Destroy all artifacts, creatures, and lands. They can't be regenerated.

Browse Alters


Have (1) metalmagic
Want (1) Vantharion

Printings View all

Set Rarity
Masters Edition (MED) Rare
Deckmasters: Garfield vs. Finkel (DKM) Rare
Classic Sixth Edition (6ED) Rare
Fifth Edition (5ED) Rare
Ice Age (ICE) Rare

Combos Browse all


Format Legality
Commander / EDH Legal
Highlander Legal
Noble Legal
2019-10-04 Legal
Vintage Legal
Casual Legal
Canadian Highlander Legal
Unformat Legal
Duel Commander Legal
Leviathan Legal
Legacy Legal
1v1 Commander Legal
Tiny Leaders Legal
Oathbreaker Legal
Magic Duels Legal
Penny Dreadful Legal

Jokulhaups occurrence in decks from the last year

Commander / EDH:

All decks: 0.01%

Jokulhaups Discussion

Gorbah on Got 99 Upvotes And A Bitch Ain't One - Marchesa

2 weeks ago

Jokulhaups is good but i run Obliterate instead ! i like the "f*ck you blue" theme there :D

Last_Laugh on Got 99 Upvotes And A Bitch Ain't One - Marchesa

2 weeks ago

casual_competitive - mana is a hefty investment in a deck like this. The card also does nothing when it comes down, needs time to build value to justify that cost, and hoses me if I don't have Necropotence out already.

If I want to screw people that badly I'll just run Jokulhaups. It requires a lot less hoops to jump through, costs less, and it also prevents my opponents from casting anything in their hand. Meanwhile your creatures come back at eot to beat face and end the game.

Last_Laugh on Marchesa Battlecruiser

3 weeks ago

Try Jokulhaups in Torment of Hailfire's slot. It's terribly mean but you'll end the game within a few turns assuming your opponents don't scoop.

Discard is incredibly effective here also. Vindictive Lich, Oona's Blackguard, and Sadistic Hypnotist are the best of the bunch here.

Feel free to check out my list (assuming you haven't already, there's a lot of similarities). Upvotes on any of my decks are appreciated. Every Masochist Needs a Marchesa To Love Them

athurdent on Shrines

1 month ago

thanks, ShiltonCDXX. As you can see I have decided to build shrines in legacy, I will probably change to modern, as I doubt this can survive there (just wanted an excuse to use Jokulhaups!), and for modern Calix, Destiny's Hand, Dance of the Manse and Idyllic Tutor will replace Vampiric Tutor, Replenish and Enlightened Tutor respectively. those were excellent choices!

As this deck is currently heavy on white mana, Jokulhaups will be replaced with Wrath of God or maybe Merciless Eviction in modern

Sultai_Sir on Gadrak Deck: Spoiler Musings *PRIMER*

2 months ago

A way to make Gadrak indestructible, like Darksteel Plate, some big-mana payoffs, like the Eldrazi Titans, and a butt-ton of sweepers, like Blasphemous Act, Chain Reaction, Mizzium Mortars, etc. If you're feeling really mean, you can run cards like Ruination, Jokulhaups and Obliterate, and laugh as you sit atop your endless pile of shiny gold! Hope this helps!

Epicurus on Klothys Hates Your Lands

2 months ago

Reznorboy, Past in Flames seems awesome in theory, but is a bit too costly for this deck. To pay 4 mana and then the mana cost of whatever spells I want to flashback, most of the time I'd be able to recur one spell, maybe two, and forget about casting it for its own flashback cost. Desperate Ritual and spells like that are certainly something I'm considering, if I can find the right one or two. Mana Seism is really the only one I'm using at the moment. Also, hell yes build that Tasigur deck!

Peoyogon, I'm already running Boom / Bust and Impending Disaster, as well as Tectonic Break and quick spells like Raze and Tremble. Jokulhaups and some of the others you listed are too high mana cost. If I have that much mana to spend, I've either been messing up, or I've been doing amazing. If the latter, I have a lot more lands to lose than the opponents, and if the former it's probably too late to be helpful. And Decree of Annihilation is a hard no because I have a lot of interaction with my graveyard, and would be screwing myself if I exiled it. However, Boil and Ruination are certainly possible maybes.

Peoyogon on Klothys Hates Your Lands

2 months ago

Have you considered putting in any mass land destruction? Jokulhaups, Decree of Annihilation, Boom / Bust, Impending Disaster, and Obliterate are great options if you want everything to wipe away and cards like Boil, Ruination, and Wildfire can be basically one sided land wipes in the right build.

DarkHero on Sliver Lords + Jegantha, The Wellspring

3 months ago

Tutors and Draw are general better. You won't have much of a way to get rid of the bridge if it gets in your way late game. and Jokulhaups is too exensive to be buying to time. If you don't have your pieces by the time you have 6 mana your in trouble.

Maybe some tempo stuff, removal/counterspells

Load more