The Sponge Does How Much Damage???

Commander / EDH Bracket 1 BUG (Sultai)

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Creature (16)

• 1x Carrion Feeder
• 1x Clever Impersonator
• 1x Eternal Witness
• 1x Glasspool Mimic  ^Flip
• 1x Meren of Clan Nel Toth
• 1x Mirror Image
• 1x Phantasmal Image
• 1x Phyrexian Metamorph
• 1x Progenitor Mimic
• 1x Sakashima of a Thousand Faces
• 1x Setessan Champion
• 1x Spark Double
• 1x Stunt Double
• 1x Timeless Witness
• 1x Viscera Seer
• 1x Walking Sponge

Artifact (12)

• 1x Altar of Dementia
• 1x Arcane Signet
• 1x Blackblade Reforged
• 1x Commander's Plate
• 1x Lightning Greaves
• 1x Nettlecyst
• 1x Skullclamp
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Swiftfoot Boots
• 1x Sword of the Animist
• 1x Talisman of Curiosity
• 1x Talisman of Resilience

Land (35)

• 1x Boseiju, Who Endures
• 1x Breeding Pool
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Exotic Orchard
• 9x Forest
• 1x Forest
• 6x Island
• 1x Island
• 1x Overgrown Tomb
• 1x Path of Ancestry
• 1x Reflecting Pool
• 7x Swamp
• 1x Takenuma, Abandoned Mire
• 1x Watery Grave
• 1x Yavimaya, Cradle of Growth
• 1x Zagoth Triome

Sorcery (11)

• 1x Agadeem's Awakening  ^Flip
• 1x Cultivate
• 1x Irenicus's Vile Duplication
• 1x Kodama's Reach
• 1x Nature's Lore
• 1x Reanimate
• 1x Regrowth
• 1x Rite of Consumption
• 1x Three Visits
• 1x Unearth
• 1x Victimize

Commander (1)

Enchantment (15)

• 1x Alpha Authority
• 1x Ancestral Mask
• 1x Animate Dead
• 1x Curiosity
• 1x Dress Down
• 1x Enchantress's Presence
• 1x Hydra's Growth
• 1x Kaya's Ghostform
• 1x Keen Sense
• 1x Phyrexian Reclamation
• 1x Predatory Hunger
• 1x Rancor
• 1x Shielding Plax
• 1x Snake Umbra
• 1x Whip Silk

Instant (10)

• 1x Abrupt Decay
• 1x Beast Within
• 1x Counterspell
• 1x Deadly Dispute
• 1x Feign Death
• 1x Heroic Intervention
• 1x Malakir Rebirth  ^Flip
• 1x Noxious Revival
• 1x Swan Song
• 1x Village Rites

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This is a goofy, self-aware Commander deck built around one of Magic’s most ridiculous creatures: Walking Sponge.

The goal isn’t to combo off on turn 4 or lock the table out, it’s to take a card nobody respects, buff it way more than it deserves, bring it back every time it dies, and occasionally clone it just to make things confusing.

What the deck does

Turns Walking Sponge into a real threat using auras and equipment

Reanimates and recasts it over and over (thanks, Muldrotha)

Makes extra copies of the Sponge because one is never enough

Removes keywords and abilities instead of just killing things

Wins slowly, awkwardly, and usually by accident

What the deck doesn’t do

No infinite combos

No fast mana nonsense

No hard locks

No “gotcha, you lose” moments

If this deck wins, it’s because everyone underestimated the Sponge and let it live too long.

Top Ranked	Achieved #2 position overall 3 days ago Achieved #1 position in Commander / EDH Bracket 1 1 week ago
Date added	1 week
Last updated	1 week
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	9 - 0 Mythic Rares 29 - 0 Rares 23 - 0 Uncommons 15 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	2.31
Tokens	Beast 3/3 G, Bird 2/2 U, Copy Clone, Experience Token, Phyrexian Germ 0/0 B, Timeless Witness 4/4 B, Treasure
Folders	Meme Decks, Deck ideas