No Fun Allowed

Commander: Rule 0 Indestructible RBW (Mardu)

Scootaloo-009

Land (39)

• 1x Boros Garrison
• 1x Clifftop Retreat
• 1x Dark Depths
• 1x Darksteel Citadel
• 1x Drossforge Bridge
• 1x Emergence Zone
• 1x Evolving Wilds
• 1x Fountain of Cho
• 1x Goldmire Bridge
• 1x Isolated Chapel
• 1x Luxury Suite
• 1x Mage-Ring Network
• 1x Mercadian Bazaar
• 1x Molten Slagheap
• 1x Mountain
• 1x Mountain
• 1x Mountain
• 1x Mountain
• 1x Orzhov Basilica
• 1x Plains
• 1x Plains
• 1x Plains
• 1x Plains
• 1x Plains
• 1x Plateau
• 1x Rakdos Carnarium
• 1x Reflecting Pool
• 1x Rustvale Bridge
• 1x Subterranean Hangar
• 1x Swamp
• 1x Swamp
• 1x Swamp
• 1x Swamp
• 1x Temple of Malice
• 1x Temple of Silence
• 1x Temple of Triumph
• 1x Terramorphic Expanse
• 1x Thespian's Stage
• 1x Westvale Abbey  ^Flip

Sorcery (20)

• 1x Aether Snap
• 1x Blood Money
• 1x Council's Judgment
• 1x Damnation
• 1x Decree of Annihilation
• 1x Decree of Pain
• 1x Farewell
• 1x Hour of Revelation *f-pre*
• 1x Jokulhaups
• 1x Merciless Eviction
• 1x Mythos of Snapdax
• 1x Obliterate
• 1x Phyrexian Rebirth
• 1x Play of the Game
• 1x Rout
• 1x Ruinous Ultimatum
• 1x Scrambleverse
• 1x Structural Assault
• 1x Warp World
• 1x Wrath of God

Creature (11)

• 1x Barbed Servitor
• 1x Bontu the Glorified
• 1x Burnished Hart
• 1x Erebos, God of the Dead
• 1x Hazoret the Fervent
• 1x Mogis, God of Slaughter
• 1x Oketra the True
• 1x Stuffy Doll
• 1x Treasure Nabber
• 1x Weathered Wayfarer
• 1x Zetalpa, Primal Dawn

Instant (5)

• 1x Crackling Doom
• 1x Force of Despair
• 1x Olorin's Searing Light
• 1x Teferi's Protection
• 1x Thrilling Encore

Commander (1)

Enchantment (14)

• 1x Assemble the Legion
• 1x Blind Obedience
• 1x Grip of Chaos
• 1x Liability
• 1x Lightmine Field
• 1x Pariah
• 1x Phyrexian Arena
• 1x Phyrexian Scriptures
• 1x Price of Glory
• 1x Revel in Riches
• 1x Smothering Tithe
• 1x Tainted Remedy
• 1x The Cheese Stands Alone
• 1x Underworld Dreams

Artifact (10)

• 1x Arena of the Ancients
• 1x Commander's Sphere
• 1x Damping Matrix
• 1x Damping Sphere
• 1x Stone of Erech
• 1x Storage Matrix
• 1x Tarrian's Soulcleaver
• 1x The Immortal Sun
• 1x Torpor Orb
• 1x Ugin's Nexus

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Sideboard

Enchantment (1)

• 1x Barren Glory

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A mardu deck made to ruin people's day. A rarely used weapon I deploy when someone is being a dick, bringing a high powered CEDH deck to a casual game. It has 1 proxy of a sort, swapping Barren Glory for the original The Cheese Stands Alone. If I'm in a situation to win off The Cheese, I'd also win off Barren Glory. Alter = signed

Date added	1 year
Last updated	2 weeks
Legality	This deck is Commander: Rule 0 legal.
Rarity (main - side)	14 - 0 Mythic Rares 53 - 1 Rares 10 - 0 Uncommons 10 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	4.48
Tokens	Human Cleric 1/1 BW, Marit Lage, Horror */* C, Soldier 1/1 RW, Treasure, Warrior 1/1 W w/ Vigilance