Luigi Wins by Doing Absolutely Nothing

Commander / EDH WUB (Esper)

johnnythexxxiv

Land (38)

• 1x Arcane Sanctum
• 1x Azorius Chancery
• 1x Caves of Koilos
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Dismal Backwater
• 1x Evolving Wilds
• 1x Faceless Haven
• 1x Jwar Isle Refuge
• 1x Mortuary Mire
• 1x Mutavault
• 1x Opal Palace
• 1x Orzhov Basilica
• 1x Polluted Delta
• 1x Scoured Barrens
• 1x Sejiri Refuge
• 5x Snow-Covered Island
• 7x Snow-Covered Plains
• 5x Snow-Covered Swamp
• 1x Sunken Hollow
• 1x Tainted Field
• 1x Temple of Silence
• 1x Tolaria West
• 1x Tranquil Cove
• 1x Watery Grave

Sorcery (11)

• 1x Council's Judgment
• 1x Debt to the Deathless
• 1x Deep Analysis
• 1x Demonic Tutor
• 1x Fumigate
• 1x Kaya's Wrath
• 1x Plea for Power
• 1x Reanimate
• 1x Survival Cache
• 1x Tempt with Immortality
• 1x Toxic Deluge

Instant (13)

• 1x Cyclonic Rift
• 1x Dromar's Charm
• 1x Intervention Pact
• 1x Lim-Dul's Vault
• 1x Mortify
• 1x Nightmare's Thirst
• 1x Pact of Negation
• 1x Reckless Spite
• 1x Riot Control
• 1x Slaughter Pact
• 1x Split Decision
• 1x Teferi's Protection
• 1x Withering Boon

Creature (13)

• 1x Ajani's Pridemate
• 1x Augury Adept
• 1x Divinity of Pride
• 1x Felidar Sovereign
• 1x Heliod, Sun-Crowned
• 1x Magister of Worth
• 1x Ocelot Pride
• 1x Serene Master
• 1x Serra Ascendant
• 1x Sire of Stagnation
• 1x Sorin of House Markov  ^Flip
• 1x Sphinx of the Revelation
• 1x Tithe Taker

Commander (1)

Artifact (13)

• 1x Bolas's Citadel
• 1x Chromatic Lantern
• 1x Coercive Portal
• 1x Commander's Sphere
• 1x Pristine Talisman
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Swiftfoot Boots
• 1x Sword of the Animist
• 1x Tablet of the Guilds
• 1x Talisman of Dominance
• 1x Talisman of Hierarchy
• 1x The Book of Exalted Deeds
• 1x Well of Lost Dreams

Enchantment (11)

• 1x Act of Authority
• 1x Cleric Class
• 1x Curse of Shallow Graves
• 1x Curse of the Forsaken
• 1x Darksteel Mutation
• 1x Greed
• 1x Hive Mind
• 1x Lethal Vapors
• 1x Phyrexian Reclamation
• 1x Smothering Tithe
• 1x Sunbond

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Sideboard

Land (5)

• 1x Glacial Floodplain
• 1x Godless Shrine
• 1x Hallowed Fountain
• 1x Ice Tunnel
• 1x Snowfield Sinkhole

Creature (2)

• 1x Grand Abolisher
• 1x Karlov of the Ghost Council

Instant (1)

• 1x Vampiric Tutor

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Maybeboard

Land (4)

• 1x Azorius Chancery
• 1x Orzhov Basilica
• 1x Tainted Field
• 1x Temple of Silence

Creature (2)

• 1x Magister of Worth
• 1x Sire of Stagnation

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Ol' Oreo doesn't like getting out of his chair. He dislikes it so much that he'll do everything in his power to avoid leaving it, including just leaving the game FOREVER.

So yeah, this is going to be a vacation deck that uses Grand Abolisher + Lethal Vapors + Teferi's Protection to skip infinite turns and just win by default. Until then, there's a bunch of silly politics things to do and a Hivemind + Slaughter Pact (or Pact of Negation/Intervention Pact if timing allows) combo in there for the memes.

Sideboard is cards I'm slotting in, Maybeboard is cards I'm slotting out

Date added	5 years
Last updated	18 hours
Key combos	Lethal Vapors + Teferi's Protection
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	8 - 3 Mythic Rares 36 - 2 Rares 28 - 0 Uncommons 10 - 1 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	2.97
Tokens	Angel 3/3 W, Cat 1/1 W, City's Blessing, Food, Spirit 1/1 WB, Treasure, Zombie 2/2 B