Ya'lls got a mana problem...

Commander / EDH* BG (Golgari)

Mattchu97

Creature (53)

• 1x Activated Sleeper
• 1x Allosaurus Rider
• 1x Ancient Imperiosaur
• 1x Arboretum Elemental
• 1x Basking Rootwalla
• 1x Bloodghast
• 1x Carrion Feeder
• 1x Craterhoof Behemoth
• 1x Deepwood Legate
• 1x Disciple of the Vault
• 1x Endurance
• 1x Faerie Macabre
• 1x Feaster of Fools
• 1x Frogmite
• 1x Gigapede
• 1x Halo Hopper
• 1x Hollow One
• 1x Ichorid
• 1x Impervious Greatwurm
• 1x Kavu Primarch
• 1x Kozilek, Butcher of Truth
• 1x Lesser Masticore
• 1x Living Totem
• 1x Maralen of the Mornsong
• 1x Markov Baron
• 1x Masterful Ninja
• 1x Melira, Sylvok Outcast
• 1x Memnite
• 1x Mikaeus, the Unhallowed
• 1x Nether Shadow
• 1x Nether Spirit
• 1x Old One Eye
• 1x Opposition Agent
• 1x Ornithopter
• 1x Phantasmagorian
• 1x Phyrexian Delver
• 1x Phyrexian Walker
• 1x Poxwalkers
• 1x Protean Hulk
• 1x Root-Kin Ally
• 1x Rushwood Legate
• 1x Salvage Titan
• 1x Shield Sphere
• 1x Siege Wurm
• 1x Silversmote Ghoul
• 1x Skyshroud Cutter
• 1x Street Wraith
• 1x Ulamog, the Infinite Gyre
• 1x Vengeful Pharaoh
• 1x Vengevine
• 1x Vine Dryad
• 1x Viscera Seer
• 1x Walking Ballista

Instant (17)

• 1x Chord of Calling
• 1x Deadly Rollick
• 1x Force of Despair
• 1x Force of Vigor
• 1x Lethal Scheme
• 1x Noxious Revival
• 1x Once Upon a Time
• 1x Pile On
• 1x Scatter the Seeds
• 1x Sickening Shoal
• 1x Slaughter Pact
• 1x Snuff Out
• 1x Soul Spike
• 1x Spinning Darkness
• 1x Sprout Swarm
• 1x Summoner's Pact
• 1x Summoning Trap

Sorcery (11)

• 1x Cabal Therapy
• 1x Call to the Netherworld
• 1x Dread Return
• 1x Endless Obedience
• 1x Feral Incarnation
• 1x Land Grant
• 1x Massacre
• 1x Mind Swords
• 1x Reverent Silence
• 1x Sprouting Renewal
• 1x Unmask

Enchantment (1)

• 1x Bridge from Below

Commander (1)

Land (12)

• 1x Bazaar of Baghdad
• 1x Bloodstained Mire
• 1x Dryad Arbor
• 1x Haunted Mire
• 1x Khalni Garden
• 1x Marsh Flats
• 1x Misty Rainforest
• 1x Polluted Delta
• 1x Verdant Catacombs
• 1x Windswept Heath
• 1x Wooded Foothills
• 1x Woodland Chasm

Artifact (5)

• 1x Dark Sphere
• 1x Mishra's Bauble
• 1x Tormod's Crypt
• 1x Urza's Bauble
• 1x Welding Jar

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....I ain't never tapped on the Devil's lands, no sir, not me. (Ignore the 12 lands in the deck, the 4 that tap for mana don't need to anyways)

Goal: Get out a Protean Hulk and kill it for an infinite combo.

Goal B: Make enough tokens and grab a Craterhoof Behemoth for the win instead

Drawbacks: No mana production allowed. Gotta either Chord of Calling, Summoning Trap, Dread Return or Endless Obedience into the Hulk.

The deck does have Dryad Arbor and Haunted Mire however a self-imposed restriction is they can't be tapped for mana. Dryad Arbor is a free green convoke target, and both activate stuff like Rushwood Legate and similar.

Hulk Pile A:

1. Hulk dies, fetching Mikaeus, the Unhallowed and Walking Ballista.

2. Walking Ballista dies on ETB due to being a 0/0 and returns thanks to Mikaeus, the Unhallowed's undying. You can then remove the +1/+1 counter to ping an opponent, Walking Ballista dies again due to being a 0/0 and returns again. Repeat for win.

Hulk Pile B:

1. Hulk dies, fetching Viscera Seer OR Carrion Feeder, Melira, Sylvok Outcast, Disciple of the Vault AND Lesser Masticore

2. Sacrifice Lesser Masticore to Viscera Seer or Carrion Feeder. Undying brings back Lesser Masticore but, without a -1/-1 counter due to Melira, Sylvok Outcast. Disciple of the Vault pings an opponent for one. Repeat for the win.

Hulk Pile C:

1. Hulk dies fetching Opposition Agent and Maralen of the Mornsong

2. Thats it lmao

NB: This is here on the off chance an opponent has graveyard hate out which means either Protean Hulk can't be reanimated AND Lesser Masticore can't return via persist. Its a slow, grindy, feel bad way to win and will need good timing to ensure no answers arise.

Other notable stuff:

1. Hulk dies, fetching Phyrexian Delver or Body Snatcher or Activated Sleeper AND Viscera Seer OR Carrion Feeder

2. Protean Hulk is reanimated by the ETB of Phyrexian Delver OR by the death trigger of Body Snatcher (Sacrificed to either Viscera Seer or Carrion Feeder) OR Activated Sleeper becomes a clone of Protean Hulk.

3. Protean Hulk is sacrificed to Viscera Seer or Carrion Feeder, to fetch more stuff

This allows for a chain of hulks to grab more stuff. Could be used to support a combo or find something more convoluted due to unfortunate draws making the above piles not work

Date added	10 months
Last updated	10 months
Legality	This deck is not Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	6 - 0 Mythic Rares 45 - 0 Rares 25 - 0 Uncommons 21 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.69
Tokens	Beast 3/3 G, Elf Knight 2/2 GW, Plant 0/1 G, Saproling 1/1 G, Tyranid 5/5 G, Zombie 2/2 B