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How Donald Trump plays Magic

Commander / EDH RUW (Jeskai, America)

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We're going to build a Wall of Denial, and make Zendikar Pay for it. We need to build a Sphere of Safety.

We've got rouges coming over the board, alright? They're Zulaport Cutthroat s, they're Bala Ged Thief , uh excuse me thieves. We're a nation, we have to have Rule of Law s and because we have laws we have to have black or white boardered cards or Magic the gathering isn't even a card game anymore.

Slivers and Krenko are laughing at us. Our allies Brago and Oloro think we're very stupid people. We give them free Defense Grid s and for what? I just wanna gain life and mana, you know.

I'm Zendruu the Greathearted. We have the best people with the best hearts, and we're going to make EDH great again.

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