1 C Token w/ Defender, Copy Clone, Goat 0/1 W, Goblin 1/1 R, Kobolds of Kher Keep 0/1 R, Phyrexian Golem 3/3 C, Servo 1/1 C, Thopter 1/1 C
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